Modern Morals....

dmclite-3.0

Peat wrote:

Certain amount of TLDR, i got halfway through the second page.

My 2-penneth on that would be (and im sure its been covered) is that someone calling your autistic son a 'Window Licker' to your face, and someone calling a stranger on a forum a 'Window Licker' are two rather different things. The former is just a flat-out cnut, the latter is.............well....its nothing.

You missed the point of the OP, they were examples of trying to put a point across and hence all the discussions.

dylanfernley

I've only read the opening line but here is my considered opinion.......... :shock:

peat

As i said, i made it through the first page and half, and my comment was in reference to the earlier material. I gather the narrative has moved on?

Tbh, i wasn't inclined to carry on reading as it was all a bit 'wet' for BB. I don't come in this bit of the forum to feel fuzzy and warm.

dylanfernley

its moved on -- the last great challenge, Ranulph fiennes is doing 2,000 miles in the Antarctic winter, so all that's left is Ann Widicombe, without a compass or guide

dmclite-3.0

Peat wrote:

As i said, i made it through the first page and half, and my comment was in reference to the earlier material. I gather the narrative has moved on?

Tbh, i wasn't inclined to carry on reading as it was all a bit 'wet' for BB. I don't come in this bit of the forum to feel fuzzy and warm.

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

Tongue firmly in cheek BTW, I do not mean the above, but is that the sort of thing you are after ? Or if you are just not interested why post at all ?

CiB

Peat wrote:

Certain amount of TLDR, i got halfway through the second page.

My 2-penneth on that would be (and im sure its been covered) is that someone calling your autistic son a 'Window Licker' to your face, and someone calling a stranger on a forum a 'Window Licker' are two rather different things. The former is just a flat-out cnut, the latter is.............well....its nothing.

It was someone calling himself a WL; not anyone else, or insulting someone, it was just an attempt at saying 'what did I look like?', on a locked down part of a forum designed specifically to give a home to off-the-wall comments.

Catch me calling anyone a WL and you have my full permission to give me a serious slapping. It may have been an error to use it even in self-referential terms, but I didn't expect it to generate such a response. FWIW I'm glad I did as it's opened up this whole debate, most (all?) of which is fully supportive of DMC et al's position.

dmclite-3.0

CiB wrote:

Peat wrote:

Certain amount of TLDR, i got halfway through the second page.

My 2-penneth on that would be (and im sure its been covered) is that someone calling your autistic son a 'Window Licker' to your face, and someone calling a stranger on a forum a 'Window Licker' are two rather different things. The former is just a flat-out cnut, the latter is.............well....its nothing.

It was someone calling himself a WL; not anyone else, or insulting someone, it was just an attempt at saying 'what did I look like?', on a locked down part of a forum designed specifically to give a home to off-the-wall comments.

Catch me calling anyone a WL and you have my full permission to give me a serious slapping. It may have been an error to use it even in self-referential terms, but I didn't expect it to generate such a response. FWIW I'm glad I did as it's opened up this whole debate, most (all?) of which is fully supportive of DMC et al's position.

+1. Thanks.

peat

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

Tongue firmly in cheek BTW, I do not mean the above, but is that the sort of thing you are after ?

Precisely!

Now, as i am not particually interested, i shall take heed and disappear, leaving you lot to carry on exploring one anothers buttholes.

dylanfernley

Peat wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

Tongue firmly in cheek BTW, I do not mean the above, but is that the sort of thing you are after ?

Precisely!

Now, as i am not particually interested, i shall take heed and disappear, leaving you lot to carry on exploring one anothers buttholes.

for you;
Wayne Rooney, accompanied by his dog Fergie and John Terry, are in a quiet country pub discussing the relative merits of their England careers and playing in the Premiership when a local drinker approaches them, and without saying a word, crouches down to the dog, lifts its tail, looks under it and leaves. A few minutes later, another man does exactly the same thing, and after looking under the dog's tail also departs the pub. When a third man enters the pub and comes over without asking for an autograph and makes for Fergie's tail, Rooney pulls him away and says: "What the hell do you think you are doing?! Don't you know who we are you scruffy peasant?" The man replies, "Oh I'm sorry mister, but my friend has just told me there's a dog in here with two arseholes and I just had to check for myself."

dmclite-3.0

Peat wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

Tongue firmly in cheek BTW, I do not mean the above, but is that the sort of thing you are after ?

Precisely!

Now, as i am not particually interested, i shall take heed and disappear, leaving you lot to carry on exploring one anothers buttholes.

Our loss then...............back to communting then ?

pinno

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Peat wrote:

Tbh, i wasn't inclined to carry on reading as it was all a bit 'wet' for BB. I don't come in this bit of the forum to feel fuzzy and warm.

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

"Get fukked then cuntchops"; that would be a compliment around here. Me likes. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy but not as warm and fuzzy as my pink flourescent Paris Roubaix tights with lacey bits and sheepskin insert for the crown jewels and its excel geloflex chamois cork springy bum pad with dynamo driven electric internal heating thermal warmer.

A communter recommended it. Not that I do much communting.

Frank the tank

Peat wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

Tongue firmly in cheek BTW, I do not mean the above, but is that the sort of thing you are after ?

Precisely!

Now, as i am not particually interested, i shall take heed and disappear, leaving you lot to carry on exploring one anothers buttholes.

I'm currently organising a course on tact,diplomacy and public relations.

Would any of you two care to come and address the class?

dmclite-3.0

Frank the tank wrote:

Peat wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

Tongue firmly in cheek BTW, I do not mean the above, but is that the sort of thing you are after ?

Precisely!

Now, as i am not particually interested, i shall take heed and disappear, leaving you lot to carry on exploring one anothers buttholes.

I'm currently organising a course on tact,diplomacy and public relations.

Would any of you two care to come and address the class?

Not me Frank, I am shy really, keyboard warrior and all thet. Mind you if we go for beers and a Ruby after.........

dmclite-3.0

pinarello001 wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Peat wrote:

Tbh, i wasn't inclined to carry on reading as it was all a bit 'wet' for BB. I don't come in this bit of the forum to feel fuzzy and warm.

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

"Get fukked then cuntchops"; that would be a compliment around here. Me likes. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy but not as warm and fuzzy as my pink flourescent Paris Roubaix tights with lacey bits and sheepskin insert for the crown jewels and its excel geloflex chamois cork springy bum pad with dynamo driven electric internal heating thermal warmer.

A communter recommended it. Not that I do much communting.

Are they windproof ? Not worth a tommy-tank if they ain't windproof. Good for Communting though.

Cleat Eastwood

pinarello001 wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Peat wrote:

Tbh, i wasn't inclined to carry on reading as it was all a bit 'wet' for BB. I don't come in this bit of the forum to feel fuzzy and warm.

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

"Get fukked then cuntchops"; that would be a compliment around here. Me likes. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy but not as warm and fuzzy as my pink flourescent Kilt with lacey bits and sheepskin insert for the crown jewels and its excel geloflex chamois cork springy bum pad with dynamo driven electric internal heating thermal warmer.

A communter recommended it. Not that I do much communting.

Fixed that for ya.

pinno

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Peat wrote:

Tbh, i wasn't inclined to carry on reading as it was all a bit 'wet' for BB. I don't come in this bit of the forum to feel fuzzy and warm.

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

"Get fukked then cuntchops"; that would be a compliment around here. Me likes. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy but not as warm and fuzzy as my pink flourescent Kilt with lacey bits and sheepskin insert for the crown jewels and its excel geloflex chamois cork springy bum pad with dynamo driven electric internal heating thermal warmer.

A communter recommended it. Not that I do much communting.

Fixed that for ya.

You get fukked too cuntchops - kilts are drafty things that get very heavy when wet. Mum said you looked very silly on that first date with yer LFC red and white embossed kilt and the exposed purple dangly bits. Scousers in kilts, whats the world coming to ?

This will keep you happy

Speshly her

TheCornishMong

pinarello001 wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Peat wrote:

Tbh, i wasn't inclined to carry on reading as it was all a bit 'wet' for BB. I don't come in this bit of the forum to feel fuzzy and warm.

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

"Get fukked then cuntchops"; that would be a compliment around here. Me likes. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy but not as warm and fuzzy as my pink flourescent Kilt with lacey bits and sheepskin insert for the crown jewels and its excel geloflex chamois cork springy bum pad with dynamo driven electric internal heating thermal warmer.

A communter recommended it. Not that I do much communting.

Fixed that for ya.

You get fukked too cuntchops - kilts are drafty things that get very heavy when wet. Mum said you looked very silly on that first date with yer LFC red and white embossed kilt and the exposed purple dangly bits. Scousers in kilts, whats the world coming to ?

This will keep you happy

Speshly her

But the Sporran is the perfect place to keep a spare inner tube and multi tool...

dmclite-3.0

TheCornishMong wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Peat wrote:

Tbh, i wasn't inclined to carry on reading as it was all a bit 'wet' for BB. I don't come in this bit of the forum to feel fuzzy and warm.

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

"Get fukked then cuntchops"; that would be a compliment around here. Me likes. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy but not as warm and fuzzy as my pink flourescent Kilt with lacey bits and sheepskin insert for the crown jewels and its excel geloflex chamois cork springy bum pad with dynamo driven electric internal heating thermal warmer.

A communter recommended it. Not that I do much communting.

Fixed that for ya.

You get fukked too cuntchops - kilts are drafty things that get very heavy when wet. Mum said you looked very silly on that first date with yer LFC red and white embossed kilt and the exposed purple dangly bits. Scousers in kilts, whats the world coming to ?

This will keep you happy

Speshly her

But the Sporran is the perfect place to keep a spare inner tube and multi tool...

Wow, your username is delightful. :roll:

TheCornishMong

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

TheCornishMong wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

dmclite-3.0 wrote:

Peat wrote:

Tbh, i wasn't inclined to carry on reading as it was all a bit 'wet' for BB. I don't come in this bit of the forum to feel fuzzy and warm.

Get fukked then cuntchops ?

"Get fukked then cuntchops"; that would be a compliment around here. Me likes. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy but not as warm and fuzzy as my pink flourescent Kilt with lacey bits and sheepskin insert for the crown jewels and its excel geloflex chamois cork springy bum pad with dynamo driven electric internal heating thermal warmer.

A communter recommended it. Not that I do much communting.

Fixed that for ya.

You get fukked too cuntchops - kilts are drafty things that get very heavy when wet. Mum said you looked very silly on that first date with yer LFC red and white embossed kilt and the exposed purple dangly bits. Scousers in kilts, whats the world coming to ?

This will keep you happy

Speshly her

But the Sporran is the perfect place to keep a spare inner tube and multi tool...

Wow, your username is delightful. :roll:

Who, me? I shall take that at face value and I appreciate the compliment.

pinno

You don't need a sporran for your spare tubes, tyre levers and allen keys, viagra, steroid pack etc...

you need a Ulilikilt