Whats your realistic dream bike...

bennett_346

Oh wait.

YeehaaMcgee

^^I hear that bike has more torques than all other bikes ever made, combined.
It's actually dangerous to keep it too low in the rev range because it's amazing torques will cause us to drift further into the sun, and may cause a black hole.
I know that's true because a surfer told me.

cat_with_no_tail

YeehaaMcgee wrote:

^^I hear that bike has more torques than all other bikes ever made, combined.
It's actually dangerous to keep it too low in the rev range because it's amazing torques will cause us to drift further into the sun, and may cause a black hole.
I know that's true because a surfer told me.

A small suzuki would be better offroad though.

bennett_346

I already have a small honda xr for offroad though

cat_with_no_tail

bennett_346 wrote:

I already have a small honda xr for offroad though

Sorry, as this is the hub I should probably explain that my post was in response to Yeehas, and in reference to a previous forumite who educated us all to the fact that the very best car you could ever buy EVER was a BMW estate, and the very best off-road car ever is a Suziki Jimni.

bennett_346

Cat With No Tail wrote:

very best off-road car ever is a Suziki Jimni.

Oh dear lol, we used to have one of those.

Bikerguy15

Lemme tink:

lawman

Bikerguy15 wrote:

Lemme tink:

If it was a touch lighter, and they took the stupid brace of the seattube on larger sizes, it would be a fooking nice bike, it just doesn't quite tick all the boxes to hit dream bike for me.

bennett_346

Bikerguy15 wrote:

Lemme tink:

That looks hideous, really. And what's so special about it?

Briggo

bennett_346 wrote:

That looks hideous, really. And what's so special about it?

I concur, I don't get what the recent hype is about it, seen it mentioned on here quite a few times recently.

VWsurfbum

i think its made from special hippie steel

Northwind

If it's got 100% of the riding-goodness of the Hemlock (which is fantastic) and no more than 25% of the snapping in half (well OK that was less fantastic) , then that'll make it very very good. But still not a dream bike IMO, not exotic enough

Briggo

Bloody hippie steel.

Well my offering is this, never ridden one but due to its good looks I bet it rides the bestest.



Pic stolen from someone on here.

The Northern Monkey

I'd still like this in my fleet...

http://chargebikes.com/projects/2009/Tango/

paul.skibum

There was a Yeti SB66 reviewed in a US mag recently - does look a very nice bike - if I had such a thing it would probably be my dream bike. A Blur LTc maybe. But realistically so I wasnt scared to drop it an Enduro would probably do.

oodboo

VWsurfbum wrote:

i think its made from special hippie steel

Forget hippie steel, bamboo is where it's at for the real hippies:

bennett_346

Well here is mine.

If we're talking any dream bike, then the Transition TR250:



However it's £5,000, so not very realistic.

If we're talking thread title, then a Specialized Enduro Evo:

VWsurfbum

oodboo wrote:

VWsurfbum wrote:

i think its made from special hippie steel

Forget hippie steel, bamboo is where it's at for the real hippies:

Dont cut down the shoots Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, it hurts the planet!

oodboo

I've changed my mind about the Intense Carbine SL. I wont that one


SC Tallboy LTc

VWsurfbum

oodboo wrote:

I've changed my mind about the Intense Carbine SL. I wont that one


SC Tallboy LTc

8)

Northwind

Uh oh, my dreams have become prosaic and well marketed... I really, really, really want a Camber Carbon 29er.

VWsurfbum

Northwind wrote:

Uh oh, my dreams have become prosaic and well marketed... I really, really, really want a Camber Carbon 29er.

Whats the term for being "Fraped" on Bikeradar?

He's been Braped?

Northwind

Nah seriously... I have an alu 26er Camber Pro and it's really nice, but it's all a bit plebby and normal.