Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up

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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Euphemisms. :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • The look on my commercial manager's face when i pointed out to him that he made a fuck up last week to the tune of about 8 grand and it's too late to do anything about it.

    He is universally hated in our (small) office by those above and below him, total w4nker

    Looking forward to when our MD comes in later and the sh1t hits the proverbial
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    The look on my commercial manager's face when i pointed out to him that he made a fark up last week to the tune of about 8 grand and it's too late to do anything about it.

    He is universally hated in our (small) office by those above and below him, total w4nker

    Looking forward to when our MD comes in later and the sh1t hits the proverbial
    I bet you were very sympathetic to his face :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn wrote:
    The look on my commercial manager's face when i pointed out to him that he made a fark up last week to the tune of about 8 grand and it's too late to do anything about it.

    He is universally hated in our (small) office by those above and below him, total w4nker

    Looking forward to when our MD comes in later and the sh1t hits the proverbial
    I bet you were very sympathetic to his face :lol:

    Not very, he knows i can't stand him.

    He operates by spending his whole working day trying to catch out/find fault with my colleagues and I plus any of our regular suppliers/subcontractors. One of these people who thinks by making others look bad at their job it somehow puts him in a good light. Even our MD (who is a decent bloke) can't stand him.

    Fingers crossed he will leave soon, having seen his CV he has never been anywhere for more than about 18 months, he's been here for just over a year now
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,338
    team47b wrote:
    Euphemisms. :D

    No.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,338
    Looking forward to when our MD comes in later and the sh1t hits the proverbial

    Update please.
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  • Pinno wrote:
    Looking forward to when our MD comes in later and the sh1t hits the proverbial

    Update please.

    it's better than i thought, not only has he made the costly fuck up (a 6k account now around 14k and has been signed off by him and paid) but he has seriously pissed off one of our 2 biggest customers today.

    Quote from customer's email to said manager

    Lee,

    This is the 2nd time you’ve threatened us this week, not something I’m used to from [redacted]

    If you feel action is required, do it, don’t let me stop you, threats don’t work with me. If that’s how we’re doing things now, my approach going forward will change accordingly.

    If Peter instructed works at Seal, he will be the one to sign them off, I can’t sign something off I don’t know about. Granted outstanding invoices from September isn’t acceptable and I’m sure Peter isn’t deliberately not processing them, a gentle reminder when he gets back next week will do the trick. Also [redacted] is not a [redacted] Homes company, so your legal approach will be with them.

    I will call you when I can.
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  • The fact that since his "mod powahhhhh" was removed, velonutter has been suprisingly quiet around these forums.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,338
    The fact that since his "mod powahhhhh" was removed, velonutter has been suprisingly quiet around these forums.

    ...and but for a few individuals, the forum has been reasonably amicable too. Funny that.
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  • The best moderators are those that don't need to do anything.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Pinno wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Euphemisms. :D

    No.

    I thought 'I just spilled my tea' might be a euphemism for being somewhat over excited :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    team47b wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Euphemisms. :D

    No.

    I thought 'I just spilled my tea' might be a euphemism for being somewhat over excited :D
    We certainly used to get overexcited over Hazel O'Connor back in the day, but you obviously didn't...

    I'm sure you'll not make that mistake again.

    Will you?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    bompington wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Euphemisms. :D

    No.

    I thought 'I just spilled my tea' might be a euphemism for being somewhat over excited :D
    We certainly used to get overexcited over Hazel O'Connor back in the day, but you obviously didn't...

    I'm sure you'll not make that mistake again.

    Will you?

    Yeah yeah I got it, put the trowel down, back away from the trowel :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Sorry, thick is all I know
  • haydenm
    haydenm Posts: 2,997
    Getting into my car starving after a long site visit and remembering I still have half a bag of haribo left...
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Logs that split with just the drop of an axe.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,338
    Garry H wrote:
    Logs that split with just the drop of an axe.

    I thought that you liked pressing flowers.
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Logs that split with just the drop of an axe.

    I thought that you liked pressing flowers.

    A man should be free to do both, if he so wishes.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,823
    The best moderators are those that don't need to do anything.
    Why I oughta...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,338
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Logs that split with just the drop of an axe.

    I thought that you liked pressing flowers.

    A man should be free to do both, if he so wishes.

    As long as you're ok.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Logs that split with just the drop of an axe.

    I thought that you liked pressing flowers.

    A man should be free to do both, if he so wishes.

    As long as you're ok.

    Thanks, petal :wink:
  • Demos against Brexit & Trump ....

    Bless their cotton socks!
  • haydenm
    haydenm Posts: 2,997
    Demos against Brexit & Trump ....

    Bless their cotton socks!

    Are you suggesting no one should ever protest anything? Or just not protest against things you agree with?
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    HaydenM wrote:
    Are you suggesting no one should ever protest anything? Or just not protest against things you agree with?


    err, I read it as Demos against Brexit & Trump were seemingly trivial things that cheered him up
  • haydenm
    haydenm Posts: 2,997
    Hmm, a convincing argument. I read the cotton socks part and assumed he was being sarcastic, I was too busy spitting out my vegan, dairy and gluten free falafel sandwich to think straight...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,338
    HaydenM wrote:
    Hmm, a convincing argument. I read the cotton socks part and assumed he was being sarcastic, I was too busy spitting out my vegan, dairy and gluten free falafel sandwich to think straight...

    Ooo, I hope you had organic tomato and soya puree on it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Making your OH a cup of tea. I don't like tea, but I always make a cuppa for Mrs BBGeek in the morning, or anytime she wants a brew. Don't drink it, but like to see people enjoy it.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The lovely Mrs Slog saying "do you want a new bike for your birthday". :shock:

    I've been looking at a few lately and wondering if I can really justify it, but apparently she thinks it will be a good idea, so I have to go with the flow :mrgreen:


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Flying and looking out of the window to see the land below looking like a patchwork quilt
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,338
    Capt Slog wrote:
    The lovely Mrs Slog saying "do you want a new bike for your birthday". :shock:

    I've been looking at a few lately and wondering if I can really justify it, but apparently she thinks it will be a good idea, so I have to go with the flow :mrgreen:

    How many breakfasts serves did that take? I'm just wondering because it would be a useful yardstick. It's the best way forward as the wannabe Mrs Pinno loves her food (oh, and she's as skinny as a rake too).
    Just how many would it take to get that Sarto Seta...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!