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  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    bennett_346 wrote:
    Tiresome.
    I know. It's keeping me amused though.
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    At least you have the ability to make yourself laugh.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    bennett_346 wrote:
    At least you have the ability to make yourself laugh.
    Oh I do apologise.
    What do you suggest to bring you to a vegetative state due to laughter-induced hypoxia?
    How's about associating you with something you don't know anything about and suggesting how you're somehow worse off because of it?

    Let's pretend you're a fan of the Estonian rally driver, Markko Martin then. Who has retired.
    Here's the "humour"...

    God, it's awful how you're being totally destroyed by us* this season eh?

    *By "us", I obviously mean another driver, codriver, and team. It doesn't matter which for the purpose of this humourless interlude.

    There. Better? :mrgreen:
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    TL;DR

    You've changed. I used to at least respect you as a troll, now you've lost your touch i think.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    bennett_346 wrote:
    TL;DR

    You've changed. I used to at least respect you as a troll, now you've lost your touch i think.
    I'm sorry to let you down.
    How about you make a "funny" remark, and show the rest of us how it's done then?

    For inspiration, here's the apparently side-splitting, rib-tickling example which you're all angry at me for having the gall to think of as unfunny.
    Of course, I now realise the error in my ways, and accept that I will never, ever, reach such lofty comedic heights. The mere fact that I find it unamusing simply highlights my lack of humour.
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    In-Bread wrote:
    TheNorthernTrain wrote:
    What's the premiership?

    Who even knows?
    You wouldn't expect anyone from York to know, York City F.C. are in the Blue Square Conference 'Premier' League (the fifth one down, i.e. complete shyte)
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  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
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  • In-Bread
    In-Bread Posts: 19
    Something I said? This is a cycling forum, can't we all be mates?
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    In-Bread wrote:
    Something I said? This is a cycling forum, can't we all be mates?

    You'll learn.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,548
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Yeehaa and Stevo can I suggest you both go and have a nice long walk (not togethers ov's). It'll do you both good.
    Good suggestion Aggie, I feel that's helped :) As an additional self punishment I'm going to write out 100 times, "I must not argue with 'special' people on the internet".

    Sounds like Yeehaa hasn't taken your advice yet, he sounds all stressed and pent up still :D
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  • bennett_346
    bennett_346 Posts: 5,029
    Fluffy bunnies and candy canes.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Yeehaa and Stevo can I suggest you both go and have a nice long walk (not togethers ov's). It'll do you both good.
    Good suggestion Aggie, I feel that's helped :) As an additional self punishment I'm going to write out 100 times, "I must not argue with 'special' people on the internet".

    Sounds like Yeehaa hasn't taken your advice yet, he sounds all stressed and pent up still :D
    I'm at work. Can;t have a walk until I get home. I tried it before and had a stern talking to. One of the women had a stroke.
    She got funny looks too.
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  • In-Bread
    In-Bread Posts: 19
    Aggieboy wrote:
    In-Bread wrote:
    Something I said? This is a cycling forum, can't we all be mates?

    You'll learn.

    Is the internet serious business here too?
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    In-Bread wrote:
    Something I said? This is a cycling forum, can't we all be mates?

    Only when the world is eradicated of single speeders, Orange 5s and all Specialized branded bikes and tat..








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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Yeehaa and Stevo can I suggest you both go and have a nice long w@nk (not togethers ov's). It'll do you both good.

    There we go, think thats what you meant
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Gazlar wrote:
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Yeehaa and Stevo can I suggest you both go and have a nice long w@nk (not togethers ov's). It'll do you both good.

    There we go, think thats what you meant
    You obviously have no idea how pleasurable walking can be, you walker.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    And a bit of whoooosh.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    cooldad wrote:
    And a bit of whoooosh.

    Mine always ends with a bit of a whoosh
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    cooldad wrote:
    And a bit of whoooosh.

    Yep, lots of whoosh there. Bit surprised really.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    5 potatoes says walk boy will be banned again by the end of May.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Why, what are you planning?
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Briggo wrote:
    5 potatoes says walk boy will be banned again by the end of May.
    Seems a bit over the top to ban someone for walking. CC is full of walking specialists.
    I don't do smileys.

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  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    YeehaaMcgee wrote:
    Why, what are you planning?

    In order to win 5 potatoes, anything required.
  • TheNorthernTrain
    TheNorthernTrain Posts: 1,049
    cooldad wrote:
    Briggo wrote:
    5 potatoes says walk boy will be banned again by the end of May.
    Seems a bit over the top to ban someone for walking. CC is full of walking specialists.

    It's ironic that the majority of us on a bike forum actually spend time walking not riding.... mind you if we are on the internet for a forum, it's no surprise we walk a lot, there are some great websites that contain some fantastic walking material.

    Still, I blame wiggle for the way this thread has turned out.
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  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    TheNorthernTrain wrote:
    It's ironic that the majority of us on a bike forum actually spend time walking not riding.....

    true true

    but even the fittest rider here will come across, from time to time, sections of the trail where you just need too dismount and walk
  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    People who walk over my local trails prevent me from ever using my summer tyres.
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    TheNorthernTrain wrote:
    It's ironic that the majority of us on a bike forum actually spend time walking not riding.... mind you if we are on the internet for a forum, it's no surprise we walk a lot, there are some great websites that contain some fantastic walking material.

    Still, I blame wiggle for the way this thread has turned out.

    I have an excuse.. I am leaving the country in a fortnight and I've given all my bikes away as well as all my riding gear, tools, spares and other pedal related tat.

    I don't walk, I drive, only refugees and poor people walk..
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  • EH_Rob
    EH_Rob Posts: 1,134
    Walking made gazlar the man he is today.
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    EH_Rob wrote:
    Walking made gazlar the man he is today.

    And he continues to walk everywhere even today, when he drives a train.
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  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    Raymondavalon wrote:
    TheNorthernTrain wrote:
    It's ironic that the majority of us on a bike forum actually spend time walking not riding.... mind you if we are on the internet for a forum, it's no surprise we walk a lot, there are some great websites that contain some fantastic walking material.

    Still, I blame wiggle for the way this thread has turned out.

    I have an excuse.. I am leaving the country in a fortnight and I've given all my bikes away as well as all my riding gear, tools, spares and other pedal related tat.

    I don't walk, I drive, only refugees and poor people walk..

    Oh you do plenty of walking, you're a right old walker, you walker you, don't deny it.

    You like walking so much you walk with your mum, holding hands while doing it.

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