Restoration of the Death Penalty

cjcp

People who wear sunglasses in nightclubs. WTF is that about?

And those types who wear their jeans around the backs of their knees, so they walk like penguins.

Stevo_666

People who drive too slowly when you're in a hurry (in the car, obviously). Especially where there's more than one lane and they're in the outside one and won't move over.

Bike thieves.

clarkey cat

People that buy Jamie Oliver cookbooks.

jejv

Working, or having worked, for NewsCorp or its subsidiaries.

Giving away £7bn to folks who buy you nice dinners. Well, in this case, could cut off a couple of fingers by way of encouragement, and allow 24 hours to come up with the £7bn, and the juice on the £7bn.

MaxwellBygraves

Bicycle thieves!*

* obviously a 'lefty' like me would never actually advocate the death penalty!

W1

Hypocritical pinko lefties please.

Thank you.

ddraver

NGale wrote:

rjsterry wrote:

NGale wrote:

rjsterry wrote:

NGale wrote:

clarkey cat wrote:

People who cycle in running shoes - and pedal with their instep.

My eyes... my eyes....

when I cycle on flat pedals I'm afraid I'm one of those who pedal with my instep

sorry always have done, always will unless I am cycling clipless.

[rolls up newspaper borrowed from LiT] NO! Bad NGale!

It's a habit I've had since I learned to ride a bike, no going back on it now.

I cycle clipless these days so it saves on the instep but it does give me problems with my knees as a result because it is changing my style to something alien to me.

Pedalling with the right bit of your foot shouldn't put any more load on your knee than the instep. If anything, it should be better as you can use your whole leg.

It's just a case of getting used to a different position on my ligaments (which have always been a bit weak) I am also a little flat footed anyway so it's a combination of things.

NGale has a point - off road you re a re better with your foot further back so the pedal sits "in" your foot better - especially on downs...

desweller

Lawyers, accountants and football players. For being.

Stone Glider

Supermarkets who have special offers on wine which could never sell at the stated price even if the Dave/Gideon Show does crash and burn in the expected manner. Fume, Fume, Fume.

veronese68

People that drive with their fog lights on when it's not foggy.

tailwindhome

Public Sector strikers

desweller

TailWindHome wrote:

Public Sector strikers

You are such a WUM.

Jay dubbleU

clarkey cat wrote:

Jamie Oliver

FTFY

rick_chasey

cjcp wrote:

People who wear sunglasses in nightclubs. WTF is that about?

And those types who wear their jeans around the backs of their knees, so they walk like penguins.

There are two types of people who wear sunglasses indoors.

Blind people and arseholes.

Kieran_Burns

Rick Chasey wrote:

cjcp wrote:

People who wear sunglasses in nightclubs. WTF is that about?

And those types who wear their jeans around the backs of their knees, so they walk like penguins.

There are two types of people who wear sunglasses indoors.

Blind people and arseholes.

I'd like to add: people who wear blue tooth headsets inside. No, you do not look hi-tech and funky. You look like a d1ck.

and shouting out your 'conversation' because you were a cheap skate and didn't buy a decent one, does not enamour you to the rest of the office. You d1ck.

Gussio

Met a decorator this morning whose Great Grandfather was quite literally hanged for stealing a horse :shock:

veronese68

If I were to put a +1 to every post I agree with there'd be a lot of +1s.
This might be considered a bit extreme by some, but what if we take the most extremist 10% from each group of people, be it religious, political, merchant bankers, RLJers, Jeremy Clarkson and what have you and just kill them. The people left over would have a much more pleasant time without all these lunatics banging on. It would also help with population control.

cornerblock

Gussio wrote:

Met a decorator this morning whose Great Grandfather was quite literally hanged for stealing a horse :shock:

If you are having some work done I would get some references, he might be a cowboy. :oops:

bompington

Veronese68 wrote:

If I were to put a +1 to every post I agree with there'd be a lot of +1s.
This might be considered a bit extreme by some, but what if we take the most extremist 10% from each group of people, be it religious, political, merchant bankers, RLJers, Jeremy Clarkson and what have you and just kill them. The people left over would have a much more pleasant time without all these lunatics banging on. It would also help with population control.

It goes without saying that anyone who advocates killing 10% of the population must be among the most extreme 10%...

clarkey cat

People that park in Mother and Baby spaces when they don't have babies.

UndercoverElephant

Cornerblock wrote:

Gussio wrote:

Met a decorator this morning whose Great Grandfather was quite literally hanged for stealing a horse :shock:

If you are having some work done I would get some references, he might be a cowboy. :oops:

Was his name Russell?

SimonAH

The Brown Paper Kid?

UndercoverElephant

clarkey cat wrote:

People that park in Mother and Baby spaces when they don't have babies.

Gets on his "militant involved-Dad" high horse: People who say "Mother and Baby" for anything relating to children.

W1

clarkey cat wrote:

People that park in Mother and Baby spaces when they don't have babies.

You mean mother and child? It's why I always take my mum shopping with me.

rick_chasey

W1 wrote:

clarkey cat wrote:

People that park in Mother and Baby spaces when they don't have babies.

You mean mother and child? It's why I always take my mum shopping with me.

CiB

Grumpy bleeder today, so sadly for you lot it's everyone. Hang everyone. Slow drivers, the people in charge of the weather that generates short dark cold wintry days, overly chirpy breakfast presenters on the wireless, lefties, Clegg, Merkel, Sarkozy (twice, greasy frog oaf), Surralecfergusssson, Emille Sinclair for scoring an equaliser on Saturday, the bloke on the market yesterday who didn't see the joke in me covering up his half a million Chelsea, Man U & Man C calendars with the only three Leicester City calendars on his stall, shop assistants who block whole aisles with themselves + a trolley whilst they chat about last night's escapades, and anyone who crosses my path today. Grumble f****ing grumble indeed.

All might be released on appeal tomorrow hopefully, or when I feel like it. :evil:

veronese68

bompington wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

If I were to put a +1 to every post I agree with there'd be a lot of +1s.
This might be considered a bit extreme by some, but what if we take the most extremist 10% from each group of people, be it religious, political, merchant bankers, RLJers, Jeremy Clarkson and what have you and just kill them. The people left over would have a much more pleasant time without all these lunatics banging on. It would also help with population control.

It goes without saying that anyone who advocates killing 10% of the population must be among the most extreme 10%...

Oh yes, I fully appreciate that I'm in the top 10% of the people that advocate killing the top 10% group. Probably a few others as well, smart alec urine extracting bankers being one.

veronese68

CiB wrote:

Grumpy bleeder today, so sadly for you lot it's everyone. Hang everyone. Slow drivers, the people in charge of the weather that generates short dark cold wintry days, overly chirpy breakfast presenters on the wireless, lefties, Clegg, Merkel, Sarkozy (twice, greasy frog oaf), Surralecfergusssson, Emille Sinclair for scoring an equaliser on Saturday, the bloke on the market yesterday who didn't see the joke in me covering up his half a million Chelsea, Man U & Man C calendars with the only three Leicester City calendars on his stall, shop assistants who block whole aisles with themselves + a trolley whilst they chat about last night's escapades, and anyone who crosses my path today. Grumble f****ing grumble indeed.

All might be released on appeal tomorrow hopefully, or when I feel like it. :evil:

Excellent, you make me seem like a well balanced and tolerant individual.
I must confess I can't watch Grumpy Old Men on telly because I want to join in. And another thing...

tailwindhome

The 57% of voters who said they supported Cameron's veto in Europe.

On the reasonable assumption that they don't know what a veto is, couldn't pick Europe out on a map but know that their grandfather didn't fight Hitler so that we could give up the pound.

rjsterry

Rick Chasey wrote:

W1 wrote:

clarkey cat wrote:

People that park in Mother and Baby spaces when they don't have babies.

You mean mother and child? It's why I always take my mum shopping with me.

Hah! I was thinking more