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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    bails87 wrote:
    I've met a Dr Reckless.

    "Hello Mr Smith, I'll be performing your neurosurgery today, my name is Dr Reckless".......*chainsaw starts up in the background*
    I've heard of Dr Reckless too, from a mate who worked for the NHS, I think.
    Awesome name :lol:
  • DCR00
    DCR00 Posts: 2,160
    man i know heaps

    Dr Roger Chicken
    Sally Nasties
    Rufus P Balls
    Jakes De Kock (Dutch name)
    Gordon Bennett
    C Fiddler
    Tranny
    Tracey
    Bouncy
    Carbon
  • Muttly1981
    Muttly1981 Posts: 815
    There was a Wayne Kerr that played rugby for Oldham around the same time Whitehaven had a Willie Burns. Sheffield have a player called Jonny Woodcock that always gets a chuckle at grounds
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  • thepha5e
    thepha5e Posts: 118
    once met a leonard kuntfach.
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  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    We do have a Mike Hunt in our works !
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  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    Mrs Makem used to work with a girl called Charlotte Grabham her nickname was lottie :D

    but my fave is a kid in the year below lil miss makem in school

    little lad called Chumley Warner

    poor little git is going to spend his enitre life wondering why a number of adults over a certain age sniggered the day he was announced as year 4's star of the week.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    mak3m, I don't get any of yours.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Theres a journalist on The Times (yeah, I know, I only buy it for the big shares on pg 3) and he's called

    Roger Boyes.
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    mak3m wrote:
    but my fave is a kid in the year below lil miss makem in school

    little lad called Chumley Warner
    thats dilebertae crulety, is he also in black and white?
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  • kaytronika
    kaytronika Posts: 580
    A scally mother jumped on our bus the other week, blonde haired, blue eyed child seriously being a pain in the bum....

    'Ebony! Sit down!'

    Ebony?
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  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    mak3m, I don't get any of yours.

    the first one may be my twisted mind, coupled with the fact she had a nice rack, lottie grab them
    lol just me i think

    second is

    harry15.jpg

    lol ya must be a young un :D
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Theres a journalist on The Times (yeah, I know, I only buy it for the big shares on pg 3) and he's called

    Roger Boyes.

    Better still, Mr Boyes once did a piece concerning sex abuse scandels in the Vienna boys choir.

    Couldn't make this s**t up.
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  • Si1988
    Si1988 Posts: 158
    Clank wrote:
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Theres a journalist on The Times (yeah, I know, I only buy it for the big shares on pg 3) and he's called

    Roger Boyes.

    Better still, Mr Boyes once did a piece concerning sex abuse scandels in the Vienna boys choir.

    Couldn't make this s**t up.

    I can vouch for the above, so can the missus who ended up wearing a mouthful of beer. I got two slaps, one for the beer-spitting incident, another for laughing at a child abuse scandal.

    Only one fo my own I can think of is my GP, a Dr Minty, I always thought it'd have been funny had she been a dentist. Became even funnier when I bumped into her son at the pub, turns out minty is her maiden name, her married surname being Blood. I dont think I'd have been to a Dr Blood's office when I was 8.
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