Today is full of win so far...
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crazy88 wrote:noooooooooo, PM stands for 'Porn Muhaha'
Who doesn't know that?
Oooops, me. Must be why I never get replies to my PM's I'm missing a vital element.
Well, must rectify that one then.
Who's first on my list? :twisted:
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crazy88 wrote:me me me! It's been a while, my wife is pregnant and i'm feeling like i'm almost a virgin again.
Oh yes, all feel my pain.
Even I have my standards you know...
You just begged and blew it
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crazy88 wrote:I don't care, I beg the wife and blow my chances regularly. pfft
And anyway, it was merely a stutter.
For a bloke that was quite a good effort at a recovery.
However...
You should not be forced to lower yourself to begging. It's demeaning and shallow. So you need to MTFU.
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Speaking of blokes getting out of stuff, my wife was talking to the childminder yesterday. They had to have an ambulance called round as the son swallowed (and for a short while was choking) on a 10p coin.
When later asked how it happened he told her that he was walking along, tripped and it flew out of his hand into his mouth where he choked. haha, brilliant! (proof that us men have amazing skills at talking our way out of problems)
His friend later grassed him in that apparently he was trying to keep it in his mouth all day and accidently swallowed it.
But anyway, I'm plenty manly enough, you should see the size of my right arm, it's like a tree trunk and all manly and stuff.Out with the old, in with the new here.0 -
crazy88 wrote:Speaking of blokes getting out of stuff, my wife was talking to the childminder yesterday. They had to have an ambulance called round as the son swallowed (and for a short while was choking) on a 10p coin.
When later asked how it happened he told her that he was walking along, tripped and it flew out of his hand into his mouth where he choked. haha, brilliant! (proof that us men have amazing skills at talking our way out of problems)
His friend later grassed him in that apparently he was trying to keep it in his mouth all day and accidently swallowed it.
But anyway, I'm plenty manly enough, you should see the size of my right arm, it's like a tree trunk and all manly and stuff.
Not ambidextrous then?
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crazy88 wrote:Only on rare occassions when I sit on it first to make it numb...but that's for another time.
And quite possibly another thread entirely...
However, surely you get someone else to do the sitting?
Just askin'
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crazy88 wrote:If I could get someone else to sit on it why would i be sitting on it in the first place?
No comment except to say "got it"
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this is why womenz shouldnt be aloowe don the interwebz, everyone falls in love like little websters.0
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sheepsteeth wrote:this is why womenz shouldnt be aloowe don the interwebz, everyone falls in love like little websters.
Sorry Sheeps, I'll get back in the kitchen.
That better for uuuz?
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sheepsteeth wrote:much better.
No problem, I like to keep you happy, you know that.
Good job someone lengthened my chain though.
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you didn't realise that the person who says 'love and hugs' after each post was a woman.crazy88 wrote:Where are the women? :shock:
had i known a woman was present i'd have not spoken so rudely!
You thought she was a gay. Brilliant! 0 -
getonyourbike wrote:
you didn't realise that the person who says 'love and hugs' after each post was a woman.crazy88 wrote:Where are the women? :shock:
had i known a woman was present i'd have not spoken so rudely! You thought she was a gay. Brilliant!
But I might be. You don't know that do you? 8)
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you can a lesbian, I'm not bothered really. don't think you are though from what you've put in this thread.DIESELDOG wrote:getonyourbike wrote:
you didn't realise that the person who says 'love and hugs' after each post was a woman.crazy88 wrote:Where are the women? :shock:
had i known a woman was present i'd have not spoken so rudely! You thought she was a gay. Brilliant!
But I might be. You don't know that do you? 8)
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getonyourbike wrote:
you can a lesbian, I'm not bothered really. don't think you are though from what you've put in this thread.DIESELDOG wrote:getonyourbike wrote:
you didn't realise that the person who says 'love and hugs' after each post was a woman.crazy88 wrote:Where are the women? :shock:
had i known a woman was present i'd have not spoken so rudely! You thought she was a gay. Brilliant!
But I might be. You don't know that do you? 8)
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DD
Maybe I *ahem* swing both ways
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Man, I hate DHL now.
I called last night after receiving that little while you were out thing, arranged to have it redelivered today. After waiting until 4 before going out, I came home to not find a note saying they tried delivering.
I called up, they said "hey sorry we have it in our system that you called and rearranged delivery, but the driver didnt have time to come by today. Another day wasted waiting for those farkers.
Is it not me, but if I had a "missed" delivery the first day, and rearrange it for the next day, shouldn't I be one of the first to have things delivered. Delivery man will be getting an ear full tomorrow, as well as people on the phone.0 -
MountainMonster wrote:Man, I hate DHL now.
You do know the DHL Stands for
Drop it
Hide it
Lose it
That really sucks MM.
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