Today is full of win so far...

DIESELDOG
DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
edited April 2011 in The Crudcatcher
Woke up in a good mood.

Ham and pineapple pizza at 9am for breaky.

Another slice at 09.50 just to p*ss off colleagues in the office.

I'm now eating bannofee pie.

In between all this I'm buying copious amounts of shiny stuff.

Can a girls life get any better?

Love n hugs

DD
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
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  • blister pus
    blister pus Posts: 5,610
    said the fat sow
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    Only If the girl knows me.
    I like bikes and stuff
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    said the fat sow

    Trust me, I'm still in calorie deficit. :wink:

    I've only recently got back onto solids so I'm making up for lost time.

    Plus I have had 2 portions of fruit so far so that's got to be good no?

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    well, you were also being poked whilst typing on here earlier :wink::lol:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    welshkev wrote:
    well, you were also being poked whilst typing on here earlier :wink::lol:

    Like I said, I'm in calorie deficit... :oops:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • raymondo60
    raymondo60 Posts: 735
    Its a lovely day all round.............
    Raymondo

    "Let's just all be really careful out there folks!"
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    well, you were also being poked whilst typing on here earlier :wink::lol:

    Like I said, I'm in calorie deficit... :oops:

    Love n hugs

    DD

    he must have worked you hard then :wink:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    welshkev wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    well, you were also being poked whilst typing on here earlier :wink::lol:

    Like I said, I'm in calorie deficit... :oops:

    Love n hugs

    DD

    he must have worked you hard then :wink:

    I couldn't possibly comment. Save to say I'm not anticipating turning into a fat knacker any time soon.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Edit to add, did I just say that?
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    well, you were also being poked whilst typing on here earlier :wink::lol:

    Like I said, I'm in calorie deficit... :oops:

    Love n hugs

    DD

    he must have worked you hard then :wink:

    I couldn't possibly comment. Save to say I'm not anticipating turning into a fat knacker any time soon.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Edit to add, did I just say that?

    :lol:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    ^^^^^^^^^^^ damn submit button has got me into a whole load of trouble before.

    It's also done some good :wink:

    love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    well, you're making me laugh :lol:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    welshkev wrote:
    well, you're making me laugh :lol:

    I aim to please I have little other, if any uses...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    well, you're making me laugh :lol:

    I aim to please I have little other, if any uses...

    Love n hugs

    DD

    i'm sure your man will beg to differ :lol:


    i'll get my coat :oops:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    welshkev wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    well, you're making me laugh :lol:

    I aim to please I have little other, if any uses...

    Love n hugs

    DD

    i'm sure your man will beg to differ :lol:


    i'll get my coat :oops:

    No, please, allow me to get it for you :lol:

    love n hugs

    DD

    Anyway, you're safe, he's a roadie
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    DIESELDOG wrote:

    Anyway, you're safe, he's a roadie

    TFFT..... :wink:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    welshkev wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:

    Anyway, you're safe, he's a roadie

    TFFT..... :wink:

    Never been known to venture into the dark side that is CC.

    Yet.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    welshkev wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Def not at the mo, apparently he's cooking my tea.

    Well according to the ex he is...

    God my life just got even weirder. :shock:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Def not at the mo, apparently he's cooking my tea.

    Well according to the ex he is...

    God my life just got even weirder. :shock:

    Love n hugs

    DD

    you ever been on jeremy kyle with a story like that? :wink::lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    I couldn't possibly comment. Save to say I'm not anticipating turning into a fat knacker any time soon.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Edit to add, did I just say that?

    I had a fat knacker once, a quick stroke to a copy of bells and it soon went down
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Gazlar wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    I couldn't possibly comment. Save to say I'm not anticipating turning into a fat knacker any time soon.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Edit to add, did I just say that?

    I had a fat knacker once, a quick stroke to a copy of bells and it soon went down

    Given your avatar, that has brought images to my mind that may induce me to say hello to what I have consumed today.

    love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    I couldn't possibly comment. Save to say I'm not anticipating turning into a fat knacker any time soon.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Edit to add, did I just say that?

    I had a fat knacker once, a quick stroke to a copy of bells and it soon went down

    Given your avatar, that has brought images to my mind that may induce me to say hello to what I have consumed today.

    love n hugs

    DD

    woohoo, that's twice I've made you feel sick in 2 days!!

    Although pizza for breakfast, feeling nauseous, I'd probably do a test!
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    welshkev wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Def not at the mo, apparently he's cooking my tea.

    Well according to the ex he is...

    God my life just got even weirder. :shock:

    Love n hugs

    DD

    you ever been on jeremy kyle with a story like that? :wink::lol:

    Trust me, my life is way tooooo much even for that. :oops:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Def not at the mo, apparently he's cooking my tea.

    Well according to the ex he is...

    God my life just got even weirder. :shock:

    Love n hugs

    DD

    you ever been on jeremy kyle with a story like that? :wink::lol:

    Trust me, my life is way tooooo much even for that. :oops:

    Love n hugs

    DD

    sounds fun :lol:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Gazlar wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    I couldn't possibly comment. Save to say I'm not anticipating turning into a fat knacker any time soon.

    Love n hugs

    DD

    Edit to add, did I just say that?

    I had a fat knacker once, a quick stroke to a copy of bells and it soon went down

    Given your avatar, that has brought images to my mind that may induce me to say hello to what I have consumed today.

    love n hugs

    DD

    woohoo, that's twice I've made you feel sick in 2 days!!

    Although pizza for breakfast, feeling nauseous, I'd probably do a test!

    I've only just noticed that. :shock: I'm speed reading...

    Oooohhh, caaaaaaake is in the office.

    Gotta love it when someone leaves.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    edited April 2011
    Don't worry, I wasn't claiming responsibility, not unless you've used the mens toilets in Ocky Whites department store in Haverfordwest this week, because you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. My ex went out in town once and stayed at my mates, she used his toilet and only for number ones but she caught pregnancy off of him. We didn't know for ages tho either cos she was a bloater, you know like sonia off of the Eastenders. Anyway yeah that happened and she had no choice but to live with him then
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Gazlar wrote:
    Don't worry, I wasn't claiming responsibility, not unless you've used the mens toilets in Ocky Whites department store in Haverfordwest this week, because you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. My ex went out in town once and stayed at my mates, she used his toilet and only for number ones but she caught pregnancy off of him. We didn't know for ages tho either cos she was a blister, you know like sonia off of the Eastenders. Anyway yeah that happened and she had no choice but to live with him then

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    welshkev wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Don't worry, I wasn't claiming responsibility, not unless you've used the mens toilets in Ocky Whites department store in Haverfordwest this week, because you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. My ex went out in town once and stayed at my mates, she used his toilet and only for number ones but she caught pregnancy off of him. We didn't know for ages tho either cos she was a blister, you know like sonia off of the Eastenders. Anyway yeah that happened and she had no choice but to live with him then

    :lol::lol::lol:

    This + Vodka (its made from things I can't bring myself to mention)

    Love n hugs n choc cake

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    welshkev wrote:
    Gazlar wrote:
    Don't worry, I wasn't claiming responsibility, not unless you've used the mens toilets in Ocky Whites department store in Haverfordwest this week, because you can get pregnant from a toilet seat. My ex went out in town once and stayed at my mates, she used his toilet and only for number ones but she caught pregnancy off of him. We didn't know for ages tho either cos she was a bloater, you know like sonia off of the Eastenders. Anyway yeah that happened and she had no choice but to live with him then

    :lol::lol::lol:

    it's not funny kev, it was a serious situation, lives were changed! Lives were changed, no going back now
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Today should be full of win by now, but it's not. Just fail.

    Waiting for a nice delivery of things from CRC, online tracking says it's out for delivery. No word yet, and it's 3pm here. So gay!

    Hurry up delivery dude, I gotta pick up some other things from places too you know!