the generally rather interesting thread about crudites

VWsurfbum

spongtastic wrote:

VWsurfbum wrote:

I work over 60 hrs p/w every week. (plus travel)
i have no real social life to speak of except riding (see above)

~Thats it for now?

Easy cure for this, get a job away from London

trying

sheepsteeth

for a period of about 6 weeks i got fingered up the obvious by 2 different men.

singlespeedexplosif

I came out of the womb walking,
jesus. your poor mother. Head-first not good enough for you eh?

cat_with_no_tail

sheepsteeth wrote:

for a period of about 6 weeks i got fingered up the obvious by 2 different men.

As opposed to the other 46 weeks of the year when they use their willies you mean?

Andy

My Dad is Scottish, my Mom is Irish, my sisters were born in South Africa, Rhodesia or Scotland depending on which one

Beardface

cee wrote:

Stav wrote:

cee wrote:

i have a scar from balls to bell.

:shock:

it worked out well enough...

fell off a shed roof when i was a kid...nasty landing on a council stylee wooden staked fence.....

i guess you can imagine the rest...it wasn't pretty....

its fine now though...see when they say chicks dig scars.....in my case...its true...

ribbed for her pleasure

Wow.. ouch... at least everything worked out!

cooldad

I am an ordained minister and my official title is Reverend.
As a lifelong atheist and sceptic, I just did it to because I have a warped sense of humour.

Gazlar

Andy wrote:

My Dad is Scottish, my Mom is Irish, my sisters were born in South Africa, Rhodesia or Scotland depending on which one

did you see my post on page 3 I think it was

Raymondavalon

I have done 23 tethered parachute jumps: 11 from a DC3, 8 from a C130 and 4 from a C160
I've also abseiled from a helicopter and down the side of a 30 story building

I have about 50 grams of shrapnel lodged in my body, compliments of an 81mm mortar
I can get by on 4 hours of sleep a day. I have an incredibly high pain threshold according to my physician
Like Jay12, energy drinks and coffee have very little affect on me too
in 2008 I broke my right leg and pushed my tibia and fibula back into my leg
I've woken up on the operating table while having surgery 3 times :shock:

In the 80's I had lunch with Kenny Roberts Sr, Eddie Lawson and Randy Mamola, that same evening I had supper with Freddie Spencer and Ron Haslam (These were the top 500cc GP riders and at that time Kenny was the Yamaha works Team manager)

Nachimir

cooldad wrote:

I am an ordained minister and my official title is Reverend.
As a lifelong atheist and sceptic, I just did it to because I have a warped sense of humour.

+ potato

I was raised a Jehovah's Witness, with full on door knocking zealotry and social isolation from "bad associates", i.e. anyone who isn't a JW. I never felt a need to rebel, but after reading some humanist philosophy and science fiction in my late teens, I thought "Oh right. This actually makes sense, and all that stuff I was raised with is b*llocks" then left.

tlw1

My mountain bike has cost me £3.50 a mile in repair costs this year

slowslowslow

i have given a female a golden shower

MountainMonster

I've had dinner with Micahel Jordan in the restaurant he opened in Chapel HIll, NC that was only open for about 2 years. My dad helped with the environmental impact of the equipment he was using for cooking and the power usage.

Was a tasty meal, and free. Which is good because his place was fooking expensive.

bails87

I once met George Michael on Hampstead Heath.

joshtp

I am officialy awesome.

Caffeine has little effect on me, however I do like it.

I read the bible daily. (Ya'll know why)

My bike is named "steff"

I once ate a 16 inch pizza to myself, less than an hour after a 3 course roast dinner. and wasn't even a little bit sick.


To me, 20KM is a long ride. Because I'm a lazy bum.

I have a strange fear of shaving cuts, yet am still keen to try and old school "knife"razor.

Gazlar

I was born on the wagon of a travelling show, my momma used to dance for the money they'd throw

Everywhere I go I always take the weather

I once watched a documentary about a sad face chubby fella sitting in a battered armchair, rocking and sobbing into a bucket of cheap southern fried chicken. It was only when my flatmate came home and switched on the Tv, I realised it was just my reflection

According to a popular website, an Anagram of my full name, Gareth JH (names not revealed for security purposes) Derry is No results found

I have two ideas for books, one of which I have ideas written down, the otherI know would never be publishable due to the fact it is in the very worst of tastes.

Tartanyak

I'm so boring.

supersonic

I've got tremendously itchy balls today.

Pudseyp

supersonic wrote:

I've got tremendously itchy balls today.

Try nutlube

supersonic

I'd have coco nuts then haha