Dating/Man Advice Part 2......Yes its time to take the pi$$!

welshkev

mak3m wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Men, I am totally and utterly pathetic with them, particularly understanding what the hell they are thinking.

9 times out of 10 we are wondering how quickly we could get your bra off

the other time we are thinking who would win in a fight chewbacca or chuck norris

What are you thinking

i laughed so much coke just came out my nose (i was drinking coca cola not that other white powdery stuff)

welshkev

Kitty wrote:

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Now, may I add to this that I hate you, you hae two guys to pick from whereas I have zero interest! Damn you!

kitty, if it makes you feel any better....i would

Kaise

Gaz

What the fark have you been drinking?!


Miss Bint
you're obvously in the lucky position (ooooeeerrr missus) that you have two guys to pick from, just see what happens with both of them - i mean you can get as much or as little as you want from this. At one end of the scale you've for a 3 way at the other you've got a guy who probably likes PBA's and walking the dog hand in hand!

you're pretty sorted if i'm honest with you!


In other news, the Stig vs Chewwy isnt a fight, chewwy would eat him alive, helmet included :shock:

chewbacca vs BA Baracas - thats a fight!!!

MissBint37

kaiser83 wrote:

chewwy would eat him alive, helmet included :shock:

Oh dear, this made me laugh, which proves my mind is in the gutter!

MountainMonster

LOL @Gazler

angry_bird

kaiser83 wrote:

chewbacca vs BA Baracas - thats a fight!!!

BA definately, would be good to watch though.

welshkev

Angry Bird wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

chewbacca vs BA Baracas - thats a fight!!!

BA definitely, would be good to watch though.

no way, all you'd have to do was fool him with some drugged milk, you'd never get chewy falling for any of that shit

lostboysaint

Angry Bird wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

chewbacca vs BA Baracas - thats a fight!!!

BA definitely, would be good to watch though.

Behave, Chewy would be through before he could say "shit, yo's hairy fool!"

blister pus

i see Gazler has had a blinding flash of incisive uber intelligence.

did it hurt?

Gazlar

Can't I give good advice once in a while, inside this socially awkward and hair covered exterior beats the heart of a learnered owl, but not often do I display my scholastic side

also I have 10 gcse's

plus if I can keep a woman for the last 7 years despite my obvious deficiencies as a sane and rounded human being then I must be doing summat right

sheepsteeth

Gazlar wrote:

I think the other thing to remember is, no matter what your own opinion of yourself, on the face of it because of the outdoor sports, piercings and demeanour you come across as quite a confident domineering character, the fact that you keep jumping him does nothing but assuage that idea of you. In your caseyou see dating as similar to dancing the Argentinian tango, which you need a dominant man to lead, otherwise the dance, whilst still pleasant will feel fundamentally wrong. You have two options in that case, you need to point out that under that hardened tomboy exterior lies a fragile girl that needs to be embraced by a strong decisive man or you decide that you are happy to lead and he is happy to be led and be comfortable that it's not a sign of disinterest but more sexual naivety.

this is another example of the utter fruityness occuring in this forum at the moment, what is wrong with you lot?

CraigXXL

Gazlar wrote:

plus if I can keep a woman for the last 7 years IN MY DUNGEON despite my obvious deficiencies as a sane and rounded human being then I must be doing summat right

Fixed

welshkev

CraigXXL wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

plus if I can keep a woman for the last 7 years IN MY DUNGEON despite my obvious deficiencies as a sane and rounded human being then I must be doing summat right

Fixed

Kaise

MissBint37 wrote:

kaiser83 wrote:

chewwy would eat him alive, helmet included :shock:

my mind is in the gutter!

you're not the only one it would seem!

Aggieboy

Kitty wrote:

Tartanyak wrote:

Man 1 = Slightly scared of you, but wants to.

Man 2 = Wants to.

This, I'd go for man one. But man two might be worth keeping talking too, you nee to find out if he just wants sex or a relationship too.


Now, may I add to this that I hate you, you hae two guys to pick from whereas I have zero interest! Damn you!

You serious!!? The first time they chat at length he tells her he's had a 3's up and enquires whether she's had one or would like one, and you wonder whether he just wants sex or a relationship. Hardly the 'building blocks' is it?

Gazlar

Aggieboy wrote:

Kitty wrote:

Tartanyak wrote:

Man 1 = Slightly scared of you, but wants to.

Man 2 = Wants to.

This, I'd go for man one. But man two might be worth keeping talking too, you nee to find out if he just wants sex or a relationship too.


Now, may I add to this that I hate you, you hae two guys to pick from whereas I have zero interest! Damn you!

You serious!!? The first time they chat at length he tells her he's had a 3's up and enquires whether she's had one or would like one, and you wonder whether he just wants sex or a relationship. Hardly the 'building blocks' is it?

sounds like kitty qanat to be one of the slices of hovis in man twos lady sandwich........ With Mayo

Tartanyak

Gazlar wrote:

plus if I can keep a woman for the last 7 years despite my obvious deficiencies as a sane and rounded human being then I must be doing summat right

Sane and rounded, I think, usually preclude the keeping woman bit. After all, they are all completely batshit crazy!

But crazy in the good way

Gazlar

welshkev wrote:

CraigXXL wrote:

Gazlar wrote:

plus if I can keep a woman for the last 7 years IN MY DUNGEON despite my obvious deficiencies as a sane and rounded human being then I must be doing summat right

Fixed

you say that like there's something wrong with it? Anyway o prefer the term "secure accomodation"

MountainMonster

Fritzl did have quite a kushty set up with the basement n that.

micksjoiner

you think you have it bad if got bisexual girl chasing me ,who cant make up her mind who she wants to ferk,and another girl who wants to mother me,
but iam quite happy with my ferk buddy and riding my bike :twisted:

Cleat Eastwood

man 1 gay

man 2 gayer.

the 3some he mentioned was him and 2 fellas, one of whom was man 1 hence fear of being jumped on.

Kitty

Aggieboy wrote:

Kitty wrote:

Tartanyak wrote:

Man 1 = Slightly scared of you, but wants to.

Man 2 = Wants to.

This, I'd go for man one. But man two might be worth keeping talking too, you nee to find out if he just wants sex or a relationship too.


Now, may I add to this that I hate you, you hae two guys to pick from whereas I have zero interest! Damn you!

You serious!!? The first time they chat at length he tells her he's had a 3's up and enquires whether she's had one or would like one, and you wonder whether he just wants sex or a relationship. Hardly the 'building blocks' is it?

I'm sorry but men work in mysterious ways, and this might of been his way of showing off, because come on lets be honest, some of you aren't all that bright when it comes to women.

Kitty

MissBint37 wrote:

Kitty wrote:

Now, may I add to this that I hate you, you hae two guys to pick from whereas I have zero interest! Damn you!

Has been a long time coming though, my ex boyfriend was gay (really), I then relied on a friend with benefits who lived in Worcester so I rarely saw him, meaning in the last 2 years I can count the times I have actually got any on one hand!!!

If you're just wanting to get some, then man two. Relationship = man one.

Andy

MissBint37 wrote:

I then relied on a friend with benefits who lived in Worcester so I rarely saw him, meaning in the last 2 years I can count the times I have actually got any on one hand!!!

I've PM'd you my phone number.

projectsome

hmmmm...

Have man 1 fight man 2. To the victor go your spoils




Alternatiely go out with both more until you either end up in the friend zone or that girl over there is my b!tch zone (AKA chemistry)

Muttly1981

How much do you know about Guy 1's past etc? Maybe he's had his confidence knocked in a major way at some point in the past and is still trying get over it 100% and needs to find his feet again OR he's gay!!! Just chat to him and try not to jump all over him after 10 minutes


As for Guy 2, he just wants to smash your back doors in

Kitty

projectsome wrote:

hmmmm...

Have man 1 fight man 2. To the victor go your spoils

And video it! The fight I mean!

projectsome

Kitty wrote:

projectsome wrote:

hmmmm...

Have man 1 fight man 2. To the victor go your spoils

And video it! POV style!

fixed

Kitty

Dare I ask what POV stands for?

Kaise

projectsome wrote:

Kitty wrote:

projectsome wrote:

hmmmm...

Have man 1 fight man 2. To the victor go your spoils

And video it! POV style!

fixed

you want to see man on man action - you are wrong Project, very wrong! :shock: