Pizza

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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    You do realise that Pizzas break the 3 rules of food don't you?

    Never eat anything bigger than your head
    Never eat anything with tomatoes in it
    Never eat anything that looks like it's been eaten before

    Just saying....
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  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    Man vs. Food.
    Can you believe that show ran for 4 seasons without the guy having a coronary?! Whilst most of the food looks undoubtedly tasty, any appreciation is lost in the size of the dishes, and the amount of cheese/chilli sauce/saturated fat they try to drown it in!
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    kelsen wrote:
    Man vs. Food.
    Can you believe that show ran for 4 seasons without the guy having a coronary?! Whilst most of the food looks undoubtedly tasty, any appreciation is lost in the size of the dishes, and the amount of cheese/chilli sauce/saturated fat they try to drown it in!


    Apparently (my GF is a big big fan...) he doesn't eat for the whole day before, he spends a lot of time in the gym, and eats sushi the rest of the time.


    Every time the cheese comes out is a laugh-out-loud moment - especially since what's presented is nothing like the name they give it - cheddar, feta, 'blue' (with the exception of 'liquid').
  • richVSrich
    richVSrich Posts: 527
    Mine:

    Thin base
    a good tomato sauce
    lots of cheese - either mozarella or cheddar, and maybe a sprinkling of parmesan
    allowable veg: onions, olives, mushroom, peppers (only a little of each)
    pineapple can p1ss off
    lots of meat: chorizo over peperroni, anchovies sometimes, no animals that live in the water (squid gets chewy, mussels go dry, and fish does not work), slices of meatballs is yumm,
    bit more cheese on top

    ive been meaning to try mozarella directly on the base before the tomato sauce...sounds amazing!

    re: man vs food - it is scary, the amount of meat in particular he eats...but also the cheese is a tragedy! they need to come to europe!!!!
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    DDD.

    You need to watch Man vs. Food.

    I watch it, but I consider American food the equivalent of Iceland ownbranded treats...

    Pizza, burger, kebabs, hot dogs. They're tricky thing. You don't want to go too 'Europe' with pears and blue cheese, it's not necessary. At the same time you don't want to go chavtastic or American because then you're eating grease.
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    ideal pizza (for me)

    oozing cheese base

    cheese - chedder non of that "posh stuff" for me...no thank you very much

    smothered in a tomato base - non of your mamby pamby sun-dried crap

    chorizo slithers

    pepperoni

    jalapeños peppers

    habanero peppers

    peppers

    onions

    ooooh that's positively orgasmic
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    True pizza should be thin crust, sundried tomato paste, pesto, buffalo mozarello. kalamata olives, anchovies, black pepper to taste - there is no other recipe.

    Almost identical to the classic I grew up making whenever we could. Addition of oregano however and the base was more of a slow cooked onion and chopped tomatoes that had been drained.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Onion on a pizza? No.

    The tomato provides enough sweet stuff. Don't need any more.

    I can't believe no-one's mentioned how good tabasco is as an accompaniment.
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    I like to dunk the crust in a nice smokey BBQ sauce.

    Onions are no good on a Pizza.

    What about Spinich or Rocket? acceptable or not?
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    rubertoe wrote:
    I like to dunk the crust in a nice smokey BBQ sauce.

    Onions are no good on a Pizza.

    What about Spinich or Rocket? acceptable or not?

    Yes.

    But you're obviously a woman.
  • Monkeypump
    Monkeypump Posts: 1,528
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DDD.

    You need to watch Man vs. Food.

    I watch it, but I consider American food the equivalent of Iceland ownbranded treats...

    Spoken like someone who has neither been to the states or eaten any proper food there, but buys into the assumption that all American restaurants work to the "quantity over quality" stereotype.

    You also appear to think a decent burger comes in a wholemeal bun.

    You, sir, are wrong on counts (not to mention blinkered).
  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Always best when homemade.

    So, base made with "00" flour and rolled super thin.
    Sauce: well seasoned and reduced passata w/garlic.
    Topping: buffalo mozzarella, really good salami and a scattering of those little hot, sweet peppers.

    Cooked quickly on highest temp poss.

    And nothing else.

    Heaven.
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    Always best when homemade.

    So, base made with "00" flour and rolled super thin.
    Sauce: well seasoned and reduced passata w/garlic.
    Topping: buffalo mozzarella, really good salami and a scattering of those little hot, sweet peppers.

    Cooked quickly on highest temp poss.

    And nothing else.

    Heaven.

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  • davis
    davis Posts: 2,506
    Culinary perfection
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  • davis wrote:
    Culinary perfection

    Think you guys must be mistaken. Culinary perfection is clearly the Parmo

    parmo.jpg
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    davis wrote:
    Culinary perfection

    Think you guys must be mistaken. Culinary perfection is clearly the Parmo

    parmo.jpg

    Ye gods, another smoggy and the dreaded parmo!
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861

    I can't believe no-one's mentioned how good tabasco is as an accompaniment.

    tabasco is for girls

    you want a mans sauce (sounds quite wrong that) like

    Insanity-Ghost-Pepper-Collector-S.jpg

    this is mucho amazing, but be warned you have to be a little bit awesome to "take it"
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    mudcow007 wrote:

    I can't believe no-one's mentioned how good tabasco is as an accompaniment.

    tabasco is for girls

    you want a mans sauce (sounds quite wrong that) like

    Insanity-Ghost-Pepper-Collector-S.jpg

    this is mucho amazing, but be warned you have to be a little bit awesome to "take it"

    When I was a teenager I was making ice-cream with my mate (sounds perfectly fine...) and while our backs were turned, his brother put some after-death chili sauce in it before we froze it.

    Suffice to say, we were both crying after we had bite.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Heehee!

    The WORST pain I have ever been in was when someone put some of those dried chilli flakes into a rollup cigarette as a joke when I was at university. Absolute agony and the seeming inability to breathe for five minutes. Wore off very quickly though with no ill effects afterwards - could be the perfect nonlethal weapon? Throw loads of chili spiked fags at rioters, let them spark up the free snout and then shovel them up as they lie writhing on the ground? Far easier to deploy than water cannon.....
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    SimonAH wrote:
    Heehee!

    The WORST pain I have ever been in was when someone put some of those dried chilli flakes into a rollup cigarette as a joke when I was at university. Absolute agony and the seeming inability to breathe for five minutes. Wore off very quickly though with no ill effects afterwards - could be the perfect nonlethal weapon? Throw loads of chili spiked fags at rioters, let them spark up the free snout and then shovel them up as they lie writhing on the ground? Far easier to deploy than water cannon.....

    Err, pepper spray?
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Yerrrrss, but a) I was joking and b) look at the sheer wastage of capiscum that helmeted dingleberry is making. The overspray from that one squirt alone is enough for fifty good bowls of chili! My solution is perfectly targeted with little or no wastage.

    You could even back it up with laxative spiked cans of Carling for the non-smoking rioters (although you would have to hose out the paddy wagons fairly thoroughly...)
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Meh, I'd use that for hot sauce on my sirlon steak.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Meh, I'd use that for hot sauce on my sirlon steak.

    Hero.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Meh, I'd use that for hot sauce on my sirlon steak.

    Hero.

    Na, the hero is the student in the white top. Just noticed, is he just sitting there and taking it? How does he even sit down with balls that size?
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  • memsley89
    memsley89 Posts: 247
    This thread inspired me to eat pizza last night...
    Ham and Pineapple, 'Pizza Hawaii' if you will.

    It was awesome... just sayin'.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,357
    Have just seen a news item on the 'hotdog crust'.

    Exactly what you'd think it is.

    Sounds rank.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    memsley89 wrote:
    This thread inspired me to eat pizza last night...
    Ham and Pineapple, 'Pizza Hawaii' if you will.

    It was awesome... just sayin'.


    Get out.
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    So why is a ham and pineapple pizza called a Hawaiian anyway?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    davis wrote:
    Culinary perfection

    Think you guys must be mistaken. Culinary perfection is clearly the Parmo

    parmo.jpg

    That would actually be improved by stubbing a fag out in it!
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