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Comedy names

bails87bails87 Posts: 13,317
edited June 2011 in The Crudcatcher
I know we've just had a similar thing for businesses, but I've just read this on another forum I go on.
I once spoke to a dude on the phone when I worked at DHL. His name? Ray. Ray Pennybody. Seriously, it was down on the consignee information and everything. As soon as he told me, he said "Yes, I know you're muting the phone because you're laughing, and yes, I hate my parents to this day
". :lol:

Anyone heard anything worse than Rape, sorry, Ray Pennybody?
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  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Stop stealing my thread formats you Jew!!! ;)

    Not great but I do work with a Cliff Edge

    I also went to school with a turkish guy called Youseff Isalm, no not Islam like Cat Stevens, Isalm

    Another not so great, although I'm a Derry now, I was born a Webster
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  • sheepsteethsheepsteeth Posts: 17,418 Webster
    Gazlar wrote:
    I was born a Webster

    sideways.
  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    I few in the past that I have know from my work dealins...

    Helmet Weiser
    Annette Kurtain
    Richard Stroker....yes censored Stroker
    Uhart Kuntz
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • KaiseKaise Posts: 2,498
    the lady in our office is called

    Cinammon Swirl - and thats no joke!
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 28,799
    Gazlar wrote:
    Stop stealing my thread formats you Jew!!!
    That's rich, coming from you.

    I've met several "Richard Head"s by now. Surely their parents must have known what they were doing?
  • PudseypPudseyp Posts: 3,514
    Does anyone know of a "Ava Goanna"
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  • bails87bails87 Posts: 13,317
    My mum used to work with a Theresa Green, Ray Pennybody is still amazing though. What kind of parents would ruin a guys entire life for a bit of comedy?! Bravo to them!
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    Gazlar wrote:
    Stop stealing my thread formats you Jew!!!
    That's rich, coming from you

    what have I nicked? I've ruined and butted in where I wasn't required with consistent regularity oh and repeated the same thread months after I posted one, but I'm not aware of stealing a format.

    I stand to be corrected but if you can prove it I will just deny it
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 28,799
    I didn't say you had done the same. I said that complaining about nicking a thread idea was rich coming from the likes of you - the type of person who gets jealous about, and ruins other people's threads.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    I didn't say you had done the same. I said that complaining about nicking a thread idea was rich coming from the likes of you - the type of person who gets jealous about, and ruins other people's threads.

    Ahh, I see, I wasn't being jealous, I was having a bad mood day, which is rare for me, i rarely get seriously cross, I was just not having anyone tell me what to do that day, but also attempting to be light hearted about it in approach. Oh and the argument about football, that was just effing about, I love lower league football simply because we don't take ourself as a following too seriously.

    In any case, I apologise for sullying your thread
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • angry_birdangry_bird Posts: 3,782
    Phil McCraken...
    Old headmaster was called Richard Payne... yep we called him censored pain.
  • wordnumbwordnumb Posts: 847
    Amegashitsi is a far more common surname than you'd imagine.
  • spongtasticspongtastic Posts: 3,131
    The newest bod at head office with a pointless job title is Paul Cockaday.

    Worked before with a Hugh Janus, went to school with a girl named Gay Times.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • spongtasticspongtastic Posts: 3,131
    Oh and forgot the funniest teacher name ever - Richard Feeler. He shortened the first name to censored
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • cazmotroncazmotron Posts: 167
    went to school with a guy called Ewan Kerr.
    apt name :lol:
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,485
    Slightly less rude was a bloke in our Istanbul office called Fatih Berk. It really was not easy to keep a straight face when I phoned the office and asked to be put through :D

    Here's another Turkish one, though probably an urban myth:
    Mustapha Kunt
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

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  • stubsstubs Posts: 5,258
    Worked on a oilrig in the gulf of mexico with a yank of chinese origin who was called Thomas Fat Dong. He couldnt understand why all these limey assholes just fell over every time we saw his name badge.
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  • I work with a chap called Chris Cakebread.

    One of my mates is called Mike Drinkwater.
  • freeagentfreeagent Posts: 98
    had an email at work the other day from a chap from Finland caleld Ville Honka... made us laugh...
  • bartimaeusbartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    When I worked in the U.S. I attended a meeting presented by a Randy Pratt. I must admit the UK contingent sniggered... unfortunately the sniggering got much louder when we provided a helpful translation ('Horny Dickhead') for our US colleagues
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  • Mojo_666Mojo_666 Posts: 860
    Worked with a Fiona kinghorn, not so funny in itslef but her computer logon was fkinghorn.
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    In other name related news, Walsall fc, the saddlers have just signed Mat Sadler.

    Thought that would interest you all
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • cazmotroncazmotron Posts: 167
    In my old hell desk job I was creating an AD account for a new user in the Indian finance dept with the name Adeep Phuken. Due to the naming convention the log on ended up as PhukenA. laughed at that one for a while
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  • mostermoster Posts: 121
    My wife is a nurse and has kids in her clinic called Versace McLatchey & Santiago McLafferty.

    I also remember playing golf with my mate at a course that backs onto a pretty rough scheme in Edinburgh. We walked up to the next tee and there were twin brothers aged about 5 mucking around on it so we were trying to get them to move. The next thing their mum shouts over the fence "Clark, Kent get away from there" I was laughing so hard I could hardly hit my next shot!
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  • tom_howardtom_howard Posts: 792
    I used to work for a share register and some of the names on there were priceless, and true as a share certificate is a legal document. These are the best ones I can remember.

    Seema Butt
    Chris P Bacon
    Henry Shaw-Twilley
    David Forskin (actually had to call that guy!)
    about a dozen Richard Heads and loads of other Richards with unfortunate surnames
    Ivor censored
    4 (really) Johan Sebastian Bachs
    lots of double names, Tom Thomas, Alan Allen, Richard Richards etc

    and a few from since then

    Drew Peacock (parents didnt realise until 4 months after the christening...)
    Wayne Kerr
    Jack Wier
    Jack Hunt (Played for Huddersfield Town, not sure where he is now)
    Nick Stead (oh really, my condolences...)
    Also had to do a bit of work for a customer, Mohammed Ali.
    Once asked a guy for his surname and first initial, (face to face) and with a certain amount of anger in his voice, no doubt from the years of abuse, he replied with 'censored , initial, A'. How i didnt get internal bleeding from keeping my laughter inside, ill never know.

    Went to school with

    Philip Schofield (was waaaay younger than he of This Morning fame)
    Emma Roys (guess what extra letter we added)

    Saving the best for last, I can barely believe this one, from my share registration days so its a true one, or illegal!

    Mrs (so shes seen what shed be called and seen no humour, if thats the right word, in it and gone 'yeah thats a good name'....

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  • dan sharddan shard Posts: 722
    I know a Jenny Taylor. Surpisingly since getting married and changing her surname to Taylor, she has started calling herself Jenifer
  • Daz555Daz555 Posts: 4,040
    I worked with a guy Called censored Smallbone a few years back.

    His name was bad enough, but IT got him again with his logon ID - smallboner. :lol:
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  • njee20njee20 Posts: 9,613
    I went to college with Iona Hoare - never found out if her middle name was 'crack' or 'filthy', I'd like to hope so.

    Also knew of a Jonathan Bytheway, which whilst not actually being funny, is just a good surname!
  • bails87bails87 Posts: 13,317
    I've met a Dr Reckless.

    "Hello Mr Smith, I'll be performing your neurosurgery today, my name is Dr Reckless".......*chainsaw starts up in the background*
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • GazlarGazlar Posts: 8,110
    I've been reliably informed by a friend that we had a carriage cleaner at Soho called Landon N'Dour, you know, where women go and men plunder, can you hear, can you hear the thunder?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
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