the generally rather interesting thread about crudites

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  • coxy17
    coxy17 Posts: 401
    yeehaamcgee wrote:

    I've slept with my best friend's wife. And he knows about it.


    true lad


    i have a russian gf im dating over the internet
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    joshtp wrote:
    I own stuff.
    I also have an obsession with sticking drawing pins in the private area of a man's anatomy.
    ........
    Sicko.

    I've slept with my best friend's wife. And he knows about it.

    i'm assuming that was before he got with her? or are you that much of a legend? :lol:
  • Nachimir
    Nachimir Posts: 126
    I have almost exactly the same face as a former X-Factor contestant called Ben Mills.

    The year he was on it, I also had long hair exactly like his. Didn't have a TV either, which led to a very confusing night out the weekend after he got voted off. Eventually, I worked out what X-Factor was and who the fella was with fragments of information gleaned from all the people coming up to shake my hand and say "Ben. So sorry you got kicked off mate".

    My friends were milking it to f%ck, in every bar they looked for people who seemed to be looking at me, detoured past them on the way to the bar and loudly asked each other "What does Ben want?"

    Best moment: Taking a p(ss, guy at the next urinal looks left, screams "IT'S BEN FROM X-FACTOR!" and all the guys in the toilets rush over, surround me, and pump their fists over my head while chanting "YOU'RE SH%&^%%^T, AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE!". The only time I have ever actually pissed myself laughing :D
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I have two spleens.
    GT ZASKAR CARBON TEAM

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    welshkev wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I've slept with my best friend's wife. And he knows about it.

    i'm assuming that was before he got with her? or are you that much of a legend? :lol:
    Well, sometimes a woman just needs a real man to do the job properly. So that's where I came in. (literally)
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I'm "double jointed", can bend my fingers and thumbs back to touch the back of my wrist. Not just forwards like most people can.
    Kitty's World
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I've slept with my best friend's wife. And he knows about it.

    i'm assuming that was before he got with her? or are you that much of a legend? :lol:
    Well, sometimes a woman just needs a real man to do the job properly. So that's where I came in. (literally)

    fair play :lol:
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    I can open nearly any lock, even access controlled ones without having to force the door, lock or frame.
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    Kitty wrote:
    I'm "double jointed", can bend my fingers and thumbs back to touch the back of my wrist. Not just forwards like most people can.

    pics of this weirdness? it sounds kinda cool :lol:
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I've slept with my best friend's wife. And he knows about it.

    i'm assuming that was before he got with her? or are you that much of a legend? :lol:
    Well, sometimes a woman just needs a real man to do the job properly. So that's where I came in. (literally)

    ahh, to save their marriage, so she could see that the grass isn't always greener?
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    spongtastic wrote:
    I can open nearly any lock, even access controlled ones without having to force the door, lock or frame.

    Can you um, help me. I've accidently locked my keys in my bently near my mother in laws house, and need help getting in.

    Of course it's mine. I wouldn't want in if it wasn't would I?
    My London Road
  • Pudseyp
    Pudseyp Posts: 3,514
    I used to have a habit of shutting my bedroom drawers by thrusting my groin forward....when I was 14 I found out how stupid this once as once I did this naked and trapped my wanger in it..the pain was so bad my mum had to come and relase me......I spent 2 days i hospital as a result....
    Tomac Synper 140 Giant XTC Alliance 1
    If the world was flat, I wouldn't be riding !
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Kitty wrote:
    I'm "double jointed", can bend my fingers and thumbs back to touch the back of my wrist. But not forwards like most people can.
    I think you're holding your hands the wrong way, love.
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    i have a scar from balls to bell.
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

    H.G. Wells.
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    MountainMonster wrote:
    spongtastic wrote:
    I can open nearly any lock, even access controlled ones without having to force the door, lock or frame.

    Can you um, help me. I've accidently locked my keys in my bently near my mother in laws house, and need help getting in.

    Of course it's mine. I wouldn't want in if it wasn't would I?

    Well I've never heard that one before :lol:
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    I can cross my legs behind my head.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    whyamihere wrote:
    I can cross my legs behind my head.

    I have pictures of you doing that somewhere.
    Kitty's World
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Kitty wrote:
    whyamihere wrote:
    I can cross my legs behind my head.

    I have pictures of you doing that somewhere.
    Wouldn't surprise me at all.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Wanna see? I found it.
    Kitty's World
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Yeah, sure. Email it over.
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Talking of old pictures I found, heres a couple I just dug out

    scan0001xwv.jpg
    scan0004d.jpg

    They may interest someone
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • bails87
    bails87 Posts: 12,998
    Interesting fact: I've flown a plane. Just me in it. took off, flew round, even managed to land without exploding!

    Interesting fact 2: I work for MI6, with ColinTroll.
    MTB/CX

    "As I said last time, it won't happen again."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Gazlar wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    welshkev wrote:
    yeehaamcgee wrote:
    I've slept with my best friend's wife. And he knows about it.

    i'm assuming that was before he got with her? or are you that much of a legend? :lol:
    Well, sometimes a woman just needs a real man to do the job properly. So that's where I came in. (literally)

    ahh, to save their marriage, so she could see that the grass isn't always greener?
    No, it was more to save her sanity. Actualloy, the specific reasons are a bit complicated and long winded, and probably not even crudcatcher material. Maybe it would be more appropriate in the "your rides" section.
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 5,495
    cee wrote:
    i have a scar from balls to bell.

    :shock:
    Bird Aeris
  • 360
    360 Posts: 5,940
    I am a lord.
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    Stav wrote:
    cee wrote:
    i have a scar from balls to bell.

    :shock:

    it worked out well enough...

    fell off a shed roof when i was a kid...nasty landing on a council stylee wooden staked fence.....

    i guess you can imagine the rest...it wasn't pretty....

    its fine now though...see when they say chicks dig scars.....in my case...its true...

    ribbed for her pleasure :wink:
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

    H.G. Wells.
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Interesting facts.
    I havent owned a VW since 2005.
    I havent surfed properly since 2005.
    I still have my own bum.
    I ran my own skate company from the age of 13.
    I have owned a porsche (for approx 9 months)
    I work over 60 hrs p/w every week. (plus travel)
    i have no real social life to speak of except riding (see above)
    I married a girl who ive known since she was 8 and lived down my road. (i lived 320 miles away when we re met 25+ years later)
    I get easily addicted to things. (redbull/coffee,chocolate etc)

    ~Thats it for now?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • jay12
    jay12 Posts: 6,126
    energy drinks don't really affect me
    i go to a catholic school but don't belive in god
    i'm a paper boy
    i don't own any kind of games console
    i was born in Poland and moved here 6 years ago
    i have a massve range of music that i like
    oh and i'm 14 :P ;)
    KINESIS PHA5E WIP

    FREE KONA KULA WIP
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    interesting facts, jay, not lies.

    you are 12.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    I work over 60 hrs p/w every week. (plus travel)
    i have no real social life to speak of except riding (see above)

    ~Thats it for now?

    Easy cure for this, get a job away from London
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?

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