Seemingly trivial things that annoy you
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Been on a few stag does and seen many a dirty spectacle.
I wasn't annoyed.0 -
Been on a few stag does and seen many a dirty spectacle.
I wasn't annoyed.
Hunting stags :roll: Shouldn't animals of your size stick to rabbits?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Perhaps mentioned before, but if so, certainly warrant another mention.
E cigarettes. Wtf???????
Do people realise that they look a total bellend using them?
Yeah, but they also look ridiculous paying to inhale carcinogenic substances, so they might as well try and reduce the damage to their health a bit.0 -
Perhaps mentioned before, but if so, certainly warrant another mention.
E cigarettes. Wtf???????
Do people realise that they look a total bellend using them?
Yeah, but they also look ridiculous paying to inhale carcinogenic substances, so they might as well try and reduce the damage to their health a bit.
...and reduce the burden on the NHS.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Tom Jones.
Completely irritating, totally overrated, sounds like a fog horn and is completely up his own arse.0 -
Tom Jones.
Completely irritating, totally overrated, sounds like a fog horn and is completely up his own ars*.
Did you mention the fact that he can't sing and has shouted for his whole career?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Tom Jones.
Completely irritating, totally overrated, sounds like a fog horn and is completely up his own ars*.
Did you mention the fact that he can't sing and has shouted for his whole career?
But that's not unusual.0 -
Tom Jones.
Completely irritating, totally overrated, sounds like a fog horn and is completely up his own ars*.
Did you mention the fact that he can't sing and has shouted for his whole career?
But that's not unusual.
Why, why, why did you have to say that?www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
Tom Jones.
Completely irritating, totally overrated, sounds like a fog horn and is completely up his own ars*.
Did you mention the fact that he can't sing and has shouted for his whole career?
But that's not unusual.
Why, why, why did you have to say that?
If only I knew.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Estate agents. I'm yet to meet one who isn't a compulsive, shameless, habitual liar.0
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Estate agents. I'm yet to meet one who isn't a compulsive, shameless, habitual liar.
If an estate agent and an MP had a child, what do you think it would turn out like?www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
Chris Bass wrote:[url=<span class= wrote:finchy[/url]"]Estate agents. I'm yet to meet one who isn't a compulsive, shameless, habitual liar.
If an estate agent and an MP had a child, what do you think it would turn out like?
"Well, here is a very social house with ample meeting places and a communal wash room, toilet and bathroom. It also has coin slot meters in every room as well as bicycle powered back up dynamo's and an ample outdoor space for tented vigils, poly tunnels, anaerobic digestors and goats..."
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"This fine example of an urban dwelling has a front door wired to the mains when you're away to ward off burglars. The wall of the garden is topped with razor wire and CCTV camera's which are directly linked to the police station, the iphone and your living room. Each room has a marble lined en suite bathroom with built in sauna and jacuzzi as well as a safe, built into 6 foot re-inforced concrete. Cash offers only accepted from people with a double barrelled sir name or starting with Sheik... "
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"Beautiful 1 bedroom penthouse in up market Stepney available for less than £2m with it's own shared front door and a half light window with a recent addition of 1" square window in the bathroom making the whole flat lovely and light and airy with it's full compliment of 2 bits of glass. The bed slides into the airing cupboard when not in use and the convenient half size ironing board fits under the bed. The cooker as you can see, is a very contemporary single ring device which sits on top of a microwave oven and can be stored on top of the bed in the airing cupboard. Thrown in is a fantastic high quality 4" flat screen LCD TV attached to the head board of the single bed with matching duct tape..."seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Waiting to use a cash machine and the person at the front taking a long time. As if using a cash machine is some form of voodoo magic rocket science.
6 button presses people ! Take your money and move on. This is all it takes."The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby0 -
Estate agents. I'm yet to meet one who isn't a compulsive, shameless, habitual liar.
If an estate agent and an MP had a child, what do you think it would turn out like?
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^ This.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Estate agents. I'm yet to meet one who isn't a compulsive, shameless, habitual liar.
If an estate agent and an MP had a child, what do you think it would turn out like?
Stevo666 www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
After all he is a seemingly trivial thing that annoys me. Perfect.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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After all he is a seemingly trivial thing that annoys me. Perfect.
Then his life's work is done.0 -
Waiting to use a cash machine and the person at the front taking a long time. As if using a cash machine is some form of voodoo magic rocket science.
6 button presses people ! Take your money and move on. This is all it takes.
I seem to have the knack of waiting behind the person who is using 7 different cards to determine the balance in 7 different accounts and failing to withdraw cash from any of them. Very slowly. And the length of the wait is directly proportional to how much of a hurry I'm in. Sod appears to be watching my every move...0 -
Lack of pub etiquette. The way some people nurse a pint to avoid buying a round. I may have taken to calling them out on this.0
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This is hardly a trivial offence. More like a capital one I'd have thought.Lack of pub etiquette. The way some people nurse a pint to avoid buying a round. I may have taken to calling them out on this. Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS0 -
Had he not bought a round when I started rattling my empty glass on the table it would have been.
This is hardly a trivial offence. More like a capital one I'd have thought.Lack of pub etiquette. The way some people nurse a pint to avoid buying a round. I may have taken to calling them out on this.0 -
Had he not bought a round when I started rattling my empty glass on the table it would have been.
This is hardly a trivial offence. More like a capital one I'd have thought.Lack of pub etiquette. The way some people nurse a pint to avoid buying a round. I may have taken to calling them out on this.
These tax expert types eh. Pah.0 -
I find turning my empty glass upside down works a treat. It's always the same ones who hang back till last hoping for a cheap round, then jump up when they know youre leaving "Oh are you going? Are you sure I can't get you one before you leave?" :roll:Lack of pub etiquette. The way some people nurse a pint to avoid buying a round. I may have taken to calling them out on this.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
I'd sit down and have another one if that happened.
I find turning my empty glass upside down works a treat. It's always the same ones who hang back till last hoping for a cheap round, then jump up when they know youre leaving "Oh are you going? Are you sure I can't get you one before you leave?" :roll:Lack of pub etiquette. The way some people nurse a pint to avoid buying a round. I may have taken to calling them out on this.0 -
I'd sit down and have another one if that happened.
I find turning my empty glass upside down works a treat. It's always the same ones who hang back till last hoping for a cheap round, then jump up when they know youre leaving "Oh are you going? Are you sure I can't get you one before you leave?" :roll:Lack of pub etiquette. The way some people nurse a pint to avoid buying a round. I may have taken to calling them out on this.
This!Cube - Peloton
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Doubles all round!
I'd sit down and have another one if that happened.
I find turning my empty glass upside down works a treat. It's always the same ones who hang back till last hoping for a cheap round, then jump up when they know youre leaving "Oh are you going? Are you sure I can't get you one before you leave?" :roll:Lack of pub etiquette. The way some people nurse a pint to avoid buying a round. I may have taken to calling them out on this.
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Not Tripels??0
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Not Tripels?? Ecrasez l’infame0
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Reminds me of a certain member of my family who's favourite trick was to insist on buying the first round, ordering and then conveniently walking off to the toilet and you were left standing having to pay.
On revealing this to a friend of mine prior to the pub, he insisted on paying, ordered all of us a pint and wandered off to the toilet leaving said member having to put his hand in his pocket. Got him.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
