Peanut butter: the Devil's diarrhea

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  • dee4life2005
    dee4life2005 Posts: 773
    hmmm ... looks tasty :shock:
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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    dee4life2005 wrote:
    peanut butter M&M's anyone ... nom nom nom.

    Absolutely amazing invention. Just difficult to get hold of in the UK.
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  • t4tomo
    t4tomo Posts: 2,643
    Big_Paul wrote:
    I don't like peanut butter sandwiches.

    I don't like Jam sandwhiches.

    Put the peanut butter and jam together in the samdwich and it's bloody lovely! :roll:
    Try marmalade the citrus and peanut goes well.

    Or marmalade and Nutella - Jaffa cake on toast tastic
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  • anonymousblackfg
    anonymousblackfg Posts: 2,029
    Remove both please, both are lovely items of food.

    Howver, salt and vinagar crisps and marmite fully deserve to be shot.
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  • Hoopdriver
    Hoopdriver Posts: 2,023
    Peanut butter and olives - love them both (although not together - that WOULD be hideous)
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    anonymousblackfg wrote:
    Remove both please, both are lovely items of food.

    Howver, salt and vinagar crisps and marmite fully deserve to be shot.

    Change your avatar forthwith:

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    and stop spinning your head.
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Capers!

    Satan's bogeys :D
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    I like everything that's been mentioned... I actually, seriously quite like toast with peanut butter and mustard (or horseradish) with sliced olives...
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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    Headhuunter wrote:
    I like everything that's been mentioned... I actually, seriously quite like toast with peanut butter and mustard (or horseradish) with sliced olives...

    Now there is a man who know's how to dine.
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  • k1875
    k1875 Posts: 485
    Peanut butter is made by Mexicans chewing up handfuls of peanuts and gobbing the resulting paste into a jar. Smooth? Chew for longer.

    This is irrefutable fact.

    P.S. - Olives are rubbish too.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    rubertoe wrote:
    Olives - Yum.
    Peanut Butter - Yum.


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    Burn him! Burn him with Fire!!!

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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    k1875 wrote:
    Peanut butter is made by Mexicans chewing up handfuls of peanuts and gobbing the resulting paste into a jar. Smooth? Chew for longer.
    Well get you and your lah-dee-dah spreads.
    Mug of coffee with your peanut butter sarnie?
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  • mouth
    mouth Posts: 1,195
    rubertoe wrote:
    dee4life2005 wrote:
    peanut butter M&M's anyone ... nom nom nom.

    Absolutely amazing invention. Just difficult to get hold of in the UK.

    Reese's peanut butter cups? Unfortunately (for my waistline) they sell in the Sainsbury's local next to the main bus stop I use.

    HTH:

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  • Cycloslalomeur
    Cycloslalomeur Posts: 349
    My next mid-ride sandwich shall have a tapenade-peanutbutter filling with Reese's cups for dessert.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,767
    Mouth wrote:
    rubertoe wrote:
    dee4life2005 wrote:
    peanut butter M&M's anyone ... nom nom nom.

    Absolutely amazing invention. Just difficult to get hold of in the UK.

    Reese's peanut butter cups? Unfortunately (for my waistline) they sell in the Sainsbury's local next to the main bus stop I use.

    HTH:

    http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/store/M-M-s ... 14407.html
    Mmm, just eaten one and was about to post the same. I checked their website and unfortunately for KB they don't do one with half an olive on top.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Mouth wrote:
    rubertoe wrote:
    dee4life2005 wrote:
    peanut butter M&M's anyone ... nom nom nom.

    Absolutely amazing invention. Just difficult to get hold of in the UK.

    Reese's peanut butter cups? Unfortunately (for my waistline) they sell in the Sainsbury's local next to the main bus stop I use.

    HTH:

    http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/store/M-M-s ... 14407.html
    Mmm, just eaten one and was about to post the same. I checked their website and unfortunately for KB they don't do one with half an olive on top.


    I am treating your attempts at humour with haughty disdain. You cad.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,336
    Just for you Kieran
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  • memsley89
    memsley89 Posts: 247
    Any other fans of Man Vs. Food thinking of a certain Goober Burger?

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    (that's peanut butter and egg for y'all rest of you)
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Sweet Mother of God.

    I may be ill. Oh wait, someone already has.
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  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    Peanut butter and celery. Wrong wrong wrong.....
    There's a jar of this in the office, looks horrible

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    I like Marmite though...
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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    rubertoe wrote:
    Olives - Yum.
    Peanut Butter - Yum.

    Too right!
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Cafewanda wrote:
    rubertoe wrote:
    Olives - Yum.
    Peanut Butter - Yum.

    Too right!

    You're dead to me now.
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    looks like baby poop!

    yummy!
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  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    I just lurve peanut butter, always have. Don't mind crunchy or smooth.

    Inside plain bread sandwiches it can be a bit dry and stick to the roof of the mouth so a nice sliced tomato added keeps it moist and easy to slide down.

    On warm toast it's just perfect.

    Can also be enhanced by spreading strawberry jam over the top on either bread or toast to give the english equivalent of peanut butter and jelly.

    If you like that it's also worth trying a marmite and lemon curd combo. Mmmmmmmmm.......

    However, those Hersheys peanut butter cups really turn my stomach, don't like em. Too sickly sweet.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    I'm going to nuke the site from orbit... It's the only way to be sure.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Get soooooome
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  • Horns
    Horns Posts: 10
    FoldingJoe wrote:
    Peanut butter - as long as it is Whole Earth - Crunchy Original.

    I make my own. Although this week it's almond, not peanut. Nutty goodness on toast is what fuels my ride to work in the morning. Nothing else quite seems to do the trick.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    mmmm nutty marmite loveliness

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  • doping_to_keep_up
    doping_to_keep_up Posts: 9
    Been reading this forum for a while, but there hasn't really been any threads important enough to warrant a first post.

    Until this one.

    Kieran Burns is spot on.
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    Not too keen on peanut butter but peanut butter and chocolate is amazing! I've been known in the past to hang around in the kitchen with a jar of chocolate spread, a jar of peanut butter and a teaspoon.

    Also I lovely combo spread on digestives, mmmmmmmm.
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