Fish Puns

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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    If I was a bloke I'd be able to have a joke about Herring doors (Her Indoors?) on this thread.
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  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    Come on guys you're just krilling it now!
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    Alinshearah wrote:
    Graham. wrote:
    This thread is turning into a damp squid, the quality of puns are just not gudgeonough, and for that reason, I'm trout!
    But we are all having a whale of a time. I suppose they did it on porpoise.


    Fail - they are clearly mammals and not fish; anyway this thread is perch ing on the precipice.
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  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    anonymousblackfg wrote:
    Beats all those threads about training and how to develop good leg mussels

    This is a definite bi-valvification of the thread...
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  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    rubertoe wrote:
    Alinshearah wrote:
    Graham. wrote:
    This thread is turning into a damp squid, the quality of puns are just not gudgeonough, and for that reason, I'm trout!
    But we are all having a whale of a time. I suppose they did it on porpoise.


    Fail - they are clearly mammals and not fish; anyway this thread is perch ing on the precipice.
    Im not liking this tread because the atmosphere is too tench.
  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    Damn, just lost my only KOM on Strava to John Dory. I will have to try again a go a bit kipper
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Kipper? Ah, quicker, gotcha. Sorry but sunfish are just funnier than others.
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    Just been over to cake shop to post a tasty image on their "gills in fishnets" thread. For some reason they sent me over here :?


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  • millymoose
    millymoose Posts: 117
    I am upgrading my bike and wondered if you had an views on a new Grouperset?
  • BigJimmyB
    BigJimmyB Posts: 1,302
    You could get hooked on this.

    The scale of the problem could be massive.

    Actually, I've Haddock enough, I was only trying to help you fill(et) the thread.

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  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    I'm going to tell more puns whilst the oppor-tuna-ty is still there
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Some of these puns are so limpets a shame.
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  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    Never trust unlicensed puns, always check they're ofishal
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,770
    Come on people, there's no need to be koi, there must be plenty of op-perch-oonity for more.
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  • ketsbaia
    ketsbaia Posts: 1,718
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Come on people, there's no need to be koi, there must be plenty of op-perch-oonity for more.

    Yeah, let's have some moray...
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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    If I'm herring you right you wouldn't want to goby and ignore fish thread until it smelt of carp so we have to buri it?
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  • London_Falcon
    London_Falcon Posts: 150
    What's this plaice coming to? This puns are poissonous, they mako me feel eel. I thought you'd be basking in the chance to to give those puns some hammer. Heads up, this has fallen flat. Your clearly not dab hands at this, what a bunch of sprats.
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  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    We're stuck between a Rock and a hard Plaice now
  • Maxticate
    Maxticate Posts: 193
    Stop now, we don't need N,emo bad fish puns.
  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    this thread is solid gold fish
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    Fin.


    Too soon?
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  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    Does anyone know how long road rash usually takes to eel?
  • Sharkyssurfers
    Sharkyssurfers Posts: 767
    oh come a cropper on me bike and hit my cockles really hard
    Sorry its not me it's the bike ;o)

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  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    ps. Its in a very sensitive plaice
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Why? Are you floundering?
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  • Sharkyssurfers
    Sharkyssurfers Posts: 767
    went to the docs the other day for a injection he said this is gonna sting-ray
    Sorry its not me it's the bike ;o)

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  • Maxticate
    Maxticate Posts: 193
    Stopping this thread would make you anemone or two.
  • 2wheelzgood
    2wheelzgood Posts: 373
    The shop assistant said the new Tiagra was a bargain. I'd snapper hand off for 105 though.
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  • Maxticate
    Maxticate Posts: 193
    I always wanted ultegra components, I could buy them on credit but it'd end up with minnow'ing them too much money.
  • raymondo60
    raymondo60 Posts: 735
    'Eel be driving us potty with these! By the way I love music - always sing at least a tuna day...........
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