Fish Puns

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Bits and pisces for bikes can cost quite a lot, so maybe if all of you people looking to buy new components got together, you'd be able to get a grouper discount?
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • DF33
    DF33 Posts: 732
    I'm hake'd off reading all this drivel
    Peter
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I've just been listening to the radio. The song by one hit wonder "Puretone" was playing, "Totally Addicted To Bass".
    Its a good thing that its nice and sunny. I heard that carbon fibre bikes smelt in the rain.

    Wrasse enough from me. I'll say char char for now.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • bunter
    bunter Posts: 327
    I couldn't afford a fish pun - I don't have anemone...
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    Never mind - here's sick squid
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    haven't you lot stopped carping on yet?
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • Sharkyssurfers
    Sharkyssurfers Posts: 767
    oi you lot kelp out of it
    Sorry its not me it's the bike ;o)

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  • Maxticate
    Maxticate Posts: 193
    Sharkyssurfers wrote:
    oi you lot kelp out of it

    you seem a bit tench, take a deep breath and clam down.
  • bunter
    bunter Posts: 327
    Still broke, I'm on Squid Roe...
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    bunter wrote:
    Still broke, I'm on Squid Roe...

    Don't worry, Salmon will come along and you'll be living like El Dorado.
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,677
    bunter wrote:
    Still broke, I'm on Squid Roe...

    Looking a bit down at 'eel then?
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  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    I'm no good at puns, really floundering here
  • Maxticate
    Maxticate Posts: 193
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    bunter wrote:
    Still broke, I'm on Squid Roe...

    Looking a bit down at 'eel then?


    Some turbot training will soon sort you out. Although I offer that advice begudgeonly
  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    two parrots on a perch. One says to the other

    "Can you smell fish?"

    Ok so it's a fish joke not a pun. Don't skate me for it.
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,677
    Went to a fancy dress party last night. Some cheapskate was trying to crash it wearing a sash - imi-tation silk though. The doorman oyster-ed 'er back out the door quick smart.
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  • bunter
    bunter Posts: 327
    Do I have to pay in advance, or is it COD?
  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    Did Taylor Fin-ney ride in the Tour of Flounders?
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    O Cod, not more! I thought this thread had been krilled off.
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    I'm having a whale of a time reading this thread. That said this a whale isn't technically a fish..... :(

    Perhaps I shoud grow a mullet. My son has started teething, he's become a right snapper.

    Yay I win
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    I've been sharking around this thread for a while.
    _
  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    The lack of puns was making me depressed. I need a shoal-der to cry on.
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    there isn't time to molly coddle you lot...
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    I thought my puns were the best but others have come up with some good ones. Halibut, like the Murpheys, I'm not bitterling.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    That was a great op-perch-tuna-ty for a good fish pun. What is it that makes them so brill-iant?
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Become a master of the fish pun, and dorsal open for you.
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Continuing my previous musical theme, how about D:Ream's "Fins Can Only Get Better"?
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Continuing my previous musical theme, how about D:Ream's "Fins Can Only Get Better"?

    Surely Gill Scott Herring's "The Revo-loach-tion will not be Televised"? Or Sticklback with "Wanna be a rock-salmon".
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    That's just piscine into the wind.
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    These puns are now sturgeon on the ridiculous!
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  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    When I tuna-ed the ray-dio this morning to ray-dio 2, all I got was drum n' bass. I prefer something with a bit more sole.

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