Anyone used a boris bike for a date before?

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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    daviesee wrote:
    spen666 wrote:
    Be the only time you use your bike and hope to bonk
    Wrath Rob wrote:
    And no-one's even gone for a "bonk" based pun. Disappointed, or is that too easy?

    Not too good at this reading thing then? :wink::lol:

    Too busy fapping.
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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    If she wants to go on a bike ride, I suggest you test her metal, Jaunt to the coast at race speed, followed by some fish and chips on the beach and a race home.
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    WTF?

    You've "visited the park", "fed the ducks", and broached the subject of the Oxo Tower already.

    And you're concerned about whether to incorporate a Boris Bike into the date?

    For God's sake, man, stick a recording of stage 11 of the Tour on the telly and resume the carnal activities! Stop poncing around with Boris Bike fantasies.

    Or did you not quite tune in correctly to the entendre in "I'd like some riding on our next date. You know, like a bike. Nudge, nudge".

    Ye Gods. I swear some of you youngsters need a bloody map, written instruction *and* subtitles...
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  • DrLex
    DrLex Posts: 2,142
    TommyEss wrote:
    vermin wrote:
    visited the park and fed the ducks already.

    Well that's a new one on me!!

    Likewise; submitted to Roger's Profanisaurus.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Greg66 wrote:
    WTF?

    You've "visited the park", "fed the ducks", and broached the subject of the Oxo Tower already.

    And you're concerned about whether to incorporate a Boris Bike into the date?

    For God's sake, man, stick a recording of stage 11 of the Tour on the telly and resume the carnal activities! Stop poncing around with Boris Bike fantasies.

    Or did you not quite tune in correctly to the entendre in "I'd like some riding on our next date. You know, like a bike. Nudge, nudge".

    Ye Gods. I swear some of you youngsters need a bloody map, written instruction *and* subtitles...

    Translation:

    "Foreplay? What bloody foreplay?"
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  • TommyEss
    TommyEss Posts: 1,855
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Translation:

    "Foreplay? What bloody foreplay?"

    I believe it's called a prologue...
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  • davis
    davis Posts: 2,506
    Greg66 wrote:
    Ye Gods. I swear some of you youngsters need a bloody map, written instruction *and* subtitles...

    Please.
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  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    Greg, honestly my idea of a fun night with new experiences was us in my flat exploring... however she has specifically said she isnt ready for that yet before i even suggested it.
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  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Greg, honestly my idea of a fun night with new experiences was us in my flat exploring... however she has specifically said she isnt ready for that yet before i even suggested it.

    Confused :?

    So you've visited the park, fed the ducks, but been told to stay off the grass?
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Greg, honestly my idea of a fun night with new experiences was us in my flat exploring... however she has specifically said she isnt ready for that yet before i even suggested it.

    Dump her, find another that is......

    **taking dating advice from this forum and me is inadvisable....
  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    Monkeypump wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Greg, honestly my idea of a fun night with new experiences was us in my flat exploring... however she has specifically said she isnt ready for that yet before i even suggested it.

    Confused :?

    So you've visited the park, fed the ducks, but been told to stay off the grass?
    no no, thats why i said kind of to that previous comment.
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Monkeypump wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Greg, honestly my idea of a fun night with new experiences was us in my flat exploring... however she has specifically said she isnt ready for that yet before i even suggested it.

    Confused :?

    So you've visited the park, fed the ducks, but been told to stay off the grass?
    no no, thats why i said kind of to that previous comment.
    Right, so you've visited the park and sat on the bench with a handful of stale bread. Ducks are still wary.
    Hope it all goes well, when the ducks flock to you don't scatter your bread too soon.
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  • Mr Sworld
    Mr Sworld Posts: 703
    Monkeypump wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Greg, honestly my idea of a fun night with new experiences was us in my flat exploring... however she has specifically said she isnt ready for that yet before i even suggested it.

    Confused :?

    So you've visited the park, fed the ducks, but been told to stay off the grass?

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  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    DrLex wrote:
    TommyEss wrote:
    vermin wrote:
    visited the park and fed the ducks already.

    Well that's a new one on me!!

    Likewise; submitted to Roger's Profanisaurus.

    A slight twist on 'Feeding the Pony' are you familiar with that one. Not heard the duck one before.

    I vote full Lycra, race pace on Boris. Perhaps map out a TT circuit.
  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    dhope wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Monkeypump wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Greg, honestly my idea of a fun night with new experiences was us in my flat exploring... however she has specifically said she isnt ready for that yet before i even suggested it.

    Confused :?

    So you've visited the park, fed the ducks, but been told to stay off the grass?
    no no, thats why i said kind of to that previous comment.
    Right, so you've visited the park and sat on the bench with a handful of stale bread. Ducks are still wary.
    Hope it all goes well, when the ducks flock to you don't scatter your bread too soon.

    Nothing worse than droping your bread too early is there. Perhaps before going out it might be wise to practice dropping the bread. You should never go out with a loaded gun anyway.

    Also to be wary if it does evolve into you showing her the stroke of your crank shaft. If you both have been 'smashing it by the river' and 'getting the calories' in like our friend from the TDF Halfords adverts. Sweaty undercarriage may be an issue.

    I need a lie down all this dating complexity is far too confusing for a friday morning. Plonk Plonk fizz is the way forward, that is the sound of the Rohypnol landing in her drink.
  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    dhope wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Monkeypump wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    Greg, honestly my idea of a fun night with new experiences was us in my flat exploring... however she has specifically said she isnt ready for that yet before i even suggested it.

    Confused :?

    So you've visited the park, fed the ducks, but been told to stay off the grass?
    no no, thats why i said kind of to that previous comment.
    Right, so you've visited the park and sat on the bench with a handful of stale bread. Ducks are still wary.
    Hope it all goes well, when the ducks flock to you don't scatter your bread too soon.
    :lol:
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  • Sharkyssurfers
    Sharkyssurfers Posts: 767
    im still confused by the subject header, why would you want to date a boris bike? :P

    :oops: I wont bother getting my coat on the way out :mrgreen:
    Sorry its not me it's the bike ;o)

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  • spasypaddy
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    twist83 wrote:
    A slight twist on 'Feeding the Pony' are you familiar with that one. Not heard the duck one before.

    I vote full Lycra, race pace on Boris. Perhaps map out a TT circuit.
    go to richmond and do a 3 lap challenge?
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  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,632
    Going to struggle getting there, doing 3 laps, and getting back to a docking station before bike charges rocket skywards. Only free for 30 minutes aren't they?
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    30 mins is plenty of time...oh you mean the bike.
  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    spasypaddy wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    A slight twist on 'Feeding the Pony' are you familiar with that one. Not heard the duck one before.

    I vote full Lycra, race pace on Boris. Perhaps map out a TT circuit.
    go to richmond and do a 3 lap challenge?

    YES! Is she familiar with Strava?
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    Cornerblock wrote:
    oh you mean the bike.
    That's pretty rude, we know she hasn't put out already :roll:
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    dhope wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    oh you mean the bike.
    That's pretty rude, we know she hasn't put out already :roll:

    I I I didn't mean.. I'm sure it's all free, not just the first 30 minutes.
  • spasypaddy
    spasypaddy Posts: 5,180
    twist83 wrote:
    spasypaddy wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    A slight twist on 'Feeding the Pony' are you familiar with that one. Not heard the duck one before.

    I vote full Lycra, race pace on Boris. Perhaps map out a TT circuit.
    go to richmond and do a 3 lap challenge?

    YES! Is she familiar with Strava?
    :lol:
    no, very much not.
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  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    Introduce her to Strava! Someone has to ask as well. Pictures of said woman? Thread is useless without them
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    twist83 wrote:
    Pictures of said woman? Thread is useless without them
    +1
    I would suggest taking it easy at the beginning of the ride, make sure she's warmed up before unleashing the Power Awesome, but do unleash it at some point so that she knows you're not a beginner.
    Stick to main routes, don't take her up any back routes unless she's well up for it.
    Make sure you don't sprint off too early, a gentleman waits for his partner.
    Don't forget to stop at reds. Ignoring reds may be fine later in the relationship if you both agree, but for now play it safe.
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    an also dont forget to wear a helmet

    you dont want any accidents now do you.....
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Wahey!!! Looks like the ducks are being fed.

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  • notsoblue
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    Cornerblock wrote:
    Wahey!!! Looks like the ducks are being fed.

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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    notsoblue wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Wahey!!! Looks like the ducks are being fed.

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    Is there a whole roasted chicken in the bin by the bike on the right?

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