This may very well be the greatest thread on bikeradar!

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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    Greg66 wrote:
    I must be getting old. I lasted to page 7 before giving up due to the tedium.

    Attention Seeker Meets The Prep School Boys.

    I made it to page 6, sounds like I didn't miss much on the next one. Can anyone summarise pages 8-50?
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Greg66 wrote:

    Attention Seeker

    +1 :wink:

    Aren't prep schools posh? ! :?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Greg66 wrote:
    I must be getting old. I lasted to page 7 before giving up due to the tedium.

    Attention Seeker Meets The Prep School Boys.

    You made it to page 7!? And I made the thread.

    What were you like in your hey day? Lawyers aye! :wink:
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What were you like in your hey day? Lawyers aye! :wink:

    Oi, sonny! Watch yer fecking tenses!

    "Were" indeed... grumble grumble...
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    (With the exception of LiT who was directly cited in this thread and I completely understand her response)

    What is with all the snooty? Some of you are acting like you go to bed with a hole cut into the middle of your trousers. Seriously lighten up.

    I'm not expecting to have a deep and meaningful, loving, thoughtful and enlightening experience with a thread titled "gash". Crude lewd things are typed I giggle a little, the sun shines and the World keeps spinning.

    It's ok to seperate smut from the clean stuff and like both. Porn is not the devil. Filth and smut can be enjoyable.

    Or

    Did you walk out of the Inbetweeners movie when jay gave himself "The Stranger" complete with clunge simulating ham?


    Ooooo matron.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Greg66 wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What were you like in your hey day? Lawyers aye! :wink:

    Oi, sonny! Watch yer fecking tenses!

    "Were" indeed... grumble grumble...
    :lol::lol::lol:
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    (With the exception of LiT who was directly cited in this thread and I completely understand her response)

    What is with all the snooty? Some of you are acting like you go to bed with a hole cut into the middle of your trousers. Seriously lighten up.

    I'm not expecting to have a deep and meaningful, loving, thoughtful and enlightening experience with a thread titled "gash". Crude lewd things are typed I giggle a little, the sun shines and the World keeps spinning.

    It's ok to seperate smut from the clean stuff and like both. Porn is not the devil. Filth and smut can be enjoyable.

    Or

    Did you walk out of the Inbetweeners movie when jay gave himself "The Stranger" complete with clunge simulating ham?


    Ooooo matron.

    My complaint was that it was poor quality smut given the promising title. I was expecting great things but it was decidedly mediocre :cry:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    dhope wrote:

    My complaint was that it was poor quality smut given the promising title. I was expecting great things but it was decidedly mediocre :cry:

    Lol, it is a cyling based forum with 'chat' forums attached. How much smut were you expecting? :shock:
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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    dhope wrote:

    My complaint was that it was poor quality smut given the promising title. I was expecting great things but it was decidedly mediocre :cry:

    Lol, it is a cyling based forum with 'chat' forums attached. How much smut were you expecting? :shock:

    Lots judging by your search keyword :wink:
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    JZed wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    dhope wrote:

    My complaint was that it was poor quality smut given the promising title. I was expecting great things but it was decidedly mediocre :cry:

    Lol, it is a cyling based forum with 'chat' forums attached. How much smut were you expecting? :shock:

    Lots judging by your search keyword :wink:

    Hahahaha

    I... er... um was searching for the 'three words during sex' and the 'three words after sex' threads.


    I had thought of a gem.
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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopi ... &start=260

    DDD: thanks I haven't seen this before - I find this more amusing that the MTB thread,
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    bails87 wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    JZed wrote:
    iPete's still over in MTB fighting the commuting corner.

    Its like watching someone try to teach homophobic gibbons to use cutlery. :wink:

    Hilarious?

    Hilarious initially but with depressingly predictable results...
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    notsoblue wrote:
    bails87 wrote:
    notsoblue wrote:
    JZed wrote:
    iPete's still over in MTB fighting the commuting corner.

    Its like watching someone try to teach homophobic gibbons to use cutlery. :wink:

    Hilarious?

    Hilarious initially but with depressingly predictable results...
    I don't think the thread was hilarious, but I think the gibbon thing would be, until someone got a fork in the eye.
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I... er... um was searching for the 'three words during sex' and the 'three words after sex' threads.


    I had thought of a gem.

    "Have you started?"/"Nearly there now"/"Smell my fingers"

    "I feel ill"/"Nice weather outside"/"What's on TV?"
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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    DDD here's the during

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12667319&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=100&sid=c2ac99ad5a913f21f1e135810dad4fff
  • thefilbertfox
    thefilbertfox Posts: 91
    Another good thread in Crudcatcher...
    http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12785394&start=0[/quote]
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  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    dhope wrote:
    My complaint was that it was poor quality smut given the promising title. I was expecting great things but it was decidedly mediocre :cry:

    Absolutely!

    I do seem to recall the mtb lot having an exceptional thread devoted to photographs of young ladies with their bicycles, however. That was topical, entertaining and informative.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 16,998
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    (With the exception of LiT who was directly cited in this thread and I completely understand her response)

    What is with all the snooty? Some of you are acting like you go to bed with a hole cut into the middle of your trousers. Seriously lighten up.
    Its not that its offensive DDD, its just purile and deeply unfunny. Remember Beavis and Butthead? I never liked that either.

    Its perfectly possible to be coarse and/or non-PC with an element of wit.

    Besides, don't do yourself down; at least 5 of the top 10 funnies threads on BR were started by you, and the other five are all on the commuting section.

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