How Fast have youbeen on your bike ?

LeicesterLad

b16 b3n wrote:

Redhog14 wrote:

b16 b3n wrote:

thecrofter wrote:

b16 b3n wrote:

48mph down a local hill near me. That was my limit before I bottled it and realised I was on a full carbon bike as there was a few potholes

Another example of not reading the whole thread before responding......

The title of the thread is how fast have you been on your bike? So i responded.

The title wasnt, how fast have you been on your bike and ill tell you if your correct.

or did i read it incorrect?

sort of as the point by crofter was; did you read the Thread before posting, not did you read the title. but good for you 48mph is perfectly respectable, now where's the proof?

Leave it with me and it can be arranged as ones go pro is in your Wifes stocking for me!

In consecutive days you have managed to offend a whole lotta people on here, the whole gay community, and went to the trouble of creating a new account to try and hide your actions. You are doing well.

Peddle Up!

Chuck Norris rides with neutrinos sucking at his rear wheel.

Matt the Tester

waddington, trough of bowland, around 50MPH also gone flat out down parbold at maybe 40ish.

mikeharris666

Pross wrote:

CHRISNOIR wrote:

Pross wrote:

Whoosh

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What was that?! It sounds like a bike travelling at 77mph...

Yep - but when I hit my fastest speed of 785mph it makes a boom

You probably need to recalibrate, the speed of sound in air is more like 767mph

briantrumpet

Mikeharris666 wrote:

You probably need to recalibrate, the speed of sound in air is more like 767mph

Carbon air is lighter and therefore faster.

Team4Luke

58mph never ever ever again, I was younger and stupid. It aint worth it.

30mph max now with brakes on.

outcastjack

49.2 mph is my record, but i came off my bike at a little over 30mph earlier today, frickin hell it hurts, could be a while before i get the guts to go for 50...

LeicesterLad

FFS.

thecrofter

Where's that double facepalm picture..........

Pross

Mikeharris666 wrote:

Pross wrote:

CHRISNOIR wrote:

Pross wrote:

Whoosh

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
What was that?! It sounds like a bike travelling at 77mph...

Yep - but when I hit my fastest speed of 785mph it makes a boom

You probably need to recalibrate, the speed of sound in air is more like 767mph

It takes account that I was riding uphill at 70,000 feet at the time. My peak speed was 785mph, the boom may have occurred just before as I accelerated up a short section of 25% road. My eyes were watering a bit at that point so it was hard to tell

sfichele

Where's that double facepalm picture..........

sfichele wrote:

lemoncurd wrote:

Already posted this link but here it is again.

Looks like a problem with this model of cycle computer, here's another thread from a cyclist using the same computer that also managed to get to 77mph. Doubt that's a coincidence, sounds like a bug.

Atech F13

Oh dear!

Kieran_Burns

thecrofter wrote:

Where's that double facepalm picture..........

We have moved on..

Feltup

I went fast once or was it twice? Not as fast as some but definitely faster than others. My mate in Zambia told me I was really fast and he's a cheater. I think one day I might go faster but then there will probably be a head wind so I will go slower, them's the brakes.

sfichele

Where's that faceplant picture..........

MattC59

Yossie

I went so fast I overtook myself coming the other way on my way to work this morning.

I was looking kinda handsome and pro (well, both of me were) so I didn't mind too much.

Yossie

b16 b3n wrote:

48mph down a local hill near me. That was my limit before I bottled it and realised I was on a full carbon bike as there was a few potholes

Just out of interest, fag mph or hetero mph? Would hetero mph be faster as its more, well, manly and can fight and drink and kill meat?

Either way, not very fast really .......

MattC59

JesseD

52mph, on the glide down to Aberystwyth years ago, nowadays I am more sensible so my speed is closer to my age.

LeicesterLad

JesseD wrote:

52mph, on the glide down to Aberystwyth years ago, nowadays I am more sensible so my speed is closer to my age.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Right, where is the 'suicide' emoticon?

Feltup

McBain_v1

I managed 22mph down to 0mph in under 1 second thanks to a ruddy dog running into the road - can anyone beat that for a deceleration?

bompington

McBain_v1 wrote:

I managed 22mph down to 0mph in under 1 second thanks to a ruddy dog running into the road - can anyone beat that for a deceleration?

Yes, but unfortunately my computer was one of the things that was broken by the impact so I have no proof

McBain_v1

bompington wrote:

McBain_v1 wrote:

I managed 22mph down to 0mph in under 1 second thanks to a ruddy dog running into the road - can anyone beat that for a deceleration?

Yes, but unfortunately my computer was one of the things that was broken by the impact so I have no proof

It's not a record that I would recommend trying to break - my own sudden stop resulted in a torrent of abuse directed at the dog walker that almost saw me get a police caution :oops:

b16 b3n

Yossie wrote:

b16 b3n wrote:

48mph down a local hill near me. That was my limit before I bottled it and realised I was on a full carbon bike as there was a few potholes

Just out of interest, fag mph or hetero mph? Would hetero mph be faster as its more, well, manly and can fight and drink and kill meat?

Either way, not very fast really .......

whats your point? really....

mikeharris666

b16 b3n wrote:

Yossie wrote:

b16 b3n wrote:

48mph down a local hill near me. That was my limit before I bottled it and realised I was on a full carbon bike as there was a few potholes

Just out of interest, fag mph or hetero mph? Would hetero mph be faster as its more, well, manly and can fight and drink and kill meat?

Either way, not very fast really .......

whats your point? really....

bn - what are you on about - - this thread is about how fast you have been (allegedly)

andy46

When I got home from work last night I checked my computer as I got home in record time. Max speed 147.6 mph!!!

I think something, somewhere has gone wrong with it.

masterchef

been down a hill at 60mph pooped myself nearly, not done that for a while...
(go that fast i mean;)....)

briantrumpet

10 PRINT "ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
20 PRINT "Went down a hill at [random speed +/- unbelievability quotient]
30 GOTO 10

Gizmodo

This thread makes me laugh - if anyone is looking for the secret to eternal life, just look at this thread. I don't think it will ever die.

Forums are a bit like a conversation in the pub - they start off one way but soon change direction and meander down their own path. Meanwhile people keep arriving half way through the conversation who have missed all the twists and turns. The only difference is that on a forum they've not excuse for having missed the twists because they are there to read - they just CBA.