Bought me some Soreen

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  • zenistar
    zenistar Posts: 75
    Just informed my next visitor to the office from the UK that I expect half a crate of Soreen!
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  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    clarkey cat wrote:
    with extra mature cheddar

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  • Wrath Rob
    Wrath Rob Posts: 2,918
    Philistines the lot of you.

    Toasted with butter only. The only way to eat it.

    Mind you, Nutella makes a good stab and the number 2 spot...
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  • Mr Sworld
    Mr Sworld Posts: 703
    Wrath Rob wrote:

    Toasted with butter only. The only way to eat it.

    Toasted. TOASTED!

    Burn him! Burn the witch!
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    Wrath Rob wrote:
    Philistines the lot of you.

    Toasted with butter only. The only way to eat it.

    Mind you, Nutella makes a good stab and the number 2 spot...

    TOASTED!!!

    God damn you man, what kind of heathen are you!

    :lol:
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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Paul E wrote:
    Now you see, I like cheese and I like malt loaf, but I can't quite imagine the combo.

    Describe please

    You like to read the stories huh . . . .

    The malt loaf has the sweet/savoury juxtaposition going on before you start to caress it with butter. The mouth feel is improved through the liberal rubbing of the fat. The saltyness of the cheese brings the whole experience to a climax as all the three parties come together to fulfill the promise of the soreen cheese sandwich.

    You should try it.
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    You like to read the stories huh . . . .

    The malt loaf has the sweet/savoury juxtaposition going on before you start to caress it with butter. The mouth feel is improved through the liberal rubbing of the fat. The saltyness of the cheese brings the whole experience to a climax as all the three parties come together to fulfill the promise of the soreen cheese sandwich.

    You should try it.

    I agree - the cheese (crumbly mature cheddar is best) really cuts through the delicious fruity gackiness - which is lubricated by the butter. Would go well with a Cotes du Rhone - just under room temperature.
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  • Paul E
    Paul E Posts: 2,052
    Greg T wrote:
    Paul E wrote:
    Now you see, I like cheese and I like malt loaf, but I can't quite imagine the combo.

    Describe please

    You like to read the stories huh . . . .

    The malt loaf has the sweet/savoury juxtaposition going on before you start to caress it with butter. The mouth feel is improved through the liberal rubbing of the fat. The saltyness of the cheese brings the whole experience to a climax as all the three parties come together to fulfill the promise of the soreen cheese sandwich.

    You should try it.


    mmmm good story
  • kelsen
    kelsen Posts: 2,003
    Greg T wrote:
    Paul E wrote:
    Now you see, I like cheese and I like malt loaf, but I can't quite imagine the combo.

    Describe please

    You like to read the stories huh . . . .

    The malt loaf has the sweet/savoury juxtaposition going on before you start to caress it with butter. The mouth feel is improved through the liberal rubbing of the fat. The saltyness of the cheese brings the whole experience to a climax as all the three parties come together to fulfill the promise of the soreen cheese sandwich.

    You should try it.

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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Greg T wrote:
    Paul E wrote:
    Now you see, I like cheese and I like malt loaf, but I can't quite imagine the combo.

    Describe please

    You like to read the stories huh . . . .

    The malt loaf has the sweet/savoury juxtaposition going on before you start to caress it with butter. The mouth feel is improved through the liberal rubbing of the fat. The saltyness of the cheese brings the whole experience to a climax as all the three parties come together to fulfill the promise of the soreen cheese sandwich.

    You should try it.

    Go on...
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Is there no thread on this damn board that makes me want to go and buy something?
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  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    You too? :shock: :lol:
  • Paul E
    Paul E Posts: 2,052
    want more story, now......
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    mossychops wrote:
    I also somehow have got the song Jolene (by Dolly Parton) in my head and keep singing "soreen, soreen, soreeeeeen, soreen"

    try this one
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSx5IWSjL_0

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    Maybe a slice of soreen might be more appropriate
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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    Paul E wrote:
    want more story, now......

    You've had enough for today.

    Now back in the box.....
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Clever Pun wrote:
    mossychops wrote:
    I also somehow have got the song Jolene (by Dolly Parton) in my head and keep singing "soreen, soreen, soreeeeeen, soreen"

    try this one
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSx5IWSjL_0

    a cookie for anyone who knows her previous band without looking it up

    Maybe a slice of soreen might be more appropriate

    Used to quite like Daisy Chainsaw. :D

    Edit: Another version worth a listen:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlDgXi8EKxg
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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    Used to quite like Daisy Chainsaw. :D

    Are we mixing our thread topics now . . . . ?

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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    Is there no thread on this damn board that makes me want to go and buy something?

    Release the inner geek:

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  • saintdracula
    saintdracula Posts: 232
    Uh oh,

    Bought 6 for 2 quid.
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    twice i have been in a supermarket this week and twice i have forgotten the sorren... I'm going back out.
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    saintdracula wrote:
    Uh oh,

    Bought 6 for 2 quid.

    Whoa, where?!
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  • asprilla
    asprilla Posts: 8,440
    Mrs A bought me some banana soreen this week. Not tried it yet, but I'll report back when I do.
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  • medoramas
    medoramas Posts: 202
    Confusedboy wrote:
    Nutella. No way. Cottage Cheese and Rasberry Jam is the way to go.

    Yeeeah!!! Especially the 5 Fruit edition :)
  • medoramas
    medoramas Posts: 202
    Confusedboy wrote:
    Nutella. No way. Cottage Cheese and Rasberry Jam is the way to go.
  • mkirby
    mkirby Posts: 365
    Am i the only person who hates the stuff. Just looking at the packet makes me retch.

    Your not normal you lot, really your not.
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    mkirby wrote:
    Am i the only person who hates the stuff. Just looking at the packet makes me retch.

    Your not normal you lot, really your not.

    Bet you dont like Marmite either.
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    nicklouse wrote:
    mkirby wrote:
    Am i the only person who hates the stuff. Just looking at the packet makes me retch.

    Your not normal you lot, really your not.

    Bet you dont like Marmite either.

    Soreen and Marmite?
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  • mkirby
    mkirby Posts: 365
    nicklouse wrote:
    mkirby wrote:
    Am i the only person who hates the stuff. Just looking at the packet makes me retch.

    Your not normal you lot, really your not.

    Bet you dont like Marmite either.

    Never tried it but I'm guessing no.
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    nicklouse wrote:
    mkirby wrote:
    Am i the only person who hates the stuff. Just looking at the packet makes me retch.

    Your not normal you lot, really your not.

    Bet you dont like Marmite either.

    *That* is the devils shit, don't dare to bring malt loaf down near it please.
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    notsoblue wrote:
    nicklouse wrote:
    mkirby wrote:
    Am i the only person who hates the stuff. Just looking at the packet makes me retch.

    Your not normal you lot, really your not.

    Bet you dont like Marmite either.

    Soreen and Marmite?

    I like Soreen and I like Marmite, but which one is better...there's only one way to find out!















    Try them both together :wink:
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