Girls, do you think the person behing is checking you out?

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  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Happened on the train. I felt 15 all over again. Maggie Thatcher, thank you.

    Whoa! Maggie Thatcher gave you the horn when you were 15? I know it takes all sorts, but Jeez. :?

    No! I meant she stopped me from having one on the train, on the way to Liverpool street in my lycra. I didn't want to get done for carrying an offensive weapon see....

    You know it's only considered an offensive weapon if it's over 3"..... ;-)

    This is also another good example of why baggies over lycra is the way forward, at least for commuting!

    Or like Adam Clayton being charged for having public sex with Naomi Campbell and being done for "having an offensive person about his weapon"? :D
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  • dhope
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    DonDaddyD wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Happened on the train. I felt 15 all over again. Maggie Thatcher, thank you.

    Whoa! Maggie Thatcher gave you the horn when you were 15? I know it takes all sorts, but Jeez. :?

    No! I meant she stopped me from having one on the train, on the way to Liverpool street in my lycra. I didn't want to get done for carrying an offensive weapon see....

    You know it's only considered an offensive weapon if it's over 3"..... ;-)

    This is also another good example of why baggies over lycra is the way forward, at least for commuting!

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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    dhope wrote:
    Baggies over Lycra, is that Baggies FCN or Lycra FCN?

    I think I used the baggie FCN adjuster, not that I pay strict attention to that. My real goal is to just be the fastest thing on 2 wheels :evil:

    Also means I don't have to faff around for building pass and bike lock key in my bag as I have pockets/belt clips to stash things :-) Given the correct placement of card readers I sometimes don't even have to get my pass out as I can just knee the card reader :-D
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  • If you're wearing lycra as is or under you get the lycra fcn. Hiding it doesn't make a difference.
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  • rjsterry
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    If you're wearing lycra as is or under you get the lycra fcn. Hiding it doesn't make a difference.

    Absolutely. I'm sure we've all bumped into a racing snake in disguise - Castelli bib shorts poking out from under cut-off denim or the like - you're fooling no-one.
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  • Bassjunkieuk
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    OK, just checked the FCN calculator, the modifier for Lycra is +0 and for baggies it's +1, so at best I could take myself up to a 4 if I forgo the baggie adjuster :-)

    Also agree with RJ, it is amusing finding the stealthed proper quick guys and then picking up on the castelli kit and sidl carbon shoes :-D
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  • dhope
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    OK, just checked the FCN calculator, the modifier for Lycra is +0 and for baggies it's +1, so at best I could take myself up to a 4 if I forgo the baggie adjuster :-)

    Also agree with RJ, it is amusing finding the stealthed proper quick guys and then picking up on the castelli kit and sidl carbon shoes :-D

    sidl?

    Is that one Sidi shoe and one Lidl? :lol:
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  • Bassjunkieuk
    Bassjunkieuk Posts: 4,232
    dhope wrote:
    OK, just checked the FCN calculator, the modifier for Lycra is +0 and for baggies it's +1, so at best I could take myself up to a 4 if I forgo the baggie adjuster :-)

    Also agree with RJ, it is amusing finding the stealthed proper quick guys and then picking up on the castelli kit and sidl carbon shoes :-D

    sidl?

    Is that one Sidi shoe and one Lidl? :lol:

    Argh! Proper Monday head on all day today!! Nearly left the house without the undercrackers and actually did leave my mobile at home...hopefully the brain will be in gear tomorrow.
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  • DonDaddyD wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Happened on the train. I felt 15 all over again. Maggie Thatcher, thank you.

    Whoa! Maggie Thatcher gave you the horn when you were 15? I know it takes all sorts, but Jeez. :?

    No! I meant she stopped me from having one on the train, on the way to Liverpool street in my lycra. I didn't want to get done for carrying an offensive weapon see....

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