Have you ever been bummed by an owl?

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  • LegendLust
    LegendLust Posts: 1,022
    I haven't been bummed by an Owl. But I've had a right drilling off a Woodpecker
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  • willhub
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    There is always Owl's woooing all the time, in Manchester there was always one on the COOP building site, and here in Yorkshire there is one standing on the corner on top of a post wooooing all night long.
  • LegendLust
    LegendLust Posts: 1,022
    willhub wrote:
    There is always Owl's woooing all the time, in Manchester there was always one on the COOP building site, and here in Yorkshire there is one standing on the corner on top of a post wooooing all night long.

    So you've finally got a bird to woo you then?
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  • pdstsp
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    willhub wrote:
    There is always Owl's woooing all the time, in Manchester there was always one on the COOP building site, and here in Yorkshire there is one standing on the corner on top of a post wooooing all night long.

    Presumably hanging around looking for somebody to bum?
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    stoobydale wrote:
    mudcow007 wrote:
    is that still classed as being bummed?

    No, that's bumming an owl, the owl would have to fall in your ars*, to be bummed by an owl.

    I would like this point being cleared up because being bummed by an owl is one thing, but bumming an owl.....c'mon that's just sick man.


    well in that case

    i did once get a titwank off a couple of blue tits though
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  • mattshrops
    mattshrops Posts: 1,134
    Owly and me

    sitting in a tree

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  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    From what I've seen Owls like to rape cats, I seen in a newpaper article, an Owl picking up a cat, then apparently they just like to drop them from the air and it kills them, it's unknown why they do it, now it is known, they're bum raping cats!!!!!
  • nevman
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    Nah-cats have nine lives-you wouldnt want to go through that more than once.
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  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    nevman wrote:
    Nah-cats have nine lives-you wouldnt want to go through that more than once.

    The owls clearly bum the lives out of the cat because they all usually die on impact with the ground.
  • Vesterberg
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  • cornerblock
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    willhub wrote:
    There is always Owl's woooing all the time, in Manchester there was always one on the COOP building site, and here in Yorkshire there is one standing on the corner on top of a post wooooing all night long.


    Wooooing all night long? That must be Irritable owl syndrome.
  • CrunchyToes
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  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    My care-free owl cries out only once a day.
    It couldn't give two hoots
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    I got stalked by one once... It was giving me the eye...

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  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Altogether -Owl night long,owl night,owl n

    ight .....,owl night long.

    God I hate myself for that.
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    nevman wrote:
    Altogether -Owl night long,owl night,owl n

    ight .....,owl night long.

    God I hate myself for that.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,088
    Tits like coconuts !














    and sparrows like breadcrumbs. ha ha.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,088
    Sorry. I'll re-ignite this thread:

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  • campagone
    campagone Posts: 270
    What if you fell down a hole, in the fog,in the middle of the night with an owl

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHhRMTwxfYM
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    Round here it's 'ey up duck', but Cockneys love a duck.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH7Wq30HLO4
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    campagone wrote:
    What if you fell down a hole, in the fog,in the middle of the night with an owl

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHhRMTwxfYM

    I think, in that case, it would be quite likely that one would get bummed.
  • LangerDan
    LangerDan Posts: 6,132
    Morrissey once had a brief dalliance with owl-love, which only led to tears and songwriting

    "I was happy being raped by a drunken owl,
    But heaven knows I'm miserable now"
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  • dylanfernley
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    do Sheffield Wednesday supporters count ?
  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    dylanfernley wrote:
    do Sheffield Wednesday supporters count ?

    Only up to ten..., unless they take their shoes off.
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Cornerblock wrote:
    nevman wrote:
    Altogether -Owl night long,owl night,owl n

    ight .....,owl night long.

    God I hate myself for that.

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  • Lagrange
    Lagrange Posts: 652
    Pinno wrote:
    Sorry. I'll re-ignite this thread:

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    ...well you wanted to re-ignite the thread

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