Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up
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Ellipses cheer me up.pinno said:
^ Poor draft deleting effort.briantrumpet said:...
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3 squares mate (sorry).briantrumpet said:
Ellipses cheer me up.pinno said:
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pinno said:
3 squares mate (sorry).briantrumpet said:
Ellipses cheer me up.pinno said:
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That graphic also works for pixies.0 -
We don't have Pixies up here, we have Gremlins.
One could assume that we have legions of them, However, this is incorrect as the majority of the population in the Land of Jock are just simply very short and easily mistaken.
The language, attire and manner are similar and it is therefore hard to distinguish the vertically challenged from the Gremlin.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
The International Foreign Fighters initiative. Trivial? Maybe not, but it does cheer me up.0
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Luton 1 - Chelski 0seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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That this new cycle racing / training circuit, designed by my own fair hand, got approved at planning committee a few days ago. Hopefully it can now get all the funding in place. I'm also trivially cheered up that I no longer race as the circuit has over 30m of elevation for each 1km lap including a few 10% ramps so an average 1 hour race would have in the region of 1000m of climbing!
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Pross said:
That this new cycle racing / training circuit, designed by my own fair hand, got approved at planning committee a few days ago. Hopefully it can now get all the funding in place. I'm also trivially cheered up that I no longer race as the circuit has over 30m of elevation for each 1km lap including a few 10% ramps so an average 1 hour race would have in the region of 1000m of climbing!
Nice... although you missed the chance to make it look like cöck & bälls...0 -
Went for one of the more exotic Ann Summers toys as my inspiration insteadbriantrumpet said:Pross said:That this new cycle racing / training circuit, designed by my own fair hand, got approved at planning committee a few days ago. Hopefully it can now get all the funding in place. I'm also trivially cheered up that I no longer race as the circuit has over 30m of elevation for each 1km lap including a few 10% ramps so an average 1 hour race would have in the region of 1000m of climbing!
Nice... although you missed the chance to make it look like cöck & bälls...1 -
this. soooo this.boris.tuffin75T_omHKwN said:my 30 minutes in the early morning with my hot black coffee.
chuck a Marly Red in the mix and its orgasmic..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Pross said:
Went for one of the more exotic Ann Summers toys as my inspiration insteadbriantrumpet said:Pross said:That this new cycle racing / training circuit, designed by my own fair hand, got approved at planning committee a few days ago. Hopefully it can now get all the funding in place. I'm also trivially cheered up that I no longer race as the circuit has over 30m of elevation for each 1km lap including a few 10% ramps so an average 1 hour race would have in the region of 1000m of climbing!
Nice... although you missed the chance to make it look like cöck & bälls...
That tickled me.0 -
What you do behind closed doors....briantrumpet said:Pross said:
Went for one of the more exotic Ann Summers toys as my inspiration insteadbriantrumpet said:Pross said:That this new cycle racing / training circuit, designed by my own fair hand, got approved at planning committee a few days ago. Hopefully it can now get all the funding in place. I'm also trivially cheered up that I no longer race as the circuit has over 30m of elevation for each 1km lap including a few 10% ramps so an average 1 hour race would have in the region of 1000m of climbing!
Nice... although you missed the chance to make it look like cöck & bälls...
That tickled me.0 -
On a marginally related theme...
There's a pair of collared doves hanging about in my back garden pretty much all of the time, regularly see them out of the kitchen window necking each other then quick sh4g rinse and repeat. No need for a MF stylee #wankitout there whatsoevs.0 -
^^ We've found our David Attenborough replacement when the time comes.0
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Hard to imagine David Attenborough with "Go on on my son!".The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
We have np more than 2 nesting pairs in the garden at any one time.orraloon said:On a marginally related theme...
There's a pair of collared doves hanging about in my back garden pretty much all of the time, regularly see them out of the kitchen window necking each other then quick sh4g rinse and repeat. No need for a MF stylee #wankitout there whatsoevs.
A Collared Dove was sat on the ladder rack of a pick up I was using to cart sand and cement. I watched in amazement and slight horror when it got hit by some raptor at phenomenal speed.
So the local birds of prey keep the numbers down and I have come to the conclusion that as Collared doves are a bit fat and slow, the best thing to do is sh.ag lots to keep their species going*.
This winter the local Dove's are sticking together in a flock and there must be a dozen of them. I have to scare them from the bird table.
*Panda's should take a leaf out of the Dove's books. I mean, all that international scientific attention and all they need to do is bloody sh.ag. Why not feed them beer and kebabs?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I've seen the same in my garden. Sparrow hawks fly in fast, even crashing through the shrubs in hot pursuit.pinno said:
We have np more than 2 nesting pairs in the garden at any one time.orraloon said:On a marginally related theme...
There's a pair of collared doves hanging about in my back garden pretty much all of the time, regularly see them out of the kitchen window necking each other then quick sh4g rinse and repeat. No need for a MF stylee #wankitout there whatsoevs.
A Collared Dove was sat on the ladder rack of a pick up I was using to cart sand and cement. I watched in amazement and slight horror when it got hit by some raptor at phenomenal speed.0 -
This piece of rusty old tat being advertised for sale on a local farcebork market thing. Now just how much £ do you think is being asked for?
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Unless it's got provenance proving it was dug up by Les Ferdinand, maybe £1 if it's for charity?0
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Getting the Home and Contents insurance renewal email and finding out it's gone down by £60 a year
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Wow! Mine went up 50%. £210 from £140. (Additional £45 for accidental cover worldwide, unchanged) Will be researching this week....JimD666 said:Getting the Home and Contents insurance renewal email and finding out it's gone down by £60 a year
The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
I wouldn’t worry too much.pblakeney said:
Wow! Mine went up 50%. £210 from £140. (Additional £45 for accidental cover worldwide, unchanged) Will be researching this week....JimD666 said:Getting the Home and Contents insurance renewal email and finding out it's gone down by £60 a year
The reduction is due to being in a high risk area of nuclear destruction which is not included in the cover. They only anticipate the policy being active for 3 weeks.
An increase suggests your property is not in a primary target area.0 -
I'm not too sure that Land's End is a primary target area, at least not enough to justify my decreasemorstar said:
I wouldn’t worry too much.pblakeney said:
Wow! Mine went up 50%. £210 from £140. (Additional £45 for accidental cover worldwide, unchanged) Will be researching this week....JimD666 said:Getting the Home and Contents insurance renewal email and finding out it's gone down by £60 a year
The reduction is due to being in a high risk area of nuclear destruction which is not included in the cover. They only anticipate the policy being active for 3 weeks.
An increase suggests your property is not in a primary target area.
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A statement target. Maybe Putin went to Cornwall for a holiday and found Lands end incredibly cheesy.JimD666 said:
I'm not too sure that Land's End is a primary target area, at least not enough to justify my decreasemorstar said:
I wouldn’t worry too much.pblakeney said:
Wow! Mine went up 50%. £210 from £140. (Additional £45 for accidental cover worldwide, unchanged) Will be researching this week....JimD666 said:Getting the Home and Contents insurance renewal email and finding out it's gone down by £60 a year
The reduction is due to being in a high risk area of nuclear destruction which is not included in the cover. They only anticipate the policy being active for 3 weeks.
An increase suggests your property is not in a primary target area.
Anyhow, back on topic, bloomin beautiful out today, lovely walk over the local fella in the sunshine.
Unsurprisingly busy out but makes you feel glad to be alive.0 -
How did he feel about it? 😉morstar said:
A statement target. Maybe Putin went to Cornwall for a holiday and found Lands end incredibly cheesy.JimD666 said:
I'm not too sure that Land's End is a primary target area, at least not enough to justify my decreasemorstar said:
I wouldn’t worry too much.pblakeney said:
Wow! Mine went up 50%. £210 from £140. (Additional £45 for accidental cover worldwide, unchanged) Will be researching this week....JimD666 said:Getting the Home and Contents insurance renewal email and finding out it's gone down by £60 a year
The reduction is due to being in a high risk area of nuclear destruction which is not included in the cover. They only anticipate the policy being active for 3 weeks.
An increase suggests your property is not in a primary target area.
Anyhow, back on topic, bloomin beautiful out today, lovely walk over the local fella in the sunshine.
Unsurprisingly busy out but makes you feel glad to be alive.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Local fella had no feelings, coz of Novichok.pblakeney said:
How did he feel about it? 😉morstar said:
A statement target. Maybe Putin went to Cornwall for a holiday and found Lands end incredibly cheesy.JimD666 said:
I'm not too sure that Land's End is a primary target area, at least not enough to justify my decreasemorstar said:
I wouldn’t worry too much.pblakeney said:
Wow! Mine went up 50%. £210 from £140. (Additional £45 for accidental cover worldwide, unchanged) Will be researching this week....JimD666 said:Getting the Home and Contents insurance renewal email and finding out it's gone down by £60 a year
The reduction is due to being in a high risk area of nuclear destruction which is not included in the cover. They only anticipate the policy being active for 3 weeks.
An increase suggests your property is not in a primary target area.
Anyhow, back on topic, bloomin beautiful out today, lovely walk over the local fella in the sunshine.
Unsurprisingly busy out but makes you feel glad to be alive.0 -
Whoops. It was a very short walk.pblakeney said:
How did he feel about it? 😉morstar said:
A statement target. Maybe Putin went to Cornwall for a holiday and found Lands end incredibly cheesy.JimD666 said:
I'm not too sure that Land's End is a primary target area, at least not enough to justify my decreasemorstar said:
I wouldn’t worry too much.pblakeney said:
Wow! Mine went up 50%. £210 from £140. (Additional £45 for accidental cover worldwide, unchanged) Will be researching this week....JimD666 said:Getting the Home and Contents insurance renewal email and finding out it's gone down by £60 a year
The reduction is due to being in a high risk area of nuclear destruction which is not included in the cover. They only anticipate the policy being active for 3 weeks.
An increase suggests your property is not in a primary target area.
Anyhow, back on topic, bloomin beautiful out today, lovely walk over the local fella in the sunshine.
Unsurprisingly busy out but makes you feel glad to be alive.1
