the generally rather interesting thread about crudites

joshtp
joshtp Posts: 3,966
edited December 2010 in The Crudcatcher
OK.

So.

A fact.

About YOU.

Please.


I'll start.

I own a multi billion dollar (projected) bicycle lubrication company, named after the private area of a man's anatomy.


I also have an obsession with sticking drawing pins in stuff.

........
I like bikes and stuff
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    I find polishing shoes very theraputic.
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    your weird
    I like bikes and stuff
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    i once owned goldfish called dangermouse
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    edited December 2010
    When I was born my surname was Webster, Gareth Webster, my biological father's name is John Kevin Webster, and apparently he's known to his mates as Kev (I have had no contact with hime ever so I can't verify this) I became a Derry when my stepdad adopted me.
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • In the past 4 months I have spent more time climbing then riding, but have spent more cash on the bike.....
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    welshkev wrote:
    i once owned goldfish called dangermouse

    340-whos-awesome-your-awesome.jpg
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    As a child, I had stories read to me by Roald Dahl.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    joshtp wrote:
    I own stuff.
    I also have an obsession with sticking drawing pins in the private area of a man's anatomy.
    ........
    Sicko.

    I've slept with my best friend's wife. And he knows about it.
  • I have been struck by lightning.........no really....... :(
    Falcon Sierra - 80's
    Muddy Fox Courier - 80's
    GT Palomar 90's
    GT Zaskar LE - 90's
    Cannondale k v 900 90's
    Santa Cruz Bullit - now
    Orange Evo 8 STOLEN 26/09/10
    Orange P7 Pro
    Lots of kites.
  • I'm not really a cat. Nor do I have a tail, it's more of a stump.
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    I'm really a cat. Nor do I have a large penis, it's more of a stump.
  • I have had breakfast with Danni Minogue twice
    Attention all planets of the Solar Federation - We have assumed control.
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    cazmotron wrote:
    I have had breakfast with Danni Minogue twice

    were you the waiter? :wink::lol:
  • ive spent more money on my bike than i have on my car, my tv, my phone, my ps3 and xbox

    combined.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    welshkev wrote:
    cazmotron wrote:
    I have had breakfast with Danni Minogue twice

    were you the waiter? :wink::lol:

    No he had to chew it for her then spit it down her nose on account of her face not being able to move
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    I fecking love Flogging Molly.
  • projectsome
    projectsome Posts: 4,010
    I came out of the womb walking, have had both knees broken through surgery and thus had to wear leg braces for 2 years. I've broken my elbow in 2 places, it makes me cry like a little girl if I hit it :oops:

    I'm still not known as the bionic man...
    FARKBOOK TWATTER Happiness is my fucking mood!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I only discovered Flogging Molly yesterday, and am now a fan.
  • As I've found out today, I am not awake enough to post on internet forums until 4 hours after I wake up.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I came out of the womb walking, have had both knees broken through surgery and thus had to wear leg braces for 2 years. I've broken my elbow in 2 places, it makes me cry like a little girl if I hit it :oops:

    I'm still not known as the bionic man...
    Is that because you're called "The bionic sissy"?
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    edited December 2010
    I used to work for a company that has a big red S as their logo.

    Another random fact. Sue Barker
    SUEBAR_h250.jpg
    Keeps, or used to keep Goats. I once served her goat food.
    She looks extremely different without makeup.

    I have had too many jobs. :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    I only discovered Flogging Molly yesterday, and am now a fan.

    Just had a look, I like, theyre klike the Pogues only with teeth
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • welshkev wrote:
    cazmotron wrote:
    I have had breakfast with Danni Minogue twice

    were you the waiter? :wink::lol:

    lol. My cousin was the head cameraman/director on the big breakfast. was invited to the studio when she was presenting and met her again at one of the outside broadcast days in Galsgow. She is actually (or was anyway) rather nice in person. Also met Mark Litte (joe mangle from neighbours) and Paula Yates.
    Attention all planets of the Solar Federation - We have assumed control.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Gazlar wrote:
    I only discovered Flogging Molly yesterday, and am now a fan.

    Just had a look, I like, theyre klike the Pogues only with teeth
    I seem to remember my initial analysis of them being "Like the Pogues on speed".
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    They remind me of the dropkick murphys in some ways.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    They remind me of the dropkick murphys in some ways.
    Two American bands playing punk influenced by Celtic folk music sounding similar? Who'd have thought it?
  • jay12 wrote:
    I'm really a cat. Nor do I have a large penis, it's more of a stump.

    That's not what your mum said!

    and what have I told you about staring at my junk!

    As I've already explained, your balls will drop when you hit puberty. You'll get there eventually, don't worry.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    edited December 2010
    I like a band called Seanchai, they do irish american hip hop

    heres a sample
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • As a young teenage I knocked back the advances of a girl. Turned out to be the grand daughter of some dude called Gucci... oops.

    Also, I gave tech support to Paul Daniels when his PC broke down a few years back. Lovely guy
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    I thought Rich hall and Mike Wilmott shot Paul Daniels dead on a fishing trip?