The Embankment scavenger hunt

greg66_tri_v2.0

Embankment riders:

cjcp friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex
iPete
JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube
notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall
pitchshifter > Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.
willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag
Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover
Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; usually hosting a Disney-sized cast of other woodland animals about his person (read: coat) > approach with caution - Ahem - And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs adorned with furry trousers - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.
Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts
clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts
Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag
JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack
Mr_Ribble
Timmyflash
theotherme
Keyser__Soze
Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Adonis like appearance, seemingly radiating light around him; stylish monotone red or blue clothing - a hunter's eyes allied to a predator's turn of speed and more cunning that a fox who is Professor of cunning at etc.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle.
lastant
cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover
richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover
hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...
Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)
rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips
Tricycleboy- Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.

Some proper factual editing

willy b

If somebody off that list doesn't get spotted tonight i'll be amazed!

I'm be along there around 5:20ish, and will be joining in the fun at Blackfriars. See you all there!

Greg T

Embankment riders:

cjcp friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex
iPete
JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube
notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall
pitchshifter > Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.
willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag
Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover
Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs (X2) - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.
Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts and Massive - you think you are drafting him but he's half a mile up the road
clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts
Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag
JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack
Mr_Ribble
Timmyflash
theotherme
Keyser__Soze
Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Bacchus like appearance, radiating light entertainment and musical theatre around him; 1980's monotone red or blue clothing - wang eyes allied to an incubator's turn of speed and more chafing than a bag of steel drill swarf in your chamois creme.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle - but no trouble at all in keeping up.
lastant
cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover
richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover
hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...
Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)
rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips
Tricycleboy- Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.

Counter editing - In Vino veritas etc

MonkeyMonster

Greg T wrote:

Counter editing - In Vino veritas etc

Took you ages

greg66_tri_v2.0

Embankment riders:

cjcp friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex
iPete
JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube
notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall
pitchshifter > Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.
willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag
Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover
Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs (X2) - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.
Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts and Massive - you think you are drafting him but he's half a mile up the road
clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts
Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag
JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack
Mr_Ribble
Timmyflash
theotherme
Keyser__Soze
Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Bacchus like appearance, radiating light entertainment and musical theatre around him; 1980's monotone red or blue clothing - wang eyes allied to an incubator's turn of speed and more chafing than a bag of steel drill swarf in your chamois creme.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle - but no trouble at all in keeping up becasue he teases them by riding only just out of their reach.
lastant
cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover
richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover
hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...
Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)
rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips
Tricycleboy- Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.

This could go on for some time...

And do you know how long it took me to embolden all the names?

ETA: my OCD got the better of me.

Kieran_Burns

GregT sounds like ManBearPig according to that.

clarkey cat

embolden - now that's a word not used enough.

jzed

Gets popcorn - pages Boffin to the thread.

richVSrich

i quite liked the emboldening of names

Greg T

Greg66 wrote:

Embankment riders:

cjcp friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex
iPete JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube
notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall
pitchshifter > Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.
willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag
Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover
Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs (X2) - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.
Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts and Massive - you think you are drafting him but he's half a mile up the road
clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts
Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag
JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack
Mr_RibbleTimmyflash
theothermeKeyser__Soze
Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Bacchus like appearance, radiating light entertainment and musical theatre around him; 1980's monotone red or blue clothing - wang eyes allied to an incubator's turn of speed and more chafing than a bag of steel drill swarf in your chamois creme.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle - but no trouble at all in keeping up becasue he teases them by riding only just out of their reach.
lastant cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover
richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover
hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...
Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)
rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips
Tricycleboy- Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.

This could go on for some time...

And do you know how long it took me to embolden all the names?

Not that long . . .

Do you use your computer or a highlighter on that big telly on your desk?

rjsterry

Greg66 wrote:

Embankment riders:

cjcp friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex
iPete
JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube
notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall
pitchshifter > Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.
willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag
Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover
Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs (X2) - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.
Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts and Massive - you think you are drafting him but he's half a mile up the road
clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts
Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag
JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack
Mr_Ribble
Timmyflash
theotherme
Keyser__Soze
Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Bacchus like appearance, radiating light entertainment and musical theatre around him; 1980's monotone red or blue clothing - wang eyes allied to an incubator's turn of speed and more chafing than a bag of steel drill swarf in your chamois creme.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle - but no trouble at all in keeping up becasue he teases them by riding only just out of their reach.
lastant
cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover
richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover
hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...
Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)
rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips
Tricycleboy- Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.

This could go on for some time...

And do you know how long it took me to embolden all the names?

ETA: my OCD got the better of me.

Is this what you meant?

Koncordski

Holy resurrected thread batman!

For the benefit of some new bods that are now doing this route....

willy b

Greg66 wrote:

Embankment riders:

cjcp friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex
iPete
JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube
notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall
pitchshifter > Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.
willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero/Old Bianchi Sprint 28c SS - Bianchi Green > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag
Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover
Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs (X2) - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.
Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts and Massive - you think you are drafting him but he's half a mile up the road
clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts
Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag
JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack
Mr_Ribble
Timmyflash
theotherme
Keyser__Soze
Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Bacchus like appearance, radiating light entertainment and musical theatre around him; 1980's monotone red or blue clothing - wang eyes allied to an incubator's turn of speed and more chafing than a bag of steel drill swarf in your chamois creme.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle - but no trouble at all in keeping up becasue he teases them by riding only just out of their reach.
lastant
cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover
richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover
hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...
Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)
rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips
Tricycleboy- Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.

Bike now added

Paul E

paul e - Dark silver/Light silver Massi Singla Roadie > grey/black michelin krylions > orange/silver camelbak > red/white sworks lid > various jerseys but most likely either black shorts or black endura baggies. I hit the embankment later though around 9 ish and much later past 8pm

pangolin

Updated a bit more

Embankment riders:

cjcp friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex
iPete
JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube
notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall
pitchshifter > Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.
willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero/Old Bianchi Sprint 28c SS - Bianchi Green > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag
Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover
Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs (X2) - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.
Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts and Massive - you think you are drafting him but he's half a mile up the road
clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts
Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag
JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack
Mr_Ribble
Timmyflash
theotherme
Keyser__Soze
Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Bacchus like appearance, radiating light entertainment and musical theatre around him; 1980's monotone red or blue clothing - wang eyes allied to an incubator's turn of speed and more chafing than a bag of steel drill swarf in your chamois creme.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle - but no trouble at all in keeping up becasue he teases them by riding only just out of their reach.
lastant
cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover
richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover
hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...
Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)
rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips
Tricycleboy- Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.
paul e - Dark silver/Light silver Massi Singla Roadie > grey/black michelin krylions > orange/silver camelbak > red/white sworks lid > various jerseys but most likely either black shorts or black endura baggies. I hit the embankment later though around 9 ish and much later past 8pm
pangolin - Silver Charge Plug FG with bullhorns. Largeish, blonde usually no helmet. Baggy shorts over lycra. Camelbak rucksack. Embankment 8:10 - 8:30am and 5:15 - 5:40pm

dhope

And adding myself

Embankment riders:

cjcp - friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex

iPete

JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube

notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall

pitchshifter - Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.

willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero/Old Bianchi Sprint 28c SS - Bianchi Green > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag

Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover

Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs (X2) - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.

Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts and Massive - you think you are drafting him but he's half a mile up the road

clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts

Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag

JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack

Mr_Ribble

Timmyflash

theotherme

Keyser__Soze

Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Bacchus like appearance, radiating light entertainment and musical theatre around him; 1980's monotone red or blue clothing - wang eyes allied to an incubator's turn of speed and more chafing than a bag of steel drill swarf in your chamois creme.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle - but no trouble at all in keeping up becasue he teases them by riding only just out of their reach.

lastant

cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover

richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover

hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...

Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)

rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips

Tricycleboy - Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.

paul e - Dark silver/Light silver Massi Singla Roadie > grey/black michelin krylions > orange/silver camelbak > red/white sworks lid > various jerseys but most likely either black shorts or black endura baggies. I hit the embankment later though around 9 ish and much later past 8pm

pangolin - Silver Charge Plug FG with bullhorns. Largeish, blonde usually no helmet. Baggy shorts over lycra. Camelbak rucksack. Embankment 8:10 - 8:30am and 5:15 - 5:40pm

dhope - 2008 Langster FG with flat bars or Boardman Team Carbon. Red/black Deuter Race, white lid, baggies or Lycra.

Roadtart

I think a photographer on the Embankment, at various RL's, over a few days, is required.....oh, and I'm not volunteering.

Name, plus bike, plus clothes, plus photo - what a SCR line-up (in a non-police fashion)!

pangolin

Once the photos are taken and we've all recorded our average and max power, cadence, VO2 max etc, we can get an SCR top trumps commissioned!

willy b

pangolin wrote:

Once the photos are taken and we've all recorded our average and max power, cadence, VO2 max etc, we can get an SCR top trumps commissioned!

timmyflash

Embankment riders:

cjcp - friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex

iPete

JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube

notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall

pitchshifter - Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.

willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero/Old Bianchi Sprint 28c SS - Bianchi Green > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag

Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover

Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs (X2) - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.

Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts and Massive - you think you are drafting him but he's half a mile up the road

clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts

Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag

JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack

Mr_Ribble

Timmyflash - Blue fixehh / usually cycle cap / orange back pack cover

theotherme

Keyser__Soze

Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Bacchus like appearance, radiating light entertainment and musical theatre around him; 1980's monotone red or blue clothing - wang eyes allied to an incubator's turn of speed and more chafing than a bag of steel drill swarf in your chamois creme.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle - but no trouble at all in keeping up becasue he teases them by riding only just out of their reach.

lastant

cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover

richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover

hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...

Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)

rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips

Tricycleboy - Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.

paul e - Dark silver/Light silver Massi Singla Roadie > grey/black michelin krylions > orange/silver camelbak > red/white sworks lid > various jerseys but most likely either black shorts or black endura baggies. I hit the embankment later though around 9 ish and much later past 8pm

pangolin - Silver Charge Plug FG with bullhorns. Largeish, blonde usually no helmet. Baggy shorts over lycra. Camelbak rucksack. Embankment 8:10 - 8:30am and 5:15 - 5:40pm

dhope - 2008 Langster FG with flat bars or Boardman Team Carbon. Red/black Deuter Race, white lid, baggies or Lycra.

sketchley

I can be found on Embankment most evenings, Big Bloke, Red Bike, Big Saddle Bag. Tend to go CS7 in morning. Not around for a few week though.

dhope

timmyflash wrote:

...

Oi, you removed the last few people :roll:

Embankment riders:

cjcp - friendly (in a good way); often pulling a tangle of weak riders in his wake vortex

iPete

JonGinge - ginger > spinnier than a centrifuge on hyper speed > fast. Safer to engage a Borg cube

notsoblue - Red Planet X SL Pro > Red/White/Black Castelli bibs > Black PX/Black White Castelli Jersey > v low cadence > tall

pitchshifter - Tarty Green Cadence SS > Blurry area where legs and crankset should be.

willy b - Giant TCR Alliance Zero/Old Bianchi Sprint 28c SS - Bianchi Green > Giant Bib Shorts > Yellow Fluro gilet > Blue Bag

Wrath Rob - often seen with fluro bag cover

Greg T - bald from the eyebrows up; 1/4 man 3/4 bear creature; And White Cannondale CAAD9 - legs (X2) - crumpler messenger bag - Martini in a brown paper bag thank you barman.

Monky Monster - dark grey cannondale mtb with slicks > red face mask > blue crumpler/black camelback > black shorts and Massive - you think you are drafting him but he's half a mile up the road

clarkey cat - Orange Condor Fratello. Rear mudguard. Black condor shorts

Koncordski - Trek 1.1 Blue > Black Lycra Shorts > Yellow Jersey > Grey Deuter Bag

JZed - Planet X White/Trek MTB Yellow > Varies > Green Rucksack

Mr_Ribble

Timmyflash - Blue fixehh / usually cycle cap / orange back pack cover

theotherme

Keyser__Soze

Greg66 - it's all in the sig - elegant, Bacchus like appearance, radiating light entertainment and musical theatre around him; 1980's monotone red or blue clothing - wang eyes allied to an incubator's turn of speed and more chafing than a bag of steel drill swarf in your chamois creme.... Often pursued by female cyclists who have sudden trouble staying put on their saddle - but no trouble at all in keeping up becasue he teases them by riding only just out of their reach.

lastant

cambs - specialized roubaix black/ silver > Orange hump bag cover

richVSrich - black boardman hybrid with white crudcatchers > often wearing red shorts over blue lycra > orange hump backpack cover

hfidgen - Grey / White BMC > Blue shorts > Black/Orange bag > Going the other way to most of you guys...

Bassjunkieuk - Black/red Giant SCR 3.0 with black/red rucksack. At the moment it's combat shorts and sleeveless top, tattoo'd and sporting a helmet cam and a six seat towing arrangment hanging off the seatpost which makes me VERY easy to spot :-)

rjsterry - scuffed white, steel-framed Giant roadie, occasionally with 'guards. Always have white Spesh Propero lid, and black facemask, and usually orange dhb glasses, a variety of lycra, although mostly red/black. Navy blue Crumpler courier bag. And sporting ever so slightly Spanish waiter sized hips

Tricycleboy - Gran Fondo w/ red tyres, Grey baggies and various team kit tops, red Deuter bag.

paul e - Dark silver/Light silver Massi Singla Roadie > grey/black michelin krylions > orange/silver camelbak > red/white sworks lid > various jerseys but most likely either black shorts or black endura baggies. I hit the embankment later though around 9 ish and much later past 8pm

pangolin - Silver Charge Plug FG with bullhorns. Largeish, blonde usually no helmet. Baggy shorts over lycra. Camelbak rucksack. Embankment 8:10 - 8:30am and 5:15 - 5:40pm

dhope - 2008 Langster FG with flat bars or Boardman Team Carbon. Red/black Deuter Race, white lid, baggies or Lycra.

timmyflash

Hey man, relax, it's fixed innit