Today is full of win so far...

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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    my one of these just turned up
    8)

    "side knobs grips amazingly well"

    Sounds like my morning that does.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    thats why i got it :wink:

    Nice to know you're all thinking of the now not-so-lonely ol me :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    I like to think of you while i'm having a fettle :wink:

    Why, I've gone rather bashful and shy all of a sudden :oops:

    NOT :twisted:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Ahh it's funny how this comes full circle as I like to think of VW when I'm fettling




















    It helps keep the wolf from the door ;)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Lol, I swear the delivery guy would have been the guy sitting down the hallway pretending to work on something all day, then I leave and BAM, missed delivery haha.

    But ah DD that's so sweet of you. Not too bashful now, eh.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Lol, I swear the delivery guy would have been the guy sitting down the hallway pretending to work on something all day, then I leave and BAM, missed delivery haha.

    But ah DD that's so sweet of you. Not too bashful now, eh.

    Can't let my reputation slip down now can I? :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Gazlar Ah Mr Derry, you make me feel all gooey
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Gazlar Ah Mr Derry, you make me feel all gooey

    oddly enough, the thought of you stops my pants getting all gooey ;) here's to you Mr Robinson, jebus loves you mire than you will know
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Gazlar wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    Gazlar Ah Mr Derry, you make me feel all gooey

    oddly enough, the thought of you stops my pants getting all gooey ;) here's to you Mr Robinson, jebus loves you mire than you will know
    :lol::lol:
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • Having come here from the Redhead and Amy Lee threads im now somewhat confused and unsure of myself :? :?
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Welcome to the crudcatcher, where letcherous behaviour, sexual deviance and mutual male love Ins crash together
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Gazlar wrote:
    Welcome to the crudcatcher, where letcherous behaviour, sexual deviance and mutual male love Ins crash together

    Were you just explaining a xmas party of yours?
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Gazlar wrote:
    Welcome to the crudcatcher, where letcherous behaviour, sexual deviance and mutual male love Ins crash together

    Were you just explaining a xmas party of yours?

    Probably just the average Friday evening.

    It is where I'm from anyway.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I feel I have aged a few years reading this thread due to my heart furiously pounding at the man-love! :shock:

    Oh, and MountainMonster...we warned you he'd be waiting and you'd miss the card. You men will never learn. (Of course I exclude myself from that as i'm the ONLY man who has ever learnt)
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    I feel I have aged a few years reading this thread due to my heart furiously pounding at the man-love! :shock:

    Oh, and MountainMonster...we warned you he'd be waiting and you'd miss the card. You men will never learn. (Of course I exclude myself from that as i'm the ONLY man who has ever learnt)

    I'm sorrreee...

    Here have some youth...

    Just don't get caught with him :shock:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Why can youth not be a woman? I'm tired of man love...it leaves me sore.
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    Why can youth not be a woman? I'm tired of man love...it leaves me sore.

    Okays, have some youthette.

    Same rule applies though, don't get caught and don't metntion my name.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    Would I ever drag you into the lowly depths of my life? You'd be struggling to breathe as you came up for air!

    :shock:
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    Would I ever drag you into the lowly depths of my life? You'd be struggling to breathe as you came up for air!

    :shock:

    You'd be surprised at how low I can get.

    Actually, no, you probably wouldn't be.

    I won't mention breathing through my ears...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    DIESELDOG wrote:

    You'd be surprised at how low I can get.

    Actually, no, you probably wouldn't be.

    I won't mention breathing through my ears...

    Love n hugs

    DD

    :D:D :shock:

    I wish my wife could breathe through her ears. :(
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:

    You'd be surprised at how low I can get.

    Actually, no, you probably wouldn't be.

    I won't mention breathing through my ears...

    Love n hugs

    DD

    :D:D :shock:

    I wish my wife could breathe through her ears. :(

    You weren't supposed to mention that hence the tiny type... :oops:

    Oh well.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I cannot help but mention such an admirable quality! Just think of the things you could do with that skill....

    There's at least 1!
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,363
    Today isn't full of win as an email yesterday dampened my mood though, f*cking courier tried to deliver, failed and decided it would be better to take my parcel back to the south coast rather than try again.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    I cannot help but mention such an admirable quality! Just think of the things you could do with that skill....

    There's at least 1!

    Yup I can swim under water for an awfully long time :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I don't get how breathing through your ears changes your ability to swim under water? Unless of course you swim on your side with one ear poking out of the water?
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    I cannot help but mention such an admirable quality! Just think of the things you could do with that skill....

    There's at least 1!

    Yup I can swim under water for an awfully long time :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    and makes your party trick of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose that much easier!
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    I cannot help but mention such an admirable quality! Just think of the things you could do with that skill....

    There's at least 1!

    Yup I can swim under water for an awfully long time :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    and makes your party trick of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose that much easier!

    Ahhh, a second skill which ca only be achieved through breathing through ears. They're running a common theme though....
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    crazy88 wrote:
    I cannot help but mention such an admirable quality! Just think of the things you could do with that skill....

    There's at least 1!

    Yup I can swim under water for an awfully long time :wink:

    Love n hugs

    DD
    and makes your party trick of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose that much easier!

    Ahhh, a second skill which ca only be achieved through breathing through ears. They're running a common theme though....

    pah, that's no party trick, it doesn't involve legs, ears and pint glasses...

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I MUST RESIST THE URGE TO WRITE MASSIVELY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS!!!

    ha
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    I MUST RESIST THE URGE TO WRITE MASSIVELY INAPPROPRIATE THINGS!!!

    ha

    Wuss.

    Love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • crazy88
    crazy88 Posts: 560
    I don't know where the common decency limits of the forum, or you, lie. Isn't this what the PM system is for? haha
    Out with the old, in with the new here.
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    crazy88 wrote:
    I don't know where the common decency limits of the forum, or you, lie. Isn't this what the PM system is for? haha

    Oh, I always thought that was for serious sh1t.

    My bad.

    love n hugs

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk