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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Banned for making me spray my bedtime tipple over the keyboard.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for making me spray my bedtime tipple over the keyboard.

    Banned for masturbating over bottom bracket and spraying over the screen.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Banned for sending the Presbyterian's to the wrong place for a rant.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for falling foul of the apostrophe police
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Banned for falling foul of the punctuation police.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Banned for not getting laid enough making you over perdantic.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned because there is no such thing as enough.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Banned for providing such a shite answer that no one could be arsed replying.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for taking two months to come up with that response
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    Banned for not fully appreciating just how slow Slowmart really is.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Banned for not realising that Bally's just an old codger himself.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for insinuating there is something wrong with being an old codger.
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Banned for self delusion
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for picking on the elderly.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,301
    Banned for sunseeking.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Banned for thinking it was my idea. (my missus thinks she's married to Alan Whicker :( )
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Banned for impersonating a dead bloke to get a shag
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    banned for wrecking her only dream of hope
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,665
    Banned for improper use of Mars bars.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,147
    Banned for making me hungry
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    Banned for having a day off tomorrow
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,147
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Banned for having a day off tomorrow

    That's tomorrow!

    Banned for having a hangover
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    Banned for incompetence.
    I know it's tomorrow, that's why I wrote tomorrow. :roll: :mrgreen:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,147
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Banned for incompetence.
    I know it's tomorrow, that's why I wrote tomorrow. :roll: :mrgreen:

    Banned for missing the point that I'm being banned for something that hasn't yet happened (are you a moderator :lol: )
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    Banned for having wicked thoughts.
    I'm the thought police, that's one step down.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Banned for trying to elevate yourself to mod status.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Banned for thinking that 'elevate' is the right word.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Banned for being the seed of the devil. :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,354
    Banned for continually trying to get me to bite :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,810
    Banned for biting Piña but not Slowmart.