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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    itboffin wrote:
    Whilst I'm happy to show pics of my baby smooth legs there's no chance of pics of my ars* appearing on this forum

    We'll just get GregT to post them instead. :roll:
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    I found the footage!!

    http://youtu.be/S2oymHHyV1M
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Whilst I'm happy to show pics of my baby smooth legs there's no chance of pics of my ars* appearing on this forum

    We'll just get GregT to post them instead. :roll:

    Sssh don't get him all excited
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    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
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    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • natrix
    natrix Posts: 1,111
    The last time I was cycling near Marlborough a deer leapt over a fence, ran across the road, ran straight into a fence post and fell over dead. Darndest thing I ever seen :shock:
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    natrix wrote:
    The last time I was cycling near Marlborough a deer leapt over a fence, ran across the road, ran straight into a fence post and fell over dead. Darndest thing I ever seen :shock:

    Wish I could get my old dear to do that.
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Mmmm opiates rock
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    itboffin wrote:
    Mmmm opiates rock

    So that will be a lift to A&E now :-)
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Already been thanks, nothing broken just a lot of swelling bruising and road rash although the sharp pain at the base of my little finger is more concerning as is the concentration required to write this post.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Right time to fully asses the damage to the bike, make repairs and head out for a gentle spin - damn i'm stiff all over this morning, no bruising yet which is amazing.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Well I didnt ride this weekend, rested up since the accident and I'M BORED SO BORED perhaps I need a project?

    Anyway my wrist hurts if I lift anything and with tomorrows commute coming up I'm concerned I might be unfit to ride, about now a 2nd car would be useful.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    The worst thing with riding with a beggared wrist is broken tarmac cos the vibrations kill - last time I spent two weeks keeping the tyres on the painted lines,,,,,,
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    SimonAH wrote:
    The worst thing with riding with a beggared wrist is broken tarmac cos the vibrations kill - last time I spent two weeks keeping the tyres on the painted lines,,,,,,

    Well that'll be my entire 16 mile commute then, twice :evil:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    New ITB catchprase "Feel the Stag man!"
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • vermin
    vermin Posts: 1,739
    itboffin wrote:
    nothing broken
    itboffin wrote:
    no bruising

    Is it time to end this now, before it gets embarrassing?
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    vermin wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    nothing broken
    itboffin wrote:
    no bruising

    Is it time to end this now, before it gets embarrassing?

    Bag of chips and a battered sausage please love?
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,894
    vermin wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    nothing broken
    itboffin wrote:
    no bruising

    Is it time to end this now, before it gets embarrassing?
    Looking at ITB's sig, surely rule 5 must apply.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Commute was fine if a little wild this evening I think the local wildlife have taken up residents in the overgrown verges, time to dig out the masshoof lights

    I have bruising but alas in none forum friendly location
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    itboffin wrote:
    Commute was fine if a little wild this evening I think the local wildlife have taken up residents in the overgrown verges, time to dig out the masshoof lights

    I have bruising but alas in none forum friendly location

    Not like it's ever stopped you before?
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    itboffin wrote:
    I have bruising but alas in none forum friendly location

    Surely you can't mean .......


    .... Wiltshire?
    !
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem

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