An introduction

In-Bread

I've been lurking here for fecking ages and I felt that instead of building up a reputation around these parts with helpful advice, intelligent comments and general goodness, I would make this thread by way of an introduction

I have about as much biking talent as Titus Bramble has footballing ability, but I'm trying my hardest, honest.

I'm from London, so I exclusively ride the Surrah Hills, and ride Barry Knows Best hundreds of times each weekend after having been driven there in the Audi, obviously.

I ride a clapped - out On - One Inbred which I have absolutely no idea how to 'set up', whatever that means, but it does alright by my ability.

Also, don't try and get me with that 'I Love Horses' link - clicked on it far too many times for it to bother me. So there.

projectsome

Clank

Welcome aboard, bud.

For regular rides in the Surrey hills check out the London Rides thread in the Rides forum section.

They're usually out around Leith, Holmbury, Ranmore etc. They don't own mulitple Elsworths and do speak to Specialized owners.

The thread can be found here

Hope that helps 8)

tlw1

Tagus bramble plays football? Just thought he played different types of fields......

VWsurfbum

Now decide weather you like blondes, Brunette's or the cruddites choice the red head?

YeehaaMcgee

who the hell is titus bramble?

VWsurfbum

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

who the hell is titus bramble?

Boxer? sounds like a boxers name anywhoo, like Tyson Fury, but we know he's not a proper boxer.

mak3m

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

who the hell is titus bramble?

rapist 2nd class

Stevo_666

mak3m wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

who the hell is titus bramble?

rapist 2nd class

Seems to be the in thing with footballers just now:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2132704/Ched-Evans-jailed-years-rape.html?ITO=1490
Look where it happened...

In-Bread

VWsurfbum wrote:

Now decide weather you like blondes, Brunette's or the cruddites choice the red head?

Got to say I prefer brunettes, although with I'm not too choosy

Titus Bramble, to all who didn't know, is probably the worst footballer ever to have graced the Premiership, and has lapses of concentration longer than just about anything. And he's a rapist. Nice chap.

TheNorthernTrain

What's the premiership?

In-Bread

TheNorthernTrain wrote:

What's the premiership?

Who even knows?

bennett_346

projectsome wrote:

It's funny cos his username is In Bread

Raymondavalon

TheNorthernTrain wrote:

What's the premiership?

I was about to ask, then I Googled it..

Premiership:

"Overpaid footballers with a lower than average IQ, great acting skills [especially when faking falls and pain] and having the general belief they are gods amongst men.
This sect of "sporsmen" are famous for having trophy wives and girlfriends known as WAGS (Wenches and greasepole sluts) who have a reputation for spending money they earn by laying on their backs faking orgasms [As footballers are generally not well hung]
Premiership players are also succumb to minor injuries with major implications, often keeping them out of the game for months on end.
Premiership players often make headlines for driving under the influence of alcohol, beating up people in nightclubs [women included] and raping women without the aid of Rohypnol
Other antics include arguing with referees, false claims of "racist abuse" from rival teams' fans and not scoring any goals for dozens of games
Some Premiership players have known to improve themselves by exploiting the acting skills and aggression they learned whilst playing. Vinnie Jones is one such example, although Eric [Kung Fu] Cantona has recently starred in recent flops such as "Looking for Eric" and other dismal "for video release only" flops"

Stevo_666

In-Bread wrote:

TheNorthernTrain wrote:

What's the premiership?

Who even knows?

You wouldn't expect anyone from York to know, York City F.C. are in the Blue Square Conference 'Premier' League (the fifth one down, i.e. complete shyte)

YeehaaMcgee

Stevo 666 wrote:

In-Bread wrote:

TheNorthernTrain wrote:

What's the premiership?

Who even knows?

You wouldn't expect anyone from York to know, York City F.C. are in the Blue Square Conference 'Premier' League (the fifth one down, i.e. complete shyte)

You know what the most pathetic thing on earth is?
People trying to be witty about foot-the-ball, in order to demean people who don't have a fekkin clue what you're on about.

Stevo_666

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

In-Bread wrote:

TheNorthernTrain wrote:

What's the premiership?

Who even knows?

You wouldn't expect anyone from York to know, York City F.C. are in the Blue Square Conference 'Premier' League (the fifth one down, i.e. complete shyte)

You know what the most pathetic thing on earth is?
People trying to be witty about foot-the-ball, in order to demean people who don't have a fekkin clue what you're on about.

Almost as bad as people who have no interest in footy taking the bait.

welshkev

bennett_346 wrote:

projectsome wrote:

It's funny cos his username is In Bread

YeehaaMcgee

Stevo 666 wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

In-Bread wrote:

TheNorthernTrain wrote:

What's the premiership?

Who even knows?

You wouldn't expect anyone from York to know, York City F.C. are in the Blue Square Conference 'Premier' League (the fifth one down, i.e. complete shyte)

You know what the most pathetic thing on earth is?
People trying to be witty about foot-the-ball, in order to demean people who don't have a fekkin clue what you're on about.

Almost as bad as people who have no interest in footy taking the bait.

That's your comeback?
Really?

Stevo_666

Aww, sorry to disappoint you.

So you're now in charge of defending people who you think have been belittled in the CC? Bit rich coming from someone who got banned from here for continually being an abusive tw@t.

mak3m

play on

YeehaaMcgee

Stevo 666 wrote:

Aww, sorry to disappoint you.

So you're now in charge of defending people who you think have been belittled in the CC?

Noe, just calling a spade a spade, same as I always did.
Becuase, you really didn't belittle anyone, you just made a prat of yourself.

Stevo_666

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Aww, sorry to disappoint you.

So you're now in charge of defending people who you think have been belittled in the CC?

Noe, just calling a spade a spade, same as I always did.
Becuase, you really didn't belittle anyone, you just made a prat of yourself.

What's up, having a bad day and need to take it out on someone? All that substance abuse coming back and playing with your head again? Poor Yeehaa.

You made a big enough prat of yourself to get banned and you've learnt sweet FA since then.

YeehaaMcgee

Stevo 666 wrote:

I'm annoyed to the point if infantilism that my football remark was not found funny. How dare people not follow football, and how dare they not be offended by my jibes at some football team they've never heard of nor care about

Must suck to be you

Stevo_666

Yeehaa misses the point again :roll:

I suppose people needed reminder of why you got banned, thanks for doing that

YeehaaMcgee

Stevo 666 wrote:

Yeehaa misses the point again :roll:

I suppose people needed reminder of why you got banned, thanks for doing that

You want me banned because I think it's pathetic to try and insult people about a sport they don't follow?
That's a pretty extreme right-wing view, you know.

Twelly

Stevo_666

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

You want me banned

Err, no - try re-reading what I said, you've get the wrong end of the stick yet again. You're just showing the sort of pointlessly ar$ey attitude that got you banned last time.

YeehaaMcgee

Stevo 666 wrote:

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

You want me banned

Err, no - try re-reading what I said, you've get the wrong end of the stick yet again. You're just showing the sort of pointlessly ar$ey attitude that got you banned last time.

Because I dismiss your football jokes?

I like you, you're fun

Aggieboy

Yeehaa and Stevo can I suggest you both go and have a nice long walk (not togethers ov's). It'll do you both good.

bennett_346

Tiresome.