Have you ever been bummed by an owl?

Vesterberg
Vesterberg Posts: 330
edited July 2019 in The bottom bracket
It's for a Phd I'm doing.
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  • Vesterberg
    Vesterberg Posts: 330
    blimey, Chasey's normally faster than this. If this stays up for 5 more minutes I've won a fiver
  • stoobydale
    stoobydale Posts: 535
    Can we have some check boxes? It's not a straight yes/no answer??
  • heavymental
    heavymental Posts: 2,094
    He's not as 'Eagle' eyed as you thought. But I guess he'll have a 'little' 'Barn'y when he catches up with you. Umm.. while drinking a 'tawny' port? I dunno.
  • Herbsman
    Herbsman Posts: 2,029
    Loads of times. My ringpiece is quite sore from the sheer frequency of owlbummings I've received
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  • MrTapir
    MrTapir Posts: 1,206
    Vesterberg wrote:
    It's for a Phd I'm doing.

    Snowy-t isn't.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Vesterberg wrote:
    It's for a Phd I'm doing.

    Is it entitled Owls About That Then?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,490
    Split the fiver with me and I won't PM Sherriff Chasey with a complaint about the spurious, mindless, banal threads posted in BB :wink:
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  • CrunchyToes
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    edited February 2016
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  • lucan2
    lucan2 Posts: 294
    I think so, but could you define 'owl'?
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    Vesterberg

    just for you

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  • nunowoolmez
    nunowoolmez Posts: 867
    No, but my cat has.
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    I was being followed an owl who kept winking at me giving me the come on but in the end the owl changed its mind as it was raining.

    Yep the owl declined because it was too wet to woo....

    I'll get me coat. :wink:
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    I was offered once but I declined. The owl in question wasn't much of a head-turner.


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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Given the size of an owls cloacal protuberance it would be unlikely, now an ostrich would be a different matter... :shock:
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  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    I was being followed an owl who kept winking at me giving me the come on but in the end the owl changed its mind as it was raining.

    Yep the owl declined because it was too wet to woo....

    Owl'll get me coat. :wink:

    FTFY.
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  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    nevman wrote:
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    I was being followed an owl who kept winking at me giving me the come on but in the end the owl changed its mind as it was raining.

    Yep the owl declined because it was too wet to woo....

    Owl'll get me coat. :wink:

    FTFY.

    Wahey !
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  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    I was being followed an owl who kept winking at me giving me the come on but in the end the owl changed its mind as it was raining.
    Was it pellet-ing down? If it was that wet, presumably you had to feather your brakes......?
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    what about if you got left hooked by a car, ended up in a ditch an just by chance your shorts fell down an you happen to land on a owl

    is that still classed as being bummed?
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  • stoobydale
    stoobydale Posts: 535
    mudcow007 wrote:
    is that still classed as being bummed?

    No, that's bumming an owl, the owl would have to fall in your arse, to be bummed by an owl.

    I would like this point being cleared up because being bummed by an owl is one thing, but bumming an owl.....c'mon that's just sick man.
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Never been bummed by any nocturnal birds. Got offered a blow job by an ostrich once.
  • dmclite-3.0
    dmclite-3.0 Posts: 845
    Blacktemplar wrote:
    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    I was being followed an owl who kept winking at me giving me the come on but in the end the owl changed its mind as it was raining.
    Was it pellet-ing down? If it was that wet, presumably you had to feather your brakes......?

    It was dodgy as I was swooping down a hill quite fast and I do admit I was flapping.... :P
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    pdstsp wrote:
    Never been bummed by any nocturnal birds. Got offered a blow job by an ostrich once.

    Sure it weren't a Turkey?
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    No that was a gobble.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
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  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Just nodding it home for you :lol:
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    Cornerblock wrote:
    pdstsp wrote:
    Never been bummed by any nocturnal birds. Got offered a blow job by an ostrich once.

    Sure it weren't a Turkey?


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    edited February 2016
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  • nickellis
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    dmclite-3.0 wrote:
    I was being followed an owl who kept winking at me giving me the come on but in the end the owl changed its mind as it was raining.

    Yep the owl declined because it was too wet to woo....

    I'll get me coat. :wink:

    :lol: nice.
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