So, exactly how fat are you?

jim453
jim453 Posts: 1,360
edited October 2012 in The bottom bracket
This might pass a few more minutes of your miserable, boring existence.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-18770328


With a BMI of 21, I'm slam dunking in next to your average bloke from East Timor. How fat are you?

This makes me wonder how many big units we must actually have in this country, and we are by no means the worst.

God knows where Twiggo fits in.
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  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    i'm this big

    and this tall

    Who cares
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Scrumple wrote:
    i'm this big

    and this tall

    Who cares

    Pretty fat then? yes?
  • Scrumple
    Scrumple Posts: 2,665
    pretty, yes...

    fat, no.
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    Scrumple wrote:
    pretty, yes...

    fat, no.

    Okay, but why so instantly dismissive? I thought it was rather interesting.
  • willhub
    willhub Posts: 821
    I'm so fat I make the Himalayas look like ripples on the sand.
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    This week I am mostly like somebody from Macedonia? Go figure.
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Never mind that, where the hell is Sao Tome and Principe?

    I put Bradley Wiggins' details in from the Sky website and it turns out he's most like someone from Eritrea, which is bottom of the list :shock:

    No wonder he can climb hills faster than I can......
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    BMI 27 :oops:
    But it used to be 31. :shock:
    Just think how fast I'll be able to climb when I get it to 24. :P
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    My BMI is 23, I'm like someone from Tanzania :shock: but I'm lower than 91% of men my age in the UK and if everyone in the world was similar to me it would reduce the world's weight by over 9million tons :D
  • dodgerdog
    dodgerdog Posts: 292
    Ecuador to Slovakia

    aka 26 and 2/3rds of UK males have a higher BMI
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Interesting to see where the UK fits in the fat world, not as high up the list as I imagined it would be, a way to go to catch the USA, but I think with a bit more effort (not physical effort obviously) it could happen :D

    At 20 BMI I would feel at home in Nepal. Mrs T with a BMI of 17 would make a Bangladeshi look fat! Need to take her bikes away and get her to start eating that processed food I have heard about.
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  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
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    Michelle Laverty, 43, from the US, on holiday in London: Weight 220lb, Height 5ft 4in = BMI 38

    App rating: Most like an average person from Tonga
    Michelle Laverty

    "Wow, I was shocked to see how high my BMI was. I'm aware I'm overweight. I guess I hadn't given it that much thought and thought about it globally. Its interesting that I am like someone from Tonga. Goodness, imagine that."

    I suspect she's not the only lardar$e who thinks they're not fat :roll:
  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    Senegal. but better looking
    Peter
  • jordan_217
    jordan_217 Posts: 2,580
    Mongolian is I. Which probably explains why I just go round the big hills rather than over them.
    “Training is like fighting with a gorilla. You don’t stop when you’re tired. You stop when the gorilla is tired.”
  • nevman
    nevman Posts: 1,611
    Benin,wherever that is,at 23bmi.Not trying hard enough.
    Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.

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  • alihisgreat
    alihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    daviesee wrote:
    BMI 27 :oops:
    But it used to be 31. :shock:
    Just think how fast I'll be able to climb when I get it to 24. :P

    My BMI is just under 24 and I climb like crap!

    BMI is an odd measure though as its only really theoretical.. i.e. it doesn't really work for athletes who are more muscular


    but Its quite shocking to see that the chart says I could drop 20kg and still be a 'normal' weight... I'm 100% sure that would be a very unhealthy thing to do.
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 722
    Nicaragua in the morning, Denmark after dinner! :D
  • snoopsmydogg
    snoopsmydogg Posts: 1,110
    bmi was 32 and now 28.

    so in 4 months i've gone from being like someone from Tonga to someone from the USA :oops:

    or from fat to being..............................







    well, less fat but still fat
  • dw300
    dw300 Posts: 1,642
    I put Jay Cutler's stats in for a laugh ..

    Age : 38
    Height : 1.75m
    Weight : 274lbs (in contest shape. 310 off season)

    BMI : 41 !

    The guy is about 5% bodyfat, which shows you how useless BMI is for telling you how 'fat' you are. You're far better using skin fold calipers or even working it out from tape measure readings, which although not as good as calipers, are waaaaaay better than BMI.
    All the above is just advice .. you can do whatever the f*ck you wana do!
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    I'm "Below Average", (for the UK), so that means I can scoff a few duffnuts and burgers.

    All is good in the world.

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • mjclements
    mjclements Posts: 46
    random man wrote:
    My BMI is 23, I'm like someone from Tanzania :shock: but I'm lower than 91% of men my age in the UK and if everyone in the world was similar to me it would reduce the world's weight by over 9million tons :D
    Where would the weight go ?
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 4,023
    Eritrea for me. Bit of a skinny fooker you see.
  • jim453
    jim453 Posts: 1,360
    dw300 wrote:
    I put Jay Cutler's stats in for a laugh ..

    Age : 38
    Height : 1.75m
    Weight : 274lbs (in contest shape. 310 off season)

    BMI : 41 !

    The guy is about 5% bodyfat, which shows you how useless BMI is for telling you how 'fat' you are. You're far better using skin fold calipers or even working it out from tape measure readings, which although not as good as calipers, are waaaaaay better than BMI.

    I just googled this meathead, since I've never heard of him. You're right though, he seems like a very typical and average looking guy. There is every reason to throw out BMI measurements since they don't apply too well to this very standard looking fellow.

    You keep checking yourself with your 'skin fold' calipers and I'll just use the simple height-weight calculation, no matter how useless it is.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    I'm likeliest to be from the Congo apparently.

    19 BMI.
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    daviesee wrote:
    BMI 27 :oops:
    But it used to be 31. :shock:
    Just think how fast I'll be able to climb when I get it to 24. :P

    My BMI is just under 24 and I climb like crap!

    BMI is an odd measure though as its only really theoretical.. i.e. it doesn't really work for athletes who are more muscular

    but Its quite shocking to see that the chart says I could drop 20kg and still be a 'normal' weight... I'm 100% sure that would be a very unhealthy thing to do.
    Totally agree re BMI not being the best way to measure.
    I am targeting to lose another stone at which point I think I will be at my "fighting weight", i.e. light enough to climb while still keeping my power. Unfortunately that would still leave "overweight" with a BMI of 25.
    To get to the middle of the "healthy" band, I would have to lose 3 stone. :shock:
    I can't see where I'd lose it from without losing muscle. I could get to 9 stone 5 and still be considered "normal".
    I've not been that weight since I was a skinny (@) 13 year old!
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • dw300
    dw300 Posts: 1,642
    jim453 wrote:
    I just googled this meathead, since I've never heard of him. You're right though, he seems like a very typical and average looking guy. There is every reason to throw out BMI measurements since they don't apply too well to this very standard looking fellow.

    You keep checking yourself with your 'skin fold' calipers and I'll just use the simple height-weight calculation, no matter how useless it is.

    meh.ro5380.jpg
    All the above is just advice .. you can do whatever the f*ck you wana do!
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  • t.m.h.n.e.t
    t.m.h.n.e.t Posts: 2,265
    dw300 wrote:
    jim453 wrote:
    I just googled this meathead, since I've never heard of him. You're right though, he seems like a very typical and average looking guy. There is every reason to throw out BMI measurements since they don't apply too well to this very standard looking fellow.

    You keep checking yourself with your 'skin fold' calipers and I'll just use the simple height-weight calculation, no matter how useless it is.

    meh.ro5380.jpg
    They are two different measurements. Calipers of course = much greater accuracy
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Im 26 BMI, most like someone from the Dominican Republic.

    Well I never. :)
  • OffTheBackAdam
    OffTheBackAdam Posts: 1,869
    I'm a Tongan!
    If everyone in the world had the same BMI as you, it would add 101,543,125 tonnes tothe total weight of the world's population
    Remember that you are an Englishman and thus have won first prize in the lottery of life.
  • Age 23
    5 ft 11, 64 kg gives me a bmi of 20 and im most like someone from madagascar lol
    95% of the country has a higher bmi than me, I knew I was thin :P
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