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Cleat Eastwood
Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited September 2012 in The bottom bracket
More pointless pranksterism from facebook....but fun none the less.

It's international book week. Grab the closest book to you*, turn to page 52, post the 5th sentence. Don't mention the title. Copy the sentences beforehand and let the story begin. I'll start:

She rubbed her breasts against him.






*if you live in Crewe you can just post a few words off the nearest sauce bottle - :D
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
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    OffTheBackAdam wrote:
    On 3 December, the Fuhrer flew down to the Ukraine in his Focke-Wulf Condor to find out what had happened.

    LOL what the feck are you reading :D
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    DrKJM wrote:
    Aquam ego porto.

    And for the record I don't know what it means. I haven't got that far yet.
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