Ban the person above you....

seanoconn

Banned for questioning our beloved leader.

slowmart

Banned for not banning the knuckle dragging, wife beating, beer swilling, loudmouth Aussie for all the reasons previously stated.

veronese68

Banned for not banning Seano for thinking Piña is our leader. He can barely lead himself.

pinno

Wheelspinner wrote:

Banned for a particularly weird letter substitution. WTF is that all about?

Banned for not going native:

Englishman: "Sex, fish and chips"
Wallaby: "Six fish and chips"
Kiwi: "Sux, fush and chups"

seanoconn wrote:

Banned for questioning our beloved leader.

Banned for being loyal subject in cesspit of Western dogs. Come home to Pyongyang soon, most masterful spy.

Slowmart wrote:

Banned for not banning the knuckle dragging, wife beating, beer swilling, loudmouth Aussie for all the reasons previously stated.

No he isn't - as proved above, he can't speak oz. Wheelspinner is a big woman's blouse in a land of convicts.

Veronese68 wrote:

Banned for not banning Seano for thinking Piña is our leader. He can barely lead himself.

Banned for the use of the word 'barely'.

slowmart

Banned for being Alex Salmond, a scottish meglomaniac banning everyone the colonial Neanderthal missed out

Wheelspinner

Banned, so you don't feel left out, poor precious.

Manc33

Was going to ban you, then I looked at the bikes in your sig and didn't have the heart... so banning Slowmart again instead.

Wheelspinner

Banned for reminding me to update my sig... it's a bit outta date, 4 of those are gone, replaced by 4 different ones..

my_grandadʹs_bike

Banned for being a bike tart and forgetting to show off about it

veronese68

Banned for reminding spinner that the former bike tart can only ride recumbents and dutch bikes nowadays due to injuries.

Manc33

Banned for lacking empathy with an injured cyclist.

veronese68

Banned for not realising BB is the place to take the muck out of each other, much as you would with your mates in a pub*, there is no place for empathy here.

* you should get some like minded mates and try it some time.

Manc33

Banned for thinking I am being serious.

I don't drink since it kills brain cells, kills people, damages organs and causes violence. First thing I would do is make alcohol illegal if I was in charge. Either that or make all the safer drugs legal, one or the other as opposed to the diabolical hypocrisy we have at the moment.

orraloon

Not Banned for pure entertainment value.

pinno

Banned for not sticking to the rules of this thread even though I agree with you.

Manc33

Banned for clicking an audio link, just lol.

Just lol at how he says "just lol".

pinno

Banned for having an inexplicable squeak on your bike. (More realistically, it is probably the machinations in your head),

Stevo_666

Banned for being tense and nervous about tomorrow afternoon's game.

slowmart

Banned since no one else can be bothered to ban you.

ballysmate

Banned for giving a f*ck about Stevo

Stevo_666

Banned for exactly the same reason you banned Slowmart - otherwise you wouldn't have posted it.

pinno

Banned stopping a bloke getting on the underground.

Stevo_666

Banned for having an uncharacteristic burst of wittiness.

slowmart

Banned for downhill grooming with the promise of uplifts without effort. Dark, dark soul.

Manc33

Banned for trying to get closer to 1000 posts.

slowmart

Banned coz i can

Manc33

Banned because no one has been banned for three days straight.

city_boy

Banned for posting in a thread that wasn't top of the page!

Manc33

Banned for not realizing I had done egosearch.

city_boy

Banned for speaking American