This may very well be the greatest thread on bikeradar!
DonDaddyD
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A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
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...and it's taken you over 3 months to find it? You need to get out (of the commmuting section) a bit more often
Well worth a read though
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
The question i wanted answering was answered after the 1st question - cant be bothered to read the rest."If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills0 -
MissBint37 wrote:Gazlar wrote:Dear Binty and Kitty. Many ladies are not fond of coarse language, especiallywhen describing the pudendum. For example many find the southern term "cant" terribly bothersome. What I would like to know is what is your favoured word for a "lady garden" and would you find it disturbing if a gentleman companion were to use such vulgar terminology when escorting you to the box social?
FLAPS
that is all.
Greatest post ever, until this:MissBint37 wrote:supersonic wrote:What does man juice taste like? I hear it is very good for you and should be swallowed every time.
Can vary depending on what a bloke has eaten. I have to be honest, I don't love it, but, I can take one for the team as it were on occasion!
And they keep coming!
Why can't LiT and the girls here answer questions like that. Rubbish, I'm gonna get me a mountain bike.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Never seen this, thank you for bringing it to my attention, funniest thread I've read on any forum.I ache, therefore I am.0
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DonDaddyD wrote:
Why can't LiT and the girls here answer questions like that. Rubbish, I'm gonna get me a mountain bike.
I normally skip the MTB forum - now i too am thinking of getting one. "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."
PX Kaffenback 2 = Work Horse
B-Twin Alur 700 = Sundays and Hills0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
Interesting highlight in the link there, DDD; did you find what you were looking for?
More illuminating than the recent 'ask dibble' thread, for sure.Location: ciderspace0 -
Bernard Matthews turkey ham!0
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Childish wankRule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:...and it's taken you over 3 months to find it? You need to get out (of the commmuting section) a bit more often
Well worth a read though
Ah, commuters.. slow by nature...0 -
Tedious.0
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Youlot wouldn't know a sense of humour if it were a brompton being thrown in your face!
Leave the commuting section it's a bright world out there!!0 -
You haven't got a good Brompton throwing in you!Loving life in rural SW France
Orange 5 Pro
Ribble Audax
On One Scandal 29er0 -
mountain bikes are for bumders0
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Bumders rule ok.0
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itboffin wrote:Childish wank
Considering you look like a tree hugging hippee in your avatar, looks like you need more childish wank as a child to be normal.0 -
iPete wrote:p.s. Briggo buy the chesty mount, you get much better sense of speed!
I know mate, its weird how it does that.
The chest mount can be extremely juddery though, so pros and cons for both, but yeah it's been ordered anyway
In addition I've ordered the roll bar mount to get some interesting angles.0 -
It's not to bad, top tip (not done it yet), mount it upside down so it points down the trails more and less at your bars. The Roll Bar mount is wicked, so much better than the handlebar mount.0
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iPete wrote:mountain bikes are for bumders
Mountain Bikes = Hetrosexual
Commute Bike = Metrosexual / Bi Currious
Road Bike = Homosexual
End of discussion0 -
Pudseyp wrote:iPete wrote:mountain bikes are for bumders
Mountain Bikes = Hetrosexual
Commute Bike = Metrosexual / Bi Currious
Road Bike = Homosexual
End of discussion
Pretty sure it's the mtb'ers that like to get covered in the brown stuff?
2 girls 1 cup?
Just a day in the office for those guys.0 -
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MaxwellBygraves wrote:
I have and it doesn't involve a basket or paniers.....0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Why can't LiT and the girls here answer questions like that. Rubbish, I'm gonna get me a mountain bike.
I don't care for being coarse. Unladylike and unnecessary.
I'm sure it's enjoyed by a certain market, but not one I'm targeting.0 -
what she said ^^^0
