Fish Puns

mr_ribble
mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
edited May 2012 in Commuting chat
Cod I love them

Ground rules :no repetition, hesitation or deviation.
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  • ketsbaia
    ketsbaia Posts: 1,718
    Mr_Ribble wrote:
    Ground rules :no repetition, hesitation or deviation.

    *flounders*
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,789
    Is this really the plaice for this sort of fin?
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  • Paul E
    Paul E Posts: 2,052
    No trout about it
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,789
    Are you sure? I think we should ex-salmon the issue more thoroughly.
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  • Maxticate
    Maxticate Posts: 193
    Reaching any sort of conclusion on that is just a pipe bream.
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    far to much 'pouting' goes on in this forum.
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  • SmellTheGlove
    SmellTheGlove Posts: 697
    I can sea clearly now the rain is gone
    I can see all lobstercles in my way...

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  • Maxticate
    Maxticate Posts: 193
    I'm going to be shellfish and stick in another one here.
  • millymoose
    millymoose Posts: 117
    Giving my eyes a Dab from my Perch as my wife won't sleep with me Tilipaia!
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    I hake to admit it, but smoking was making me a bit of a social piranah.
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  • millymoose
    millymoose Posts: 117
    For cods sake stop carping on
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    I can't think of any so I'll just keep right trout of this one.
  • Twostage
    Twostage Posts: 987
    These puns are giving me a haddock.
  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    Went to go and cook tea for the family, and realised I only had one pollock.
  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    That reminds me, I'd better get my Skate on - I've not eaten yet.
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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,711
    Was working on a building site shifting some rubble out if the way when the foreman yelled at me:
    "Oi, you lazy sod! Why'd you use a barra? Cuda used a bucket to move that little pile."
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    This thread is useless without pictures, so:
    Lampre.jpg
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  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Was working on a building site shifting some rubble out if the way when the foreman yelled at me:
    "Oi, you lazy sod! Why'd you use a barra? Cuda used a bucket to move that little pile."
    Wheelspinner. You need a sidecarp for that motorpike!
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  • Mikey2
    Mikey2 Posts: 31
    This is so off-topic. I thought this forum was about pikes?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Just for you London commuters...

    I like Brussel sprats!

    Disclaimer: This is intended as a pescatarian joke, not a dig at regional accents or even suggesting that all commuters come from London :D
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  • Maxticate
    Maxticate Posts: 193
    Mikey2 wrote:
    This is so off-topic. I thought this forum was about pikes?

    That's right, it is pike 'roe'dar after all.

    Seems a shame to s'cuttle' a good thread in full flow though.
  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    This thread is turning into a damp squid, the quality of puns are just not gudgeonough, and for that reason, I'm trout!
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  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    Graham. wrote:
    This thread is turning into a damp squid, the quality of puns are just not gudgeonough, and for that reason, I'm trout!
    But we are all having a whale of a time. I suppose they did it on porpoise.
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    I (f)eel like a right chub not being able to come up with anything...
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Don't stop minnow, I'm having such a good time.
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  • tetm
    tetm Posts: 564
    I'm not going to enter into this just for the hallibut. You guys are ill, and probably need to see a doctor, or if it's really bad maybe a sturgeon.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    I'm having an elver good laugh reading these!
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  • anonymousblackfg
    anonymousblackfg Posts: 2,029
    Beats all those threads about training and how to develop good leg mussels
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    Mods - can you please move this to the "gills in lycra" thread.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,856
    I still can't think of any, I'll have to mullet over a bit longer.
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