Man cave

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  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    Epic man cave! Are you married? Living with a partner?

    I only give 9/10 for that man cave as all Man Caves require a Motorbike.
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    mudcow007 wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    Man Cave you say well i've had a little re-org in mine, now have almost all spare wheelsets hanging, almost all :roll:

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    now that my friend is a man cave

    Agreed on minus point of no motorbike. Also a lack of half used paint cans and a no mower is a drawback and think you need a chair like this:

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Boff,
    Firstly, that's far too tidy for a man cave.
    Secondly, WTF is the flowery thing in the bottom left corner?
    This is a man cave:
    garage2011.jpg
    Dark and dingy, like a cave.
  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    Whilst that is a fine Man cave we have to deduct points for lack of space to do anything in the said man cave. I need to find a picture of my old man cave.
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    ive only got a measly 10ft x 10ft shed

    no bikes (they live inside)

    1 x motorbike (in bits)

    2x mowers (just showing off)

    assorted tools an gardening crap
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    twist83 wrote:
    Whilst that is a fine Man cave we have to deduct points for lack of space to do anything in the said man cave. I need to find a picture of my old man cave.
    It's a bit easier to work in now. 2 of the 3 motorbikes in that picture have now gone. Additional shelves have helped remove a lot of the clutter as well.
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    gtvlusso wrote:
    This is the kinda thing:

    utter_shit.jpg

    There, really ties the room together....

    Surely it needs scalps?

    well there would be if you got any.... *snigger*
    Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
    The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Paint cans are neatly stacked on shelves to the right
    No garden items in the man cave those live on the woman shed
    The flowery crown is for young princes itboffin
    Tidy yes ex army innit
    That chair by the desk was is a one off handmade leather covered designer something or other I rescued from a previous company

    However the beer fridge is currently empty!
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    itboffin wrote:
    However the beer fridge is currently empty!
    everything else I accept, but that I cannot. What's wrong with you?
    The only acceptable answer is that you're currently drunk as a lord having consumed the contents.
  • iclestu
    iclestu Posts: 503
    positively sweating raw envy :evil:
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  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    itboffin wrote:
    That chair by the desk was is a one off handmade leather covered designer something or other I rescued from a previous company

    For 'rescued from a previous company' should we insert; 'Stolen from the office of Major blah blah of the Army Air Corp'?
  • beancounter
    beancounter Posts: 369
    My "man cave" currently contains:-

    One Ducati
    One Honda
    Six road bikes
    Assorted spare wheels, parts, tools and cleaning products
    Turbo trainer, flat screen tv and dvd player

    If it wasn't cold in the winter I think I'd move a bed in there :roll:

    bc
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  • Libraio
    Libraio Posts: 181
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Boff,
    garage2011.jpg
    Dark and dingy, like a cave.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    Whilst that is a fine Man cave we have to deduct points for lack of space to do anything in the said man cave. I need to find a picture of my old man cave.
    It's a bit easier to work in now. 2 of the 3 motorbikes in that picture have now gone. Additional shelves have helped remove a lot of the clutter as well.

    :shock: There are three motorbikes in there? Talk about cluttered.
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  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    I'm not in the slightest bit green with envy,

    My Man Cave (not really a cave at all) currently consists of a corner of our spare bedroom with 1 bike and three stacking crates! I do also have a corner of the sitting room dedicated to my PC set up.

    Cant wait until i get a proper house.
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

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    B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Libraio wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Boff,
    garage2011.jpg
    Dark and dingy, like a cave.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    Whilst that is a fine Man cave we have to deduct points for lack of space to do anything in the said man cave. I need to find a picture of my old man cave.
    It's a bit easier to work in now. 2 of the 3 motorbikes in that picture have now gone. Additional shelves have helped remove a lot of the clutter as well.

    :shock: There are three motorbikes in there? Talk about cluttered.
    '68 Bonneville frame hanging in front of the blue Yam. The red strap is holding it up. The engine was at work at that point and the tinware is out of view on the top shelf at the back.
    Couldn't you see that? :D
  • redjeepǃ
    redjeepǃ Posts: 531
    Contents of my man cave (from memory):

    3 road bikes.
    1 MTB
    4 or 5 B.S.O's (the kids).
    1 turbo
    1 pair rollers.
    1 large workbench and assorted tools.
    1 TV
    1 Sony PS2 (normally used for playing DVDs).
    1 treadmill (Arriving soon. Being relocated from the bedroom).
    Assorted posters & race numbers etc on the wall.
    1 Large fan
    1 sweat extraction system (patent pending).
    1 ride on lawnmower
    1 nearly classic Merc sportscar.
    1 endless pool (ok not really).
  • getting the bike into the loft through a ladder space was fun but nice now it's all set up. now i need the microfridge and kettle and jobs done - perhaps one of those usb powered in cup heaters...
    Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
    The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    getting the bike into the loft through a ladder space was fun but nice now it's all set up. now i need the microfridge and kettle and jobs done - perhaps one of those usb powered in cup heaters...

    Er what good is a bike in the loft?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    itboffin wrote:
    getting the bike into the loft through a ladder space was fun but nice now it's all set up. now i need the microfridge and kettle and jobs done - perhaps one of those usb powered in cup heaters...

    Er what good is a bike in the loft?
    I was visiting one of Mrs EKE's relatives who lives in Nottingham and in his spare house he has about 50 steel road bike frames, mainly from 1960 to 1980, in the loft.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Well, if he needs a spare house 50 spare frames doesn't sound unreasonable.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    If you've been to notts I understand a house is about 2d
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • jejv
    jejv Posts: 566
    itboffin wrote:
    getting the bike into the loft through a ladder space was fun but nice now it's all set up. now i need the microfridge and kettle and jobs done - perhaps one of those usb powered in cup heaters...
    Er what good is a bike in the loft?
    Turbo Trainer ?
    ET ?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    In the loft????

    As I know MM I don't think it would be a good idea for him to be above anyone with those sweat levels.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Well, if he needs a spare house 50 spare frames doesn't sound unreasonable.

    The whole house is full of bikes. I would guess around 150 at least. He has things like a titanium Raleigh MTB, which he rode once and then put away.
    The bath was full of handlebars, one bedroom was full of wheels, there were at least five tandem frames and he had a tricycle.
    Most of the frames were in pristine condition. He told me a brief history of most of the frames and it often included getting it re-painted after he acquired it and before going into storage.

    Apparently, he hated his job but was well paid for doing it, so he sank crazy money into his hobby of everything bike related. He said he doesn't even ride any more, but he used to race against Lord Chris Boardman's dad.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • itboffin wrote:
    In the loft????

    As I know MM I don't think it would be a good idea for him to be above anyone with those sweat levels.

    Took a while getting it up there too but the trainer + bike is in a bath in the loft to manage said sweat levels :D
    Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
    The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Time to get up and visit ones lair / man-cave there be stuff that needs fettling
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    This is one corner of my, erm, living room:

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  • craker
    craker Posts: 1,739
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    My turbo dungeon. PS2, internet, stereo, oscilloscope etc. I'm considering dismantling a PS2 controller to see if a more comfortable arrangement can be arranged..
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Ok, so I admit I was too lazy to seek out the original thread when I started the new man cave thread. I was pottering about in the cave today so can update the library picture I lazily used. Now down to just one motorbike, in bits and a load of stuff. Important stuff mind.
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  • Legend says that only a true fettle-master can cross Veronese's man-cave. Many have tried and some are still lost.