There is no camaraderie between cyclists anymore more.

DonDaddyD
DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
edited November 2012 in Commuting chat
There is no camaraderie between cyclists anymore more. Band of Brother

[you don’t really need to read this bit]

So there I was having the commute of my life! The mixture of fresh oil and rain had made a perfect lubricant on my bike. I was literally Venge link purring along at 20mph. Choosing, when I so pleased, to take things to 21, 22 and even the unbelievable 23mph.

Ealing quickly became Kew where I hit Kew Bridge. I felt the vibration of the road through my saddle. It meant one thing, a p*ncture. Now I’m on Continental Gatorkskins, this doesn’t happen often but it doesn’t matter because I’m a pro, so I start digging into my bag.

“Pump” “Innertube” “Tyre levers…. er tyre levers” “F.U.C.K.”

So I tried to lever the tyre with a very old Top Peak Einstein. Now I’m no genius but that thing doesn’t work. I tried a combination of allen keys and proper keys. It just would not happen.
[/you don’t really need to read this bit]

Now I can live with this, I didn’t have the right equipment to change my innertube so it meant a train from Kew to Clapham Junction to Wimbledon and the walk home.

However, what bugged me was I saw at least 10 cyclists ride past me that evening. Hybrids, road bikes, mountain bikes the lot. And not one of them asked if or stopped to see if I was alright. Not one.

You see I’m old school. I was cycling to work back in 2007 when it wasn’t cool. There was no Team Sky and the Cycle to Work Scheme looked like an email from Nigeria asking for your bank details.

Yes, there were about 25 of us tearing around London but we knew how to look after each other. Yes, if upright, we would leave a man behind. But if you were stationery with your bike upside down and one or both of your wheels off, we’d asked “You alright mate?”

I’m sad to see this camaraderie between cyclists die. I haven’t even seen an imperceptible nod in months. This new stock of cyclists are a bad bunch.
Food Chain number = 4

A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
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  • suzyb
    suzyb Posts: 3,449
    Is there any camaraderie between any group of people in London.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Yes,

    I see you have a Giant SCR 3. I have one too. If I ever saw you in London I would (i) tell you that my bike is better than yours (ii) attempt to race you.

    That's your camaraderie right there!
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Maybe they all knew it was you?
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  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    I'm sure if you had shouted 'got any tyre levers' your faith in fellow cyclists would have been restored
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  • 'Proper cyclists' have evolved their thumbs into tyre levers. If you haven't you are not one of us. :wink:
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • jonomc4
    jonomc4 Posts: 891
    if you werre a good looking woman loads of people would have stopped - you obviously look like a potential axce murderer
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Maybe they all knew it was you?

    Hee hee :lol:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Maybe they all knew it was you?
    Clicky
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Moany moany moan

    Your reputation precedes you, innit.
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Moany moany moan

    Your reputation precedes you, innit.
    Indeed, his reputation averages 14mph.

    Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.
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  • TheStone
    TheStone Posts: 2,291
    If I don't get a shout or a wave, I won't stop.
    When you're changing a tube in the pishing rain, you really don't need every cyclist checking you're ok.
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    why not just your use quick release levers as improvised tyre levers

    pfft amateur
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • suzyb
    suzyb Posts: 3,449
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Yes,

    I see you have a Giant SCR 3. I have one too. If I ever saw you in London I would (i) tell you that my bike is better than yours (ii) attempt to race you.

    That's your camaraderie right there!
    There would be no attempt to race me 8)



    You'd easily pass me without having to try, in fact at 20mph you'd overtake me like I wasn't even moving :wink:
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Camaraderie in niche pursuits is always stronger the smaller the group.

    Riders of British Motorcycles, Drivers of classic Minis - always enjoyed great camaraderie with these groups.

    Riders of motorcycles in general, Drivers of classic cars in general - still something there, but not much tbh

    Same with cyclists.

    Out on the fixeh - meet very few others, usually end up having a chat when I do.
    Out on the 'normal' bikes? Sometimes a nod.

    Still, I always stop if I think someone may need assistance, even if it doesn't always work out (see 'Sometimes you wonder.....' thread)
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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,632
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    You see I’m old school. I was cycling to work back in 2007 when it wasn’t cool. There was no Team Sky and the Cycle to Work Scheme looked like an email from Nigeria asking for your bank details.

    Lol, I did it 2008 and the C2W people took forever to get me my bike. Worked out in the end, but it did all seem very unprofessional.

    I think the friendly cyclists are still there, just hidden amongst hundreds of new cyclists who are still a bit too focused on winning a race or not getting squashed, and half of whom probably don't have puncture repair stuff on them anyway.

    Had a nice chat with a bloke in Richmond Park yesterday, after about 4 miles of trying to drop each other. Still try to ask people if they need anything if they look a bit lost, though often you can tell they're well on the way to having a repair done.

    I repaired a puncture next to the priory lane lights last week. Lots of people stopped in view of course, for a couple of red / green cycles. No-one offered help, though I guess that's because I was getting on with it fairly quickly and not looking around sheepishly. Try looking a little less proficient next time :)
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    ...meaningless rant....

    Yes, there were about 25 of us tearing around London but we knew how to look after each other. Yes, if upright, we would leave a man behind. But if you were stationery with your bike upside down and one or both of your wheels off, we’d asked “You alright mate?”

    I’m sad to see this camaraderie between cyclists die. I haven’t even seen an imperceptible nod in months. This new stock of cyclists are a bad bunch.

    Clearly they could you read you like a book....

    thankyouthankyou.....
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  • Boy Lard
    Boy Lard Posts: 445
    I utterly despair for you Londoners. One minute you're complaining that too many people nod and say hello and the next minute you're complaining because people won't stop and help. Make up your minds.

    I was out on my commuter on Saturday, feeling really crap and struggling a bit. However, my whole day was brightened up when 2 very pretty girls in full lycra on carbon road bikes wearing matching team kit, shouted me from the other side of a busy road. They were just saying hello and looked genuinely happy to be out on their bikes.

    Further up the same road I saw a kid with his bmx upside down on the pavement. I stopped, patched his tube, pumped the tyre up for him and carried on my way.

    Last week I was out on the street messing about on my mtb after a bit of fettling and I saw a chap running down the street pushing his bike. He was moving at a fair clip, it was quite impressive. He had a flat. He had the wrong valve type for his pump. When I looked at the wheel he had managed to break the valve running with the bike on a flat. I went in the house and got him a spare inner tube and my track pump. He gave me £3ish that he had in change, but I wouldn't have minded if he hadn't.

    If you haven't got time to say hello and be personable when you don't need anything, don't expect people to be all happy and friendly when you do.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    It's that London. Innit.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • FoldingJoe
    FoldingJoe Posts: 1,327
    Maybe you looked sooo Pro, they thought your service car would be along any second with a spare!! ;)
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  • byke68
    byke68 Posts: 1,070
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    There is no camaraderie between cyclists anymore more. Band of Brother

    [you don’t really need to read this bit]

    So there I was having the commute of my life! The mixture of fresh oil and rain had made a perfect lubricant on my bike. I was literally Venge link purring along at 20mph. Choosing, when I so pleased, to take things to 21, 22 and even the unbelievable 23mph.

    Ealing quickly became Kew where I hit Kew Bridge. I felt the vibration of the road through my saddle. It meant one thing, a p*ncture. Now I’m on Continental Gatorkskins, this doesn’t happen often but it doesn’t matter because I’m a pro, so I start digging into my bag.

    “Pump” “Innertube” “Tyre levers…. er tyre levers” “F.U.C.K.”

    So I tried to lever the tyre with a very old Top Peak Einstein. Now I’m no genius but that thing doesn’t work. I tried a combination of allen keys and proper keys. It just would not happen.
    [/you don’t really need to read this bit]

    Now I can live with this, I didn’t have the right equipment to change my innertube so it meant a train from Kew to Clapham Junction to Wimbledon and the walk home.

    However, what bugged me was I saw at least 10 cyclists ride past me that evening. Hybrids, road bikes, mountain bikes the lot. And not one of them asked if or stopped to see if I was alright. Not one.

    You see I’m old school. I was cycling to work back in 2007 when it wasn’t cool. There was no Team Sky and the Cycle to Work Scheme looked like an email from Nigeria asking for your bank details.

    Yes, there were about 25 of us tearing around London but we knew how to look after each other. Yes, if upright, we would leave a man behind. But if you were stationery with your bike upside down and one or both of your wheels off, we’d asked “You alright mate?”

    I’m sad to see this camaraderie between cyclists die. I haven’t even seen an imperceptible nod in months. This new stock of cyclists are a bad bunch.

    If you had been in certain parts of Tyneside you would have got punched in the face and your bike nicked! :P
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  • I stopped and asked if you was OK when you punctured on your one and probably only ride on the CS3 last year near Beckton.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I stopped and asked if you was OK when you punctured on your one and probably only ride on the CS3 last year near Beckton.
    That you did and it was greatly appreciated. Thank you.

    However, dreadful route, dreadful.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • iPete
    iPete Posts: 6,076
    If I see someone walking with a flat I tend to weigh up time of day, distance to bike shop, distance to public transport, FCN appearance, how late I am for work and male/female.

    I'll let you decide which of those factors gets the most camaraderie from me! :lol:
  • t4tomo
    t4tomo Posts: 2,643
    More of this
    So I tried to lever the tyre with a very old Top Peak Einstein. Now I’m no genius but ...
    and less drivel young man.

    Wheel off and stand by road saying "tyre levers anyone" would have got a response.

    It would have been "no" from me. The beauty of a brompton is it fits in the back of a taxi very easily - also a rear wheel punture is a b******d to fix and should never be attempted at roadside.
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  • DrLex
    DrLex Posts: 2,142
    SimonAH wrote:
    [...]Drivers of classic cars in general - still something there, but not much tbh
    [...]
    I can attest to this; had a coil failure, and a bloke stopped, said "I've got one on my jag that'll match; back in 10", and lo and behold returned with the coil stripped from his pride & joy so that I could carry on. I almost had to stop him fitting it, too.

    To OP - get creative or flag someone down next time.
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    What you need to do is engineer it to have your first ever puncture outside a fire station and be a girl. Then you get it fixed, a glass of orange juice and the telephone number of a fireman as well. :oops:
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  • Wrath Rob
    Wrath Rob Posts: 2,918
    t4tomo wrote:
    More of this
    So I tried to lever the tyre with a very old Top Peak Einstein. Now I’m no genius but ...
    and less drivel young man.

    Wheel off and stand by road saying "tyre levers anyone" would have got a response.
    This. I left my pump at home one day and of course got a flat. 15 cyclists later and one guy stopped to lend me his. Job done. What amazed me more was the 14 cyclists riding without a pump. My excuse was that it was a 1 off. Not sure what theirs was :?:
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  • msmancunia wrote:
    What you need to do is engineer it to have your first ever puncture outside a fire station and be a girl. Then you get it fixed, a glass of orange juice and the telephone number of a fireman as well. :oops:

    Ha one of my friends has a real thing about firemen, doesn't seem to matter how rotund, how bad the fascial hair etc, in her eyes they are bronzed idols, she is perfectly lovely, and loopy!
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    msmancunia wrote:
    What you need to do is engineer it to have your first ever puncture outside a fire station and be a girl. Then you get it fixed, a glass of orange juice and the telephone number of a fireman as well. :oops:
    Ha. He won't even have a minor adjustment to the internal wiring let alone complete rearrangement into something more attractive.

    I'd have stopped. Probably.
  • Always make a point of shouting "got everything you need?" to any stricken cyclist, male/female/other, usually get a cheery "yes" but occasionally have stopped and offered pump*/patches/inner/tea/sympathy as appropriate. Always appreciated, hope someone does the same for me if the need arises.



    * but only to attractive female bicyclists, in a Frank McAvennie stylee
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