Ban the person above you....

Joeblack
Joeblack Posts: 829
edited April 2016 in The bottom bracket
Okay, just remember this is in the'.....humour section!

I saw this on one of the other forums I frequent and it was very light hearted and quite good fun. In fact, it was one of the most popular threads! Let's see how it goes here.

Just imagine you are all moderators and have the power to ban people. All you have to do is find a reason to virtually 'ban' the person above you. Nothing serious, personal or vindictive - keep it friendly

So you could ban me for starting a thread about banning, or for copying the concept from somewhere else. You get the idea.

So, who wants to get creative for the first one then?..

Let go :evil:
One plays football, tennis or golf, one does not play at cycling
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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    You've been sending me photos of your miniscule c0ck. And they weren't even in focus. Not cool!
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    You are either not a giant or dont ride one. Their Mike Burrows inspired compact frame designs could not accomodate you , therefore you are lieing, unless of course you are Mike Burrows and youve built your own.
  • Leemerlin
    Leemerlin Posts: 26
    No dogs
  • Joeblack
    Joeblack Posts: 829
    Leemerlin wrote:
    No dogs

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  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    Banned for raping the planet of its resources(allegedly) oil boy.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Banned because of your "Hands that slap his kids around, 'cause they don't understand how"
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Because I fcukin. hate cats, they sh1t in my garden and then hide it. :evil:
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  • napoleond
    napoleond Posts: 5,992
    Because you live in a town named after a singer that is the epitome of sh!t...
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  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Banned because I really want you to look like your avatar in real life, and you don't :(
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  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Your banned for having a name linked to a preposterous former glamour model who allegedly keeps her discarded breasts in a safe.
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    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    Banned for keyboard abuse.


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  • schweiz
    schweiz Posts: 1,644
    Banned for not liking Kirstie Allsopp
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  • CrunchyToes
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    edited February 2016
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  • MaxwellBygraves
    MaxwellBygraves Posts: 1,353
    Banned for referring to feet in your name (I don't like feet)
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,431
    Do I even need to say?
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  • Flexisurfer
    Flexisurfer Posts: 249
    Banned because you dress like a lady, because you are a lady you see ( said in a little Britain type of way :wink: )
  • Joeblack
    Joeblack Posts: 829
    Banned because you banned someone in a stupid voice and then had to explain the voice and it all just fell apart!!!
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  • lucan2
    lucan2 Posts: 293
    Banned because you've already been banned and you're still posting.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,664
    Lucan2 wrote:
    Banned because you've already been banned and you're still posting.
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  • Bwgan
    Bwgan Posts: 389
    Banned cause you've run out of pants to sniff
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    Banned as you might be Welsh.
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    banned for having a.....actually wtf is that on your avi?!
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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Because there is a CJD risk.
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  • not-another-hillǃ
    not-another-hillǃ Posts: 1,310
    Banned because you haven't moved from the place named after the w4nk1est singer ever......
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    Not-another-hill! wrote:
    Banned because you haven't moved from the place named after the w4nk1est singer ever......


    Banned: So you can get on and fix that roof!! Why the hell is it raining on your Turbo?

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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,981
    Banned because you've still not managed to catch that pigeon!
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  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    banned because your @rse is on constant display
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  • Joeblack
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    Banned because your a coward
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  • declan1
    declan1 Posts: 2,470
    Banned because you banned the person who banned you for banning anti-banning of the banning the ban above your existing ban-the-ban thread.

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  • TheCornishMong
    TheCornishMong Posts: 88
    Banned because you banned the person who banned the person who banned someone for banning anti-banning of the banning the ban above your existing ban-the-ban thread.

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