Peanut butter: the Devil's diarrhea

Kieran_Burns

itboffin wrote:

mmmm nutty marmite loveliness

It honestly looks like you wiped a babies arse with bread.

Kieran_Burns

Doping to keep up wrote:

Been reading this forum for a while, but there hasn't really been any threads important enough to warrant a first post.

Until this one.

Kieran Burns is spot on.

Yay

rjsterry

If you get a knock at the door, late at night...

FoldingJoe

Peanut butter M&M's. Mmmmmmm

Kieran_Burns

rjsterry wrote:

If you get a knock at the door, late at night...

Why do you hate me?

Greg T

What's happened?

Have we suddenly all got into the Faddy fecking eating craze . . .

The only thing that should not be eaten is defeat, de feet should be eaten - just simmered for longer.

Peanut butter, marmite, olives, is this what we have come to? Turning up our noses at highly processed sweet or salty snacks? Tell your grandad that he fought a war for you to go all "oooh I don't eat that" . . .

Gourmandomati rule no1: Man the feck up.

mouth

Doping to keep up wrote:

Been reading this forum for a while, but there hasn't really been any threads important enough to warrant a first post.

Until this one.

Kieran Burns is spot on.

An excellent first post my friend. Welcome.

rjsterry

Kieran_Burns wrote:

rjsterry wrote:

If you get a knock at the door, late at night...

Why do you hate me?

Now that I look at it again, I'm not sure if that's a mouth or a very big moustache.

SimonAH

:-)

Srlsly though

Here is the definitive list

Peanut butter and Jam (jelly) ?
Fine for merkins, otherwise horrendous

Olives?
Up there with artichokes and anchovies - this is what defines you as someone who has made the effort to actually taste things and try. If you don't get it, then back to your fish finger sandwiches and Walls sausages as you have no right to eat nice food.

Marmite?
Oh give me strength. What seperates man from beasts and frenchmen.

I have said my piece.

Greg T

SimonAH wrote:

Peanut butter and Jam (jelly) ?
Fine for merkins, otherwise horrendous

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Merkin (first use 1617)[1] is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women.

Well, I think this is a sentiment we can all get behind . .

graham.

Anyway. Who decided that marzipan was a foodstuff?
It smells like cyanide and has the texture of Semtex!

Kieran_Burns

Graham. wrote:

Anyway. Who decided that marzipan was a foodstuff?
It smells like cyanide and has the texture of Semtex!

Marzipan is Satan's knob-cheese.

That is all.

Applespider

SimonAH wrote:

:-)
Olives?
Up there with artichokes and anchovies - this is what defines you as someone who has made the effort to actually taste things and try. If you don't get it, then back to your fish finger sandwiches and Walls sausages as you have no right to eat nice food.

Hang about - I like olives, artichokes and anchovies... but also a good fish finger sandwich.

Graham. wrote:

Anyway. Who decided that marzipan was a foodstuff?
It smells like cyanide and has the texture of Semtex!

And it ruins good cake!

willy b

Peanut butter only on brown toast which is slightly burnt, with butter/spread on before 8)

Although I am slightly put off by the fact that when I had some mice in my old flat is trapped them using Peanut butter as bait.

PBo

SteppenHerring wrote:

Peanut Butter: Meh
Olives: Yes please

Cheesecake: I like cake and I like cheese but this is neither and it's stupid and wrong.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=related&v=M4XQDAe9TDQ#t=4m36s
You are peter Kay's dad and ICMFP
Next you'll be saying you don't like garlic bread!

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=related&v=M4XQDAe9TDQ#t=4m08s

Edit. WTF has happened to my URL code??

PBo

Greg T wrote:

What's happened?

Have we suddenly all got into the Faddy fecking eating craze . . .

The only thing that should not be eaten is defeat, de feet should be eaten - just simmered for longer.

Peanut butter, marmite, olives, is this what we have come to? Turning up our noses at highly processed sweet or salty snacks? Tell your grandad that he fought a war for you to go all "oooh I don't eat that" . . .

Gourmandomati rule no1: Man the feck up.

This. Absolutely this!
Burns, get with the programme.
My son eats olives, anchovies, sushi, smoked salmon, peanut butter, to name but a few.

Therefore you are less brave, less discerning, and more pathetic than a six year old!

Btw Celery- it's what salad cream was invented for....(never mayo)

team47b

I thought you was all xenophobes, what's with all this foreign food you been trying to eat and like, you should stick to eating fish n chips and lard

Greg T

PBo wrote:

Btw Celery- it's what salad cream was invented for....(never mayo)

The taste of the 70s is stalks of celery with salad cream poured into the groove . .

PBo

Greg T wrote:

PBo wrote:

Btw Celery- it's what salad cream was invented for....(never mayo)

The taste of the 70s is stalks of celery with salad cream poured into the groove . .

Ummmm...it was the taste of my kitchen 3 nights ago....

I always think of pineapple and cheese sticks as the taste of the 70s...

Kieran_Burns

At least I can paste bloody Youtube code... peter kay impression of a family wedding

and NOT pick the mobile version.

Must be all the dead animals and weird sh*t yer shoving in yer gob.

PBo

Kieran_Burns wrote:

At least I can paste bloody Youtube code... peter kay impression of a family wedding

and NOT pick the mobile version.

Must be all the dead animals and weird sh*t yer shoving in yer gob.

Thanks...

cheese cake

garlic bread