Favourite film quote

upperoilcan

Bond: Well, my dear, I take it you spend quote a lot of time in the saddle.
Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride.
Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.

jordan_217

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit"

woody1545

Kingpin.

Well, I got a news flash for you, "Mother Teresa". Just because you spend most of your time in the missionary position doesn't make you a missionary.

http://www.hark.com/clips/fwgnjrhdpz-th ... missionary

Davdandy

I love the smell of napalm in the mornings

velohutts

gunnery sergeant thomas heighway

"i eat concertina wire and piss napalm"

gmb

More than a handful and you're risking a sprained thumb - Weird Science

laurentian

ITV4 10pm tonight

. . . all the quotes you'll ever need (IMHO of course)

seanoconn

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

seanoconn

Daniel: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penney, $3.98. You like?
Daniel: [laughs] No, I meant...
Miyagi: In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants.
[laughs; then, seriously]
Miyagi: Daniel-san...
[taps his head]
Miyagi: Karate here.
[taps his heart]
Miyagi: Karate here.
[points to his belt]
Miyagi: Karate never here. Understand?

dayvidj

I always used to like "Say hello to my little friend" from Scarface but having just got back from a month working in New York where they showed the clip during every single advert break, of which there are far too many, advertising an upcoming 'Gangster week' I'm kinda sick of it now!

natrix

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

zanelad

Charlie don't surf.

lakesluddite

We're gonna need a bigger boat..

A coward you are, Withnail, an expert in bulls you are not!

And from the same film...

Marwood: What about whatshisname?
Withnail: What about him?
Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?
Withnail: What for?
Marwood: Ask him about his house.
Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?
Marwood: Why not?
Withnail: All right. What's his number?
Marwood: I've no idea. I've never met him.
Withnail: Well neither have I. What the f**k are you talking about?

(Not exactly a memorable quote as such, but a great bit of dialogue)

mudcow007

Oddball 1

just catching some rays

oddball 2

negative waves baby

craprider

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

edhornby

80% of the time, it works, everytime

edhornby

'Alright, I am the messiah.... now will you all XXXk OFF'
'teach us how to xxxk off, o Lord'

craprider

edhornby wrote:

80% of the time, it works, everytime

*60%

Davdandy

It`s Alive........ALIVE

seanoconn

"You refuse everything but a urine sample, undo the valve and give them a dose of unadulterated childs p.iss. And they have to hand the keys back."


Hooper: You were on the Indianapolis?
Brody: What happened?
Quint: Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

mr_goo

James Bond: I always enjoyed learning a new tongue.
Moneypenny: You always were a cunning linguist, James.

BelgianBeerGeek

Have we not had this one yet?

"Zulus, to the south-west, sir. Thousands of 'em"

SLN57

"Nice beaver" - Naked Gun

evil_breakfast

Four Lions

Barry: Bollocks, I'm a liability! I am the Invisible Jihadi! They seek him here, they seek him there, but here's not there, he's blowing up your slag sister!
Omar: Invisible? Right. Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11?
Barry: That is part of the plan! Hide in plain sight, you mug!

Davdandy

Agent Thompson: You.
Agent Smith: Yes, me.
Agent Smith: Me... me... me...
Agent Smith Clone: Me too.

Cleat Eastwood

"Don't touch me there Daphne, I'm not welsh you know"

The Carpet Sellers Wedding.

Davdandy

Little pigs,little pigs,we`ve come to nick your video.................Dog Soldiers

pinno

"Non, monsieur De Maurier, c'est pas une vie du paradis, c'est une vie due chien"

Le Famille Guerin

Yellow Peril

From Sunset Rider

"Hope is the way forward not bac,lunge into the abyss for all our tomorrow's depend upon it"

Cleat Eastwood

Thug McCauley in 'Man The Barricades" or Mand Barrikaderne if you like the original

"Of all the fetid putrid things to do with life - you had to choose sex….with your own mother."