Double entendre (and a half!)

Kieran_Burns
Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
edited May 2011 in Commuting chat
Poor guy in the office has just gone an astonishing shade of red :shock: :lol:

In the office kitchen there's the 3 of us (guys) and one of the more attractive women all dancing around each other making various cups of tea and coffee.

Tony is making a cup of tea and after squeezing the teabag carries it to the bin (just behind attractive lady)

Not wanting to get in her way he politely says "don't step back or you'll get a teabag in your back"

We ALL heard "don't step back or you'll get a teabagging" :shock: :shock:

Bloody good thing she has a sense of humour! :lol:
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    A girl in my office asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one....
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    Is "teabagging" a Derby colloquialsm for something rude?
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    I don't do double entendres very often, but I do like to slip in a big one occasionally.
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Gussio wrote:
    Is "teabagging" a Derby colloquialsm for something rude?

    'Urban Dictionary' is your friend.
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  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    Gussio wrote:
    Is "teabagging" a Derby colloquialsm for something rude?

    Yes, but it is not limited to Derby.

    Google it on someone else's pc.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Gussio wrote:
    Is "teabagging" a Derby colloquialsm for something rude?

    in hindsight it may have been wise to state that there is no way on God's green Earth I am going to explain what tea-bagging is to anyone that does not know
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    Teabagging stunts your growth. Just look at those Tetley Tea folk if you don't believe me.
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Gussio wrote:
    Is "teabagging" a Derby colloquialsm for something rude?

    in hindsight it may have been wise to state that there is no way on God's green Earth I am going to explain what tea-bagging is to anyone that does not know

    Just be glad you've never had to explain a Reverse Dutch Steamboat.....
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  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    Ah ha. All is now clear. I have led a sheltered life....
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Headhuunter wrote:
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!

    I think you need to google what it means... :wink:
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!

    I think you need to google what it means... :wink:

    I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!
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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!

    I think you need to google what it means... :wink:

    I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!

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  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!

    I think you need to google what it means... :wink:

    I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!


    Read this as I'm not going to explain

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... teabagging
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!

    I think you need to google what it means... :wink:

    I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!

    I suppose it's whether you see it as something that a man 'does' to a woman. IE, he puts them in her mouth because she's a woman and that's what she's there for. Or something that a woman willingly does for a man, IE, she sucks them because she wants him to enjoy himself/she enjoys it. Possibly some interesting take on sexual politics shown by the choice of phrase :wink:
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  • hambones
    hambones Posts: 407
    When this was discussed in the office last week as part of a general conversation about balls, surprisingly few people had heard of it...
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    hambones wrote:
    When this was discussed in the office last week as part of a general conversation about balls, surprisingly few people had heard of it...

    Presumably the receptionist did know?
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    Sketchley wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!

    I think you need to google what it means... :wink:

    I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!


    Read this as I'm not going to explain

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... teabagging

    Yes, I read that... And? It's still something a woman does to a man... I'm confused by what you mean....
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  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    bails87 wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!

    I think you need to google what it means... :wink:

    I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!

    I suppose it's whether you see it as something that a man 'does' to a woman. IE, he puts them in her mouth because she's a woman and that's what she's there for. Or something that a woman willingly does for a man, IE, she sucks them because she wants him to enjoy himself/she enjoys it. Possibly some interesting take on sexual politics shown by the choice of phrase :wink:

    Oh I see, so there is some debate as to who is the active and passive player in the teabagging act. Does the man do it to the woman by imposing his balls on her, or does the woman offer her services, so to speak. I always thought it was the latter... That's the confusion....
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Yes, I'd say the latter. You're in an extremely vulnerable position, so it's not really something you want to force on someone else, especially if they're likely to be a bit annoyed by it!
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  • Gussio
    Gussio Posts: 2,452
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Sketchley wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!

    I think you need to google what it means... :wink:

    I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!


    Read this as I'm not going to explain

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... teabagging

    Yes, I read that... And? It's still something a woman does to a man... I'm confused by what you mean....

    In the description that I read, it would be hard for the woman to be actively involved if she was asleep....
  • Wrath Rob
    Wrath Rob Posts: 2,918
    bails87 wrote:
    Yes, I'd say the latter. You're in an extremely vulnerable position, so it's not really something you want to force on someone else, especially if they're likely to be a bit annoyed by it!
    The (falsetto) voice of experience?
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  • essex-commuter
    essex-commuter Posts: 2,188
    This thread is the bollox!
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Headhuunter wrote:
    bails87 wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Headhuunter wrote:
    You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!

    I think you need to google what it means... :wink:

    I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!

    I suppose it's whether you see it as something that a man 'does' to a woman. IE, he puts them in her mouth because she's a woman and that's what she's there for. Or something that a woman willingly does for a man, IE, she sucks them because she wants him to enjoy himself/she enjoys it. Possibly some interesting take on sexual politics shown by the choice of phrase :wink:

    Oh I see, so there is some debate as to who is the active and passive player in the teabagging act. Does the man do it to the woman by imposing his balls on her, or does the woman offer her services, so to speak. I always thought it was the latter... That's the confusion....

    A woman can't teabag you.

    Firstly who's holding the teabag.

    Secondly the person who is dunking the teabag is the 'teabag-er' and the person receiving is the 'teabag-ee'. So the person receiving is getting a teabaging and the person dunking is giving the teabagging.

    Personally I prefer to dunk the HobNob.
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Gussio wrote:
    In the description that I read, it would be hard for the woman to be actively involved if she was asleep....
    Ah right, didn't know the woman had to be asleep. What's it called if she's awake and willing then!?
    :lol:
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  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Wrath Rob wrote:
    bails87 wrote:
    Yes, I'd say the latter. You're in an extremely vulnerable position, so it's not really something you want to force on someone else, especially if they're likely to be a bit annoyed by it!
    The (falsetto) voice of experience?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145

    Fortunately not for me!
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    Something an old boss and the PA were rummoured to engage in, until she choked and got the sack.
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • bartimaeus
    bartimaeus Posts: 1,812
    walkingbootweather wrote:
    A girl in my office asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one....

    A female singer asked for a sound-check, so the engineer gave her one too.
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    God help me. I've started a DDD thread. :oops:
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    So can anyone tell me, does the shape of the bag or type of perforations have any influence on the flavour?
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