Things non-cyclists say to cyclists
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Haha, I think I’ve heard all of the above over time!
I was a bit late into work this morning due to 6 sets of temporary traffic lights that were all against me (4 of which are on country lanes). My boss said to me “couldn’t you have ridden on the pavement?”.0 -
Applespider wrote:Standing in the office in helmet, leggings and a jersey - "Oh, did you cycle today?" I mean - why else would I have cycle gear on.
This is my fave. I usually cycle into work every day except when its sheet ice everywhere or torrential rain. I walked into work the other day with a tri-climate jacket on, boots, woolly hat, gloves etc - basically looking the furthest I could from being a cyclist.... to the question; cycle in today?
Hmmmm0 -
'Hello spiderman'
'You look very aerodynamic' :shock:
Been called worse.0 -
"is that a an extra large cumberland sausage and two avocados in your lycra - or are you just pleased to see me?"
My old man is a right wag.0 -
"Bloody cyclists"Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
clarkey cat wrote:"is that a an extra large cumberland sausage and two avocados in your lycra - or are you just pleased to see me?"
My old man is a right wag.
S'what happens when you draft ATG...0 -
clarkey cat wrote:"is that a an extra large cumberland sausage and two avocados in your lycra - or are you just pleased to see me?"
My old man is a right wag.
^ this, only I don't have such advanced control over my old man.0 -
"Have you been circumcised?" Said to me by a drunk young lady outside the Morpeth. ITB still laughs at this.FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees
I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!0 -
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Girlfriend: "I don't need the car today so you can take it instead of the bike".
It doesn't matter how many times I tell her that I actually like riding to work, even in the rain (sometimes more than when it's dry :twisted: ).FCN 2 to 80 -
Mr Plum wrote:Girlfriend: "I don't need the car today so you can take it instead of the bike".
I get this all the time too lol. makes me feel like a masochist.0 -
meanredspider wrote:"you're insane" is probably what I hear most often
(if you don't count "look at the size of that!" )0 -
(morning after) - "did you get home alright last night?"0
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'Have you done the London to Brighton?' as if that is the test that a cyclist has to take.
My usual response is yes,I did it there and back or if I tell them I did it just last weekend on my own for fun and not with 60,000 BSO's that blows their minds.FCN = 40 -
"oooh, were you wearing a helmet" - spoken by some five-star clown to a friend who had just rocked up at the school gate with broken collarbone after a weekend argument with a gatepost."Consider the grebe..."0
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"I've got a Boardman"FCN = 40
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SmellTheGlove wrote:"oooh, were you wearing a helmet" - spoken by some five-star clown to a friend who had just rocked up at the school gate with broken collarbone after a weekend argument with a gatepost.
Someone asked me exactly that, after I'd came off and broken my back.
There is no educating pork...Sometimes parts break. Sometimes you crash. Sometimes it’s your fault.0 -
Bloody hell that weighs hardly anything (17lb winter bike)
Carbon? They make bikes from carbon?0 -
that's disgusting - when wearing my damaged skeleton jersey
nice bum
oh my god you're covered in sweat
you look silly
you look like daddy (from niece)Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]0 -
"Didn't you used to have a penis?"
Cold weather and lycra does strange things to a man's - um - ego.0 -
Did you ride in today? (in cycling kit, and wet)
I couldn't possibly afford a bike (smoker, driver, goes to gym and feels pleased with themselves)
Isn't it dangerous?
Do you run red lights?
How fast were you going?! I could barely get past you!
(driver in traffic jam) 'you're blocking the traffic!!'0 -
Just remembered....My brother's girlfriend wrote:You cycled all that way?
Wow.....your stamina must be amaaazing.....
*hold gaze for longer than I'm comfortable with*
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bails87 wrote:Just remembered....My brother's girlfriend wrote:You cycled all that way?
Wow.....your stamina must be amaaazing.....
*hold gaze for longer than I'm comfortable with*
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'You need to get some new tyres, yours are bald'Wind. Cold. Rain. Pick two.0
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"Yeah, I cycle as well. I bought one from Halfords. Cost me over ONE HUNDRED QUID!!!!" (in a voice of near disbelief)Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0