Favourite film quote

Frank the tank

Davdandy wrote:

The whole scene in Full Metal Jacket with the awesome Gunnery Sergeant Hartman where he is yelling at the privates,especially Pvt Pyle. :shock:

Pretty much half the film then.

Ber Nard

Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast:

"Where there's a will - and there is a f*cking will - there's a way."

Rob

Cleat Eastwood

"Broadsword calling danny boy"

Thats not a quote - i'm trying to get in touch another spy mate of mine.

tailwindhome

"Dyin' aint much of a living, boy."

Davdandy

Your mother sucks c***s in hell

wastegate86

yippie kay yay mother f***er

rick_chasey

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

dirtymonkey1985

Beverly hills cop - 'don't think axel, It makes my dick itch!'

afx237vi

Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money and a woman - and I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, ain't it?

Team4Luke

"If you go to Za'Ha'Dum, you will die."

Kosh - Babylon Five

Davdandy

Get to da choppah.

If it bleeds we can kill it.

You`re bleeding pal.............i aint got time to bleed...................ok,got time to duck.

murf1480

I'm going to smash the f***king granny outta of that...... The football factory

johnboy183

God! I wish I was a loofah

dmclite-3.0

I come in your ass, you come on the floor....its beautiful.

crispybug2

Mr Strickland:- "No McFly ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley"

Marty McFly:- "Oh yeah, well history's gonna change!"

Peddle Up!

Team4Luke wrote:

"If you go to Za'Ha'Dum, you will die."

Kosh - Babylon Five

Yes. Now.

pinno

"Oh sh1t. What a dream I was having, Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me"

byke68

"Can everyone stop getting shot!" - Lock Stock

pinno

"Fish, Chips, Cup o' tea..."

Cleat Eastwood

from one of the deepest films ever

"The revealing of her panties wasn't intentional or unintentional. She just didn't give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatening, she didn't mind if I get a bird's eye view of her love nest. It was same to her as a house cat sneaking a peek. "

Cleat Eastwood

"Shake and bake"

capt_slog

Not very profound I know, but a scene in "Monte Carlo Or Bust" always raises a chuckle.

Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore (Major Dawlish and Lt Barrington) are flying through the air in their car after some mishap with a tow-rope(?) on a mountain pass. Dudley Moore is still making the pretence of steering, Peter Cooke is scanning the approaching ground and says...

"Land..........there."

mudcow007

Hes not the messiah, hes a very naughty boy

jawooga

At the risk of saturating the thread with more gangster quotes, I love towards the end of Goodfellas when the Layla outro kicks in and Liota narrates over the top as the shit is hitting the fan:

"And then the bodies started turning up everywhere... When they found Carbone in the meat truck, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbwFXngs9Lw

Redhog14

" I know Kung fu.."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmEPXXJ4sKw

Blacktemplar

From Rush Hour 3;

Yu: May I help you?
Carter: We'll be askin' the questions, old man. Who are you?
Yu: Yu.
Carter: No, not me, you.
Yu: Yes, I am Yu.
Carter: Just answer the damn questions, who are you?
Yu: I have told you.
Carter: Are you deaf?
Yu: No, Yu is blind.
Carter: I'm not blind, you blind.
Yu: That is what I just said.
Carter: You just said what?
Yu: I did not say what, I said Yu!
Carter: That's what I'm askin' you!
Yu: And Yu is answering!
Carter: Shut up! (turns to others in the room) You!
Yu: Yes?
Carter: No, not you, him! What's yo' name?
Mi: Mi.
Carter: Yes, YOU!
Mi: I am Mi!
Yu: He is Mi, and I am Yu.

Cracks me up. Staying with a Chinese (ish) theme, from Kentucky Fried Movie;

"Cut off his head then take him to be tortured!"

"In the past year, over 800,000 Americans have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer"

Davdandy

I`m Brian and so`s my wife

Pross

No classics from Colonel Jessep yet?

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

and my favourite

There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, 'cause this is true: if you haven't gotten a blowjob from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by

which should be used in army recruiting adverts

ShutUpLegs

'pick up your fcuking skateboard'

Wedding Crashers

Team4Luke

Peddle Up! wrote:

Team4Luke wrote:

"If you go to Za'Ha'Dum, you will die."

Kosh - Babylon Five

Yes. Now.

Kosh again


so many
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