This may very well be the greatest thread on bikeradar!

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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    moonio wrote:
    my punani hurts

    :roll:
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 62,011
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    moonio wrote:
    my punani hurts

    :roll:
    :lol: PMSL

    DDD, we look forward to seeing in the 'MTB Buying Advice' section of the forum. Once you've bought one, we can introduce you to some of the dirty* burds who like to ride mountain bikes.

    * They get a bit muddy you see :mrgreen:
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    moonio wrote:
    my punani hurts

    :roll:

    Slightly different kettle of fish there, isn't it.

    :roll: yourself.
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    Quick glance and I'm unimpressed so far. The title had such promise :(

    The most entertaining bit has been the highlight in the URL that DDD provided. Busted much?
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,922
    dhope wrote:
    Quick glance and I'm unimpressed so far. The title had such promise :(

    The most entertaining bit has been the highlight in the URL that DDD provided. Busted much?

    +1

    Also enjoyed ITB's more pithy summary and the oversensitive response from the MTBers.
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  • moonio
    moonio Posts: 802
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    moonio wrote:
    my punani hurts

    :roll:
    That thread was about a very real problem which had been ongoing for about 6 months and was resolved through advice about a better, thinner saddle..
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    dhope wrote:
    The most entertaining bit has been the highlight in the URL that DDD provided. Busted much?

    ^^^^this - DDD what were you hoping on finding?
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,922
    A desperate last search before mini-DDD renders the idea a sad and distant memory?
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  • snooks
    snooks Posts: 1,521
    JZed wrote:
    dhope wrote:
    The most entertaining bit has been the highlight in the URL that DDD provided. Busted much?

    ^^^^this - DDD what were you hoping on finding?

    La la la....he can't hear you....if he doesn't respond, it didn't happen :D
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  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    This may very well be the most overblown claim on bikeradar!

    Promised so much, delivered so little.
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    Jonny_Trousers wrote:
    He may very well be the most overblown claim on bikeradar!

    Promised so much, delivered so little.

    That's DDD
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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    MonkeyMonster wrote:
    Jonny_Trousers wrote:
    He may very well be the most overblown claim on bikeradar!

    Promised so much, delivered so little.

    That's DDD

    Hang on I though Col Du Balham Hill was the most overblown claim on bikeradar - promising so much but delivering so little.
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Speaking for myself, I was in stitches at times reading it. Enough was enough after about 10 pages tho'.
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    iPete seems to be having fun over in MTB

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12800721&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    JZed wrote:
    iPete seems to be having fun over in MTB

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12800721&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,922
    They're a friendly bunch aren't they. Thankfully the few MTBers I know aren't such third-rate frat boys.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Why is there no dedicated section of the forum for CX banter???
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,922
    I thought CX was just what roadies did in the off season (if they were so inclined). Is there a CX sub section over in Road?
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    itboffin wrote:
    Why is there no dedicated section of the forum for CX banter???

    Fetlife?
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    itboffin wrote:
    Why is there no dedicated section of the forum for CX banter???

    Hard Candy?

    (too far?)
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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,497
    Bet the advertisers love threads like that.

    "Grill the gash...anal, snigger, snigger, flaps, snigger... HTC Wildfire £15.50 pm on O2."
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    iPete's still over in MTB fighting the commuting corner.
  • iPete
    iPete Posts: 6,076
    Stick a form in me, I'm done! There was me thinking mountain bikers were the cool kids, don't go and feed the trolls... :lol:
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    JZed wrote:
    iPete's still over in MTB fighting the commuting corner.

    Its like watching someone try to teach homophobic gibbons to use cutlery. :wink:
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  • mossychops
    mossychops Posts: 262
    lost_in_thought wrote:

    Slightly different kettle of fish there, isn't it.

    hehe, snigger, chortle.....never heard it called that before.....guffaw, haha, teehee
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    mossychops wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:

    Slightly different kettle of fish there, isn't it.

    hehe, snigger, chortle.....never heard it called that before.....guffaw, haha, teehee

    :lol::lol::lol:
    Food Chain number = 4

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  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Why can't LiT and the girls here answer questions like that. Rubbish, I'm gonna get me a mountain bike.

    I don't care for being coarse. Unladylike and unnecessary.

    I'm sure it's enjoyed by a certain market, but not one I'm targeting.

    Ask Sheepsteeth about his neccessary.....
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Pudseyp wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Why can't LiT and the girls here answer questions like that. Rubbish, I'm gonna get me a mountain bike.

    I don't care for being coarse. Unladylike and unnecessary.

    I'm sure it's enjoyed by a certain market, but not one I'm targeting.

    Ask Sheepsteeth about his neccessary.....

    Is that like a necessary?

    And no thanks.

    lost_in_thought wrote:


    Slightly different kettle of fish there, isn't it.
    mossychops wrote:

    hehe, snigger, chortle.....never heard it called that before.....guffaw, haha, teehee

    Oh dear... poor choice of phrasing from me! >.<
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    notsoblue wrote:
    JZed wrote:
    iPete's still over in MTB fighting the commuting corner.

    Its like watching someone try to teach homophobic gibbons to use cutlery. :wink:

    Hilarious?
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    I must be getting old. I lasted to page 7 before giving up due to the tedium.

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