Double entendre (and a half!)
Kieran_Burns
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Poor guy in the office has just gone an astonishing shade of red :shock:
In the office kitchen there's the 3 of us (guys) and one of the more attractive women all dancing around each other making various cups of tea and coffee.
Tony is making a cup of tea and after squeezing the teabag carries it to the bin (just behind attractive lady)
Not wanting to get in her way he politely says "don't step back or you'll get a teabag in your back"
We ALL heard "don't step back or you'll get a teabagging" :shock: :shock:
Bloody good thing she has a sense of humour!
In the office kitchen there's the 3 of us (guys) and one of the more attractive women all dancing around each other making various cups of tea and coffee.
Tony is making a cup of tea and after squeezing the teabag carries it to the bin (just behind attractive lady)
Not wanting to get in her way he politely says "don't step back or you'll get a teabag in your back"
We ALL heard "don't step back or you'll get a teabagging" :shock: :shock:
Bloody good thing she has a sense of humour!
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2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
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A girl in my office asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one....Nobody told me we had a communication problem0
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Is "teabagging" a Derby colloquialsm for something rude?0
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Gussio wrote:Is "teabagging" a Derby colloquialsm for something rude?
in hindsight it may have been wise to state that there is no way on God's green Earth I am going to explain what tea-bagging is to anyone that does not knowChunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Teabagging stunts your growth. Just look at those Tetley Tea folk if you don't believe me.Nobody told me we had a communication problem0
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Kieran_Burns wrote:Gussio wrote:Is "teabagging" a Derby colloquialsm for something rude?
in hindsight it may have been wise to state that there is no way on God's green Earth I am going to explain what tea-bagging is to anyone that does not know
Just be glad you've never had to explain a Reverse Dutch Steamboat.....0 -
Ah ha. All is now clear. I have led a sheltered life....0
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You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!Do not write below this line. Office use only.0
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Headhuunter wrote:You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
I think you need to google what it means...Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Kieran_Burns wrote:Headhuunter wrote:You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
I think you need to google what it means...
I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Headhuunter wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Headhuunter wrote:You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
I think you need to google what it means...
I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!
You haven't been up to the peak much have you?
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Headhuunter wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Headhuunter wrote:You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
I think you need to google what it means...
I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!
Read this as I'm not going to explain
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... teabagging--
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Headhuunter wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Headhuunter wrote:You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
I think you need to google what it means...
I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!
I suppose it's whether you see it as something that a man 'does' to a woman. IE, he puts them in her mouth because she's a woman and that's what she's there for. Or something that a woman willingly does for a man, IE, she sucks them because she wants him to enjoy himself/she enjoys it. Possibly some interesting take on sexual politics shown by the choice of phrase0 -
When this was discussed in the office last week as part of a general conversation about balls, surprisingly few people had heard of it...Still breathing.....0
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Sketchley wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Headhuunter wrote:You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
I think you need to google what it means...
I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!
Read this as I'm not going to explain
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... teabagging
Yes, I read that... And? It's still something a woman does to a man... I'm confused by what you mean....Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
bails87 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Headhuunter wrote:You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
I think you need to google what it means...
I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!
I suppose it's whether you see it as something that a man 'does' to a woman. IE, he puts them in her mouth because she's a woman and that's what she's there for. Or something that a woman willingly does for a man, IE, she sucks them because she wants him to enjoy himself/she enjoys it. Possibly some interesting take on sexual politics shown by the choice of phrase
Oh I see, so there is some debate as to who is the active and passive player in the teabagging act. Does the man do it to the woman by imposing his balls on her, or does the woman offer her services, so to speak. I always thought it was the latter... That's the confusion....Do not write below this line. Office use only.0 -
Headhuunter wrote:Sketchley wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Headhuunter wrote:You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
I think you need to google what it means...
I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!
Read this as I'm not going to explain
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... teabagging
Yes, I read that... And? It's still something a woman does to a man... I'm confused by what you mean....
In the description that I read, it would be hard for the woman to be actively involved if she was asleep....0 -
This thread is the bollox!0
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Headhuunter wrote:bails87 wrote:Headhuunter wrote:Kieran_Burns wrote:Headhuunter wrote:You can't teabag a woman anyway can you, so if I'm being pedantic, he would be getting the teabagging, not her!
I think you need to google what it means...
I know what it means, OK lets not beat about the bush, it's basically sucking a man's balls... Women don't have balls. Unless my knowledge of biology is seriously flawed or yuo have some other definition of teabagging!
I suppose it's whether you see it as something that a man 'does' to a woman. IE, he puts them in her mouth because she's a woman and that's what she's there for. Or something that a woman willingly does for a man, IE, she sucks them because she wants him to enjoy himself/she enjoys it. Possibly some interesting take on sexual politics shown by the choice of phrase
Oh I see, so there is some debate as to who is the active and passive player in the teabagging act. Does the man do it to the woman by imposing his balls on her, or does the woman offer her services, so to speak. I always thought it was the latter... That's the confusion....
A woman can't teabag you.
Firstly who's holding the teabag.
Secondly the person who is dunking the teabag is the 'teabag-er' and the person receiving is the 'teabag-ee'. So the person receiving is getting a teabaging and the person dunking is giving the teabagging.
Personally I prefer to dunk the HobNob.Food Chain number = 4
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Wrath Rob wrote:bails87 wrote:Yes, I'd say the latter. You're in an extremely vulnerable position, so it's not really something you want to force on someone else, especially if they're likely to be a bit annoyed by it!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145
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Something an old boss and the PA were rummoured to engage in, until she choked and got the sack.Nobody told me we had a communication problem0
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walkingbootweather wrote:A girl in my office asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one....
A female singer asked for a sound-check, so the engineer gave her one too.Vitus Sentier VR+ (2018) GT Grade AL 105 (2016)
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God help me. I've started a DDD thread. :oops:Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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So can anyone tell me, does the shape of the bag or type of perforations have any influence on the flavour?Nobody told me we had a communication problem0