Christmas stocking

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Here's a question for the forum massive: What would you like to see in your Xmas stocking this year?
Here's a question for the forum massive: What would you like to see in your Xmas stocking this year?
Jeff Jones
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momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
Or would settle for a nice £800 crosser with kit to convert into a fast and light tourer and the clothing and kit to use it for whatever I might want to. Plus a few other things I'm too polite to mention on here yet as I'm new to the forum so not sure how far I can go!!
Philanderer... poor old Hattie
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Love n hugs
DD
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Santa, I'll have what he's having!
Failing that I'd like a titanium seat post and some flash pedals for my 'best bike'.
MTB; http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12695499
Something I will never do justice; viewtopic.php?f=40044&t=12809333
What I've asked for - as many Open University vouchers as my loved ones will buy, so I can actually afford to carry on studying.
Oh, well. One day I'll have that bike of my dreams.
Not asking for much are you :roll: Greedy [email protected]
Canyon Aeroad 7.0 summer missile
Trek 2.1 winter hack
Can we fix it?
Yes we can!
Summer B,man Team Carbon LE#222
Winter Alan Top Cross
All rounder Spec. Allez.
A big box of sleep and peace and quiet to be washed down with copius amounts of ale and fed by the hugest bag of pggy feet imaginable would be next.
Or Nina from Nina and the Neurons bearing gifts of the second request.
If we're going for kids presenters I'd have to go for Sarah-Jane Honeywell!
Can we fix it?
Yes we can!
The Complete Partridge Boxset.
A white chocolate orange.
David
Where can I buy this amazing game?
I don't think a children's TV presenter would fit inside a stocking. However I'm pretty sure these would
http://www.wiggle.co.uk/speedplay-zero- ... am-pedals/
Any other stupidly high priced but small cycling gear will do
Coming soon to a toyshop near you....or maybe not. Also in the same range: "Sepp Blatter's Subbuteo", possibly the most low-tech football game ever invented.
Actually, this is the board game I'd like to get for Christmas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6_5A6eKbNc
David
Indeed; there can't be many things in life more satisfying or rewarding than a trawl through some of Steve Coogan's old material. Although News International employees probably know all about that.
David
And we all know how lovely, kind, gentle, sweet, well mannered, and generally wonderful the divine Miss P is.
Nina and Miss P bearing me gifts of ale and piggy feet before making sure the fire is blazing away nicely and exiting the room silently before occasionally returning stealth Ninja/Geisha like to re-fill my glass and bowl of piggy bits before leaving again ad letting me watch The Great Escape, On Her Majesty's Secret Service (with the divine young Diana Rigg) and from Russia With Love (with the equally as divine Daniella Bianchi) With no interruptions.
Nina from Nina and the Neurons. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Nina. She's lovely. And she's a scientist too. And appears in panto. What more could you anyone want?
And she said the word "poo" while explaining how bowels the work the other day and kept a straight face.
I heard on the grapevine that Berlusconi once invited her to a bunga bunga party with George Clooney and Mario Balotelli but she turned him down saying that he was a tw4t and she had no desire to see Angela Merckel's foo foo (which at the end is quite understandable). Or so I heard. Allegedly.
I'll fight you for her, unless of course she appreciates I'm the far better specimen of the male example.
Seriously though, pretty well got all I need in real terms, I'd just love "Santa" to provide my daughter with a proper career opportunity, She works bloody hard and deserves a break.
The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
at?
What could be a sensible present idea thread has turned into so pre pubescent ramblings and quite pathetic simpering...
Back to reality...
Simple things like De Feet Dura gloves, more Assos chamois cream, and DHB headband (sadly changed with a garish logo, but my old one is great and I can't find anything better as th gore ones have huge labels apparently).
Could do with some green swissstops, but I think the buyers may baulk at the price...