Favourite film quote

Yellow Peril

"Goose" Andrews from the 1950's classic "Destination Borneo"

"There are only winners and losers in War. Anybody who tries to tell you any different just ain't got an invite to the party"

pinno

Another old film from The Great and the Godly
Whilst flying over Rotterdam in a Hawker Hurricane:

"I say Rodgers, you do realise that there is a wasp in my cockpit ?"
"I am aware of that sir, careful it doesn't sting you, you may get a little crotchety"

maddog 2

Po: Tell me what happened that night?
Shen: What night?
Po: That night!
Shen: Ah, that night.
Po: Yes! We're talking about the same night, right?

Davdandy

Up yer bum...........................Wish you where here.

Cleat Eastwood

'You call them chopsticks?'

Svrbenie Gule

garryc

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fcuking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Frank the tank

Bruce Lee in Enter the dragon.

Boards don't hit back.

random man

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" Cool Hand Luke

pinno

Viateslav Silovak in 'Borsch for Stalin'

"...if its the English, give them tea. If its the Germans, send them a bill and if its the Americans - just say 'they went that a way' and wave them goodbye."

Gizmodo

The Inbetweeners Movie (2011)

Jay Cartwright: "You better bring your wellies, because you'll be knee-deep in clunge."

Jay Cartwright: "This girl's so wet for me I can hear the waves breaking in her fan..."

Cleat Eastwood

Porridge the Movie

Godber: What is it?

Fletch: Cops!

Godber: Copse? D'you mean like a wooded glade?

Fletch: Yeah, a wooded glade full of bleedin cops! 

Davdandy

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Porridge the Movie

Godber: What is it?

Fletch: Cops!

Godber: Copse? D'you mean like a wooded glade?

Fletch: Yeah, a wooded glade full of bleedin cops! 

Which one`s the Goodie

pinno

From the epic: 'From Republic to Empire'

Lt Cl. Unge: "Today the bars of slavery may rise. Survive and you will be granted a life worth living. You will be hailed as a brave man, a soldier, a hero..."
Slave: "But sir"
Lt Cl. Unge: "Quiet, man, quiet....[lash of whip] with campaigns to manage and your freedom to do with what you will. This day is your chance to prove yourself and show your courage."
Slave "But Sir, we are not the gladiators - they are over there. We are slaves to be thrown to the lions !"

Cleat Eastwood

pinarello001 wrote:

From the epic: 'From Republic to Empire'

Lt Cl. Unge: "Today the bars of slavery may rise. Survive and you will be granted a life worth living. You will be hailed as a brave man, a soldier, a hero..."
Slave: "But sir"
Lt Cl. Unge: "Quiet, man, quiet....[lash of whip] with campaigns to manage and your freedom to do with what you will. This day is your chance to prove yourself and show your courage."
Slave "But Sir, we are not the gladiators - they are over there. We are slaves to be thrown to the lions !"

I remember that - didnt david niven have a bit part in it as the young cook?

capt_slog

From Jurasic park: The Lost World

Dr Ian Malcolm is bashing a satellite phone(?) because because it doesn't instantly work as he expects it to.....


Eddie Carr: Ow Ow Ow! Don't do that! You gotta baby it a little bit.
Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'll love it when it works.
Eddie Carr: It'll work when you love it.

Cleat Eastwood

Down and Dirty

LeFevre: There are 4 rules to combat- A-attack, B-Parry, C Lunge.....and my personal favourite F-Off.

nunowoolmez

Batman (1990 version)

Could pick any line by the Joker played by Jack Nicholson, but i just love this one:

Joker is with his goons having gatecrashed a society party & are about to kidnap Vicky Vale (Kim Basinger) before Batman enters & rescues her in typical Batman style using all his cool gadgets. Joker is irritated & says...

"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

Brilliant.

proto

In Bruges

Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c*nt. You're a c*nt now, and you've always been a c*nt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c*nt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fuckin' c*nt!

CrunchyToes

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

proto

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

Team4Luke

"than you Mr Data"

Anonymous

In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?

fat_cat

Tell 'em I'm coming Ike, and hell's coming with me!

GJC

"Mr Anderson"

Davdandy

Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make

Levi_501

From Snatch:

Tommy, Gorgeous George, Bricktop's Henchman: I f**kin' hate Pikeys.

symo

Airplane

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!
Male announcer: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.
[Later]
Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

and of course .........
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

followed by....
Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!
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JLM74

Don't get sarcastic with me, son. We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat f*ck. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your f*cking throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny.

MarcBC

"He who dies with the most toys is the winner"

Danny DiVito - Other Peoples' Money

Davdandy

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