Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    edited March 2020
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Pross said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Costa and the likes of Amazon can afford to do that given their elaborate tax avoidance schemes.

    To be fair to Costa, they are not involved in any Amazon style tactics that I am aware of. They are headquartered in that well known tax haven Dunstable ;) and were part of the UK based Whitbread Group until a year or so ago when the Coca-Cola Company bought them.
    There you go, spoiling a rant with facts!
    What 'rant'?

    ...and of course, Coca-cola are deemed one of the worst tax avoiders.

    https://www.rt.com/uk/437334-coca-cola-costa-coffee-takeover/
    Do you have any reliable evidence that Costa has suddenly started avoiding tax? Because there is none in that link to the notoriously unbiased rt.com...
    You can judge a company, err, by the company it keeps.

    Similarly, you have to give me the evidence that they won't.
    Time will tell.
    Did Coca-Cola buy Costa because they had created an (unfair) financial position due to tax avoidance?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    edited March 2020
    ...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Pross said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Costa and the likes of Amazon can afford to do that given their elaborate tax avoidance schemes.

    To be fair to Costa, they are not involved in any Amazon style tactics that I am aware of. They are headquartered in that well known tax haven Dunstable ;) and were part of the UK based Whitbread Group until a year or so ago when the Coca-Cola Company bought them.
    There you go, spoiling a rant with facts!
    What 'rant'?

    ...and of course, Coca-cola are deemed one of the worst tax avoiders.

    https://www.rt.com/uk/437334-coca-cola-costa-coffee-takeover/
    Do you have any reliable evidence that Costa has suddenly started avoiding tax? Because there is none in that link to the notoriously unbiased rt.com...
    You can judge a company, err, by the company it keeps.

    Similarly, you have to give me the evidence that they won't.
    Time will tell.
    Did Coca-Cola buy Costa because they had created an (unfair) financial position due to tax avoidance?
    You're asking me to to give evidence about something that may or may not happen in the future. This is real life, not 'Minority Report'.

    I'm asking you to give some evidence of what has happened since Sept '18. Got any?

    I imagine Coke bought them because they thought it made business sense.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,545
    Ahem "... things that cheer..."
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,314
    edited March 2020
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Pross said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Costa and the likes of Amazon can afford to do that given their elaborate tax avoidance schemes.

    To be fair to Costa, they are not involved in any Amazon style tactics that I am aware of. They are headquartered in that well known tax haven Dunstable ;) and were part of the UK based Whitbread Group until a year or so ago when the Coca-Cola Company bought them.
    There you go, spoiling a rant with facts!
    What 'rant'?

    ...and of course, Coca-cola are deemed one of the worst tax avoiders.

    https://www.rt.com/uk/437334-coca-cola-costa-coffee-takeover/
    Do you have any reliable evidence that Costa has suddenly started avoiding tax? Because there is none in that link to the notoriously unbiased rt.com...
    You can judge a company, err, by the company it keeps.

    Similarly, you have to give me the evidence that they won't.
    Time will tell.
    Did Coca-Cola buy Costa because they had created an (unfair) financial position due to tax avoidance?
    You're asking me to to give evidence about something that may or may not happen in the future. This is real life, not 'Minority Report'.

    I'm asking you to give some evidence of what has happened since Sept '18. Got any?

    I imagine Coke bought them because they thought it made business sense.
    I said that time will tell. RT 'notorious'? How about the NYT:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/18/opinion/the-big-companies-that-avoid-taxes.html

    IRS:

    https://www.foreffectivegov.org/blog/irs-calls-coca-cola-pay-up

    I can't work out how you think that Coca Cola is suddenly going to start being squeaky clean since buying Costa.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • oblongomaculatus
    oblongomaculatus Posts: 616
    edited March 2020
    "See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls?…"

    I've got this image in my head of someone's house, every room filled floor to ceiling with toilet rolls. Still, I suppose you need a lot of them if you're such a huge a***hole.
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867
    I am not a TV afficionado and tend to be in the “I don’t need a new one this one still works” mindset. I was therefore cheered up no end by the size and quality of TV you can buy for £350.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    edited March 2020
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Pross said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Costa and the likes of Amazon can afford to do that given their elaborate tax avoidance schemes.

    To be fair to Costa, they are not involved in any Amazon style tactics that I am aware of. They are headquartered in that well known tax haven Dunstable ;) and were part of the UK based Whitbread Group until a year or so ago when the Coca-Cola Company bought them.
    There you go, spoiling a rant with facts!
    What 'rant'?

    ...and of course, Coca-cola are deemed one of the worst tax avoiders.

    https://www.rt.com/uk/437334-coca-cola-costa-coffee-takeover/
    Do you have any reliable evidence that Costa has suddenly started avoiding tax? Because there is none in that link to the notoriously unbiased rt.com...
    You can judge a company, err, by the company it keeps.

    Similarly, you have to give me the evidence that they won't.
    Time will tell.
    Did Coca-Cola buy Costa because they had created an (unfair) financial position due to tax avoidance?
    You're asking me to to give evidence about something that may or may not happen in the future. This is real life, not 'Minority Report'.

    I'm asking you to give some evidence of what has happened since Sept '18. Got any?

    I imagine Coke bought them because they thought it made business sense.
    I said that time will tell. RT 'notorious'? How about the NYT:

    https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/18/opinion/the-big-companies-that-avoid-taxes.html

    IRS:

    https://www.foreffectivegov.org/blog/irs-calls-coca-cola-pay-up

    I can't work out how you think that Coca Cola is suddenly going to start being squeaky clean since buying Costa.

    You're confused about two things now:
    - First, past fact vs future speculation as mentiined above
    - Second, US taxes (in your links above) vs UK taxes (Costa has no US presence and is majority UK domestic).

    Also worth mentioning that the uninformed often concentrate on corporate tax as in this links, which is less than 10% of total tax revenues. They 'forget' the rest of the taxes levied because of the large amounts contributed by business.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    rjsterry said:

    Ahem "... things that cheer..."

    It cheers me up arguing about tax with people who don't really understand it ;)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227

    "See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls?…"

    I've got this image in my head of someone's house, every room filled floor to ceiling with toilet rolls. Still, I suppose you need a lot of them if you're such a huge a***hole.

    Dunno if this has already appeared, but made me smile



  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    orraloon said:

    "See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls?…"

    I've got this image in my head of someone's house, every room filled floor to ceiling with toilet rolls. Still, I suppose you need a lot of them if you're such a huge a***hole.

    Dunno if this has already appeared, but made me smile



    :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,392
    Finding bog roll on sale in Waitrose today, a full 2 and a half hours after it opened and after the pensioners supermarket sweep hour (I noticed they were out of stock of spam).
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    Stevo_666 said:

    Finding bog roll on sale in Waitrose today, a full 2 and a half hours after it opened and after the pensioners supermarket sweep hour (I noticed they were out of stock of spam).

    Yes, there a subtle signs that some sense of normality could return over coming weeks.
    Local shop still hammered and very busy but some dried goods gradually appearing on shelves unlike last week where whole aisles were as good as empty.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,151
    Watching birds on a bird table eat and being more active around the garden in the sunny dry east wind.

    Being outside in the garden in the sun.
  • Some cheery-uppy sort of things:

    Riding down a road near Hitchin yesterday, and noticing the sign which read "Carter's Lane, formerly known as Wibbly Wobbly Lane", and wondering why someone thought Carter's Lane was better.

    Planning a ride and seeing a person caught on Google Streetview walking his dog. Not only had Goggle blurred his face, they'd blurred the dog's face too. Not the whole dog, just its face.

    Putting scraps on the bedroom window ledge for the local Jackdaws. Observing that Jackdaws have blue eyes.

    Hearing a Scottish person, in conversation with her friend, say "och".
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463

    Watching birds on a bird table eat and being more active around the garden in the sunny dry east wind.

    Being outside in the garden in the sun.

    You can't call them birds and you shouldn't be perving on your neighbours like that!
  • Hearing the following conversation just now:

    Small child: We're going to the park, aren't we?"

    Her mother: Yes, we are!

    Small child: We might see a big bad wolf!

    Her mother: We might see a squirrel…
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,867

    Hearing the following conversation just now:

    Small child: We're going to the park, aren't we?"

    Her mother: Yes, we are!

    Small child: We might see a big bad wolf!

    Her mother: We might see a squirrel…

    I really thought your story was going to lead to the little girl lecturing the mother about not understanding the basics of self isolation
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,320
    Self isolation didn’t really work for the granny alone in the forest though. 😉
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    the waste removal people missed my mixed-recycling bin yesterday. I went on the council website, clicked a few buttons reporting this fact and thought nothing would happen, due to the current situation.

    A couple of hours later, i hear some clattering sound outdoors, look out the window and the bin had been emptied.

    Well done, local council!
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  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    So Bompetta and I got a MIDI cable so we could connect her piano to the computer and play with MuseScore and suchlike.

    Yesterday I spent literally hours trying to get the darned driver to install, faffing around following solutions found on the internet, some of which involved some fairly unlikely file editing, and none of which worked.
    In desperation I "reached out", as we say these days, to Roland customer service.

    Blow me if I didn't get a reply today from what was clearly a real human being, and once we'd established that it wasn't a UM-1 I had, it was a UM-ONE and the MKII version to boot (I know, how stupid was I?), it took him about 5 minutes to send me the right driver, for me to install in it, and Bompetta and me to spend a happy half hour turning random plinky plonky tunes on the piano into err, random plinky plonky sheet music.

    Homeschool going well so far :)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The people who spunked all their money needlessly on pasta and bog roll now facing pasta dishes for breakfast, dinner and tea.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674

    The people who spunked all their money needlessly on pasta and bog roll now facing pasta dishes for breakfast, dinner and tea.

    ... and hopefully a consequent lack of demand for bogroll >:)
  • Longshot
    Longshot Posts: 940
    I was cheered up by the fact Imodium was still available in my local shop yesterday which could be a real help given there were still no toilet rolls.
    You can fool some of the people all of the time. Concentrate on those people.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    The people who spunked all their money needlessly on pasta and bog roll now facing pasta dishes for breakfast, dinner and tea.

    I still can't get pasta for love nor money anywhere nearby and no online delivery slots for 3 weeks minimum. Oh, can't get butter either.

    Rice is freely available everywhere though!
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  • morstar
    morstar Posts: 6,190
    elbowloh said:

    The people who spunked all their money needlessly on pasta and bog roll now facing pasta dishes for breakfast, dinner and tea.

    I still can't get pasta for love nor money anywhere nearby and no online delivery slots for 3 weeks minimum. Oh, can't get butter either.

    Rice is freely available everywhere though!
    Delivery slots have replaced goods as the impossible to acquire commodity. Shops are starting to fill up gradually.
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    morstar said:

    elbowloh said:

    The people who spunked all their money needlessly on pasta and bog roll now facing pasta dishes for breakfast, dinner and tea.

    I still can't get pasta for love nor money anywhere nearby and no online delivery slots for 3 weeks minimum. Oh, can't get butter either.

    Rice is freely available everywhere though!
    Delivery slots have replaced goods as the impossible to acquire commodity. Shops are starting to fill up gradually.
    Still no butter or pasta though!
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,320
    Off licenses being added to the list of essential shops. 😀😎🥃🍾
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    pblakeney said:

    Off licenses being added to the list of essential shops. 😀😎🥃🍾

    That's ludicrous.

    BTW have you seen the latest on MOTs? If it's due after 30 March they're extending by 6 months.