Comedy names

bails87

I know we've just had a similar thing for businesses, but I've just read this on another forum I go on.

I once spoke to a dude on the phone when I worked at DHL. His name? Ray. Ray Pennybody. Seriously, it was down on the consignee information and everything. As soon as he told me, he said "Yes, I know you're muting the phone because you're laughing, and yes, I hate my parents to this day

".

Anyone heard anything worse than Rape, sorry, Ray Pennybody?

Gazlar

Stop stealing my thread formats you Jew!!!

Not great but I do work with a Cliff Edge

I also went to school with a turkish guy called Youseff Isalm, no not Islam like Cat Stevens, Isalm

Another not so great, although I'm a Derry now, I was born a Webster

sheepsteeth

Gazlar wrote:

I was born a Webster

sideways.

Pudseyp

I few in the past that I have know from my work dealins...

Helmet Weiser
Annette Kurtain
Richard Stroker....yes Dick Stroker
Uhart Kuntz

Kaise

the lady in our office is called

Cinammon Swirl - and thats no joke!

Anonymous

Gazlar wrote:

Stop stealing my thread formats you Jew!!!

That's rich, coming from you.

I've met several "Richard Head"s by now. Surely their parents must have known what they were doing?

Pudseyp

Does anyone know of a "Ava Goanna"

bails87

My mum used to work with a Theresa Green, Ray Pennybody is still amazing though. What kind of parents would ruin a guys entire life for a bit of comedy?! Bravo to them!

Gazlar

yeehaamcgee wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

Stop stealing my thread formats you Jew!!!

That's rich, coming from you

what have I nicked? I've ruined and butted in where I wasn't required with consistent regularity oh and repeated the same thread months after I posted one, but I'm not aware of stealing a format.

I stand to be corrected but if you can prove it I will just deny it

Anonymous

I didn't say you had done the same. I said that complaining about nicking a thread idea was rich coming from the likes of you - the type of person who gets jealous about, and ruins other people's threads.

Gazlar

yeehaamcgee wrote:

I didn't say you had done the same. I said that complaining about nicking a thread idea was rich coming from the likes of you - the type of person who gets jealous about, and ruins other people's threads.

Ahh, I see, I wasn't being jealous, I was having a bad mood day, which is rare for me, i rarely get seriously cross, I was just not having anyone tell me what to do that day, but also attempting to be light hearted about it in approach. Oh and the argument about football, that was just effing about, I love lower league football simply because we don't take ourself as a following too seriously.

In any case, I apologise for sullying your thread

angry_bird

Phil McCraken...
Old headmaster was called Richard Payne... yep we called him dick pain.

wordnumb

Amegashitsi is a far more common surname than you'd imagine.

spongtastic

The newest bod at head office with a pointless job title is Paul Cockaday.

Worked before with a Hugh Janus, went to school with a girl named Gay Times.

spongtastic

Oh and forgot the funniest teacher name ever - Richard Feeler. He shortened the first name to Dick

cazmotron

went to school with a guy called Ewan Kerr.
apt name

Stevo_666

Slightly less rude was a bloke in our Istanbul office called Fatih Berk. It really was not easy to keep a straight face when I phoned the office and asked to be put through

Here's another Turkish one, though probably an urban myth:
Mustapha Kunt

stubs

Worked on a oilrig in the gulf of mexico with a yank of chinese origin who was called Thomas Fat Dong. He couldnt understand why all these limey assholes just fell over every time we saw his name badge.

The Northern Monkey

I work with a chap called Chris Cakebread.

One of my mates is called Mike Drinkwater.

freeagent

had an email at work the other day from a chap from Finland caleld Ville Honka... made us laugh...

bartimaeus

When I worked in the U.S. I attended a meeting presented by a Randy Pratt. I must admit the UK contingent sniggered... unfortunately the sniggering got much louder when we provided a helpful translation ('Horny Dickhead') for our US colleagues

Mojo_666

Worked with a Fiona kinghorn, not so funny in itslef but her computer logon was fkinghorn.

Gazlar

In other name related news, Walsall fc, the saddlers have just signed Mat Sadler.

Thought that would interest you all

cazmotron

In my old hell desk job I was creating an AD account for a new user in the Indian finance dept with the name Adeep Phuken. Due to the naming convention the log on ended up as PhukenA. laughed at that one for a while

moster

My wife is a nurse and has kids in her clinic called Versace McLatchey & Santiago McLafferty.

I also remember playing golf with my mate at a course that backs onto a pretty rough scheme in Edinburgh. We walked up to the next tee and there were twin brothers aged about 5 mucking around on it so we were trying to get them to move. The next thing their mum shouts over the fence "Clark, Kent get away from there" I was laughing so hard I could hardly hit my next shot!

tom_howard

I used to work for a share register and some of the names on there were priceless, and true as a share certificate is a legal document. These are the best ones I can remember.

Seema Butt
Chris P Bacon
Henry Shaw-Twilley
David Forskin (actually had to call that guy!)
about a dozen Richard Heads and loads of other Richards with unfortunate surnames
Ivor Muff
4 (really) Johan Sebastian Bachs
lots of double names, Tom Thomas, Alan Allen, Richard Richards etc

and a few from since then

Drew Peacock (parents didnt realise until 4 months after the christening...)
Wayne Kerr
Jack Wier
Jack Hunt (Played for Huddersfield Town, not sure where he is now)
Nick Stead (oh really, my condolences...)
Also had to do a bit of work for a customer, Mohammed Ali.
Once asked a guy for his surname and first initial, (face to face) and with a certain amount of anger in his voice, no doubt from the years of abuse, he replied with 'Dick, initial, A'. How i didnt get internal bleeding from keeping my laughter inside, ill never know.

Went to school with

Philip Schofield (was waaaay younger than he of This Morning fame)
Emma Roys (guess what extra letter we added)

Saving the best for last, I can barely believe this one, from my share registration days so its a true one, or illegal!

Mrs (so shes seen what shed be called and seen no humour, if thats the right word, in it and gone 'yeah thats a good name'....

Fanny Gash

dan shard

I know a Jenny Taylor. Surpisingly since getting married and changing her surname to Taylor, she has started calling herself Jenifer

Daz555

I worked with a guy Called Dick Smallbone a few years back.

His name was bad enough, but IT got him again with his logon ID - smallboner.

njee20

I went to college with Iona Hoare - never found out if her middle name was 'crack' or 'filthy', I'd like to hope so.

Also knew of a Jonathan Bytheway, which whilst not actually being funny, is just a good surname!

bails87

I've met a Dr Reckless.

"Hello Mr Smith, I'll be performing your neurosurgery today, my name is Dr Reckless".......*chainsaw starts up in the background*

Gazlar

I've been reliably informed by a friend that we had a carriage cleaner at Soho called Landon N'Dour, you know, where women go and men plunder, can you hear, can you hear the thunder?