Meetings: Where the hell do you put your eyes
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Women in the workplace can be really cruel to men. They can dress in a way that says "Look at me, don't I look great!" and then say, "Oi, stop looking at me like that!"
Just ignore the second bit. If she *really* didn't want you to look at her like that, she'd wear a smock.0 -
EKE_38BPM wrote:You may take care to, but accidents happen (especially if they are smuggling peanuts).
Peanuts are ignored which tends to get the point across, had that in another house...0 -
roger merriman wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:You may take care to, but accidents happen (especially if they are smuggling peanuts).
Peanuts are ignored which tends to get the point across, had that in another house...
Some women are better at smuggling peanuts than others. The ones who fail are the ones that are harder to ignore.
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EKE_38BPM wrote:roger merriman wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:You may take care to, but accidents happen (especially if they are smuggling peanuts).
Peanuts are ignored which tends to get the point across, had that in another house...
Some women are better at smuggling peanuts than others. The ones who fail are the ones that are harder to ignore.
Are those Avid Juicy 9's?
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DonDaddyD wrote:changed the nursery rhyme of baa baa black sheep to baa baa any sheep as not to offend.
Point of order: That never happened
Just in case anyone wasn't clear (plus I can't tell how much of that post (or the entire thread) was genuine! )0 -
EKE_38BPM wrote:roger merriman wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:You may take care to, but accidents happen (especially if they are smuggling peanuts).
Peanuts are ignored which tends to get the point across, had that in another house...
Some women are better at smuggling peanuts than others. The ones who fail are the ones that are harder to ignore.
Oh, man, remember that advert from the 1970s (I think) for Golder Wonder peanuts?
"Golden Wonder, they're jungle fresh...PEANUUUUUTS!!!!!!!" <<Goes off on mad Rhumba around his room>>
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
SecretSam wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:roger merriman wrote:EKE_38BPM wrote:You may take care to, but accidents happen (especially if they are smuggling peanuts).
Peanuts are ignored which tends to get the point across, had that in another house...
Some women are better at smuggling peanuts than others. The ones who fail are the ones that are harder to ignore.
Oh, man, remember that advert from the 1970s (I think) for Golder Wonder peanuts?
"Golden Wonder, they're jungle fresh...PEANUUUUUTS!!!!!!!" <<Goes off on mad Rhumba around his room>>
I don't remember the advert, but I thought I'd quote you so that the post would move up the page and more people could practice not looking at the girl smuggling peanuts!FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
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I dunno they just seem a bit pointy to me....
Don't get me wrong I like flickable ones but not ones that can take your eye out.
OK, so what does Roger Merriman do for a living that means he has to clean women. Ewwww... Dude, women are for looking at, not cleaning!Food Chain number = 4
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DonDaddyD wrote:I dunno they just seem a bit pointy to me....
Don't get me wrong I like flickable ones but not ones that can take your eye out.
OK, so what does Roger Merriman do for a living that means he has to clean women. Ewwww... Dude, women are for looking at, not cleaning!
I suspect Roger was/is a professional carer for some form of Social Care organisation; either that or a nurse. Either involves cleaning people who are unable to do it for themselves.
Either that or he was the Queen's butler or something, given the Wikileaks thing about Andrew it seems we are constantly having to clean up the Royals' sh17
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SecretSam wrote:I suspect Roger was/is a professional carer for some form of Social Care organisation; either that or a nurse. Either involves cleaning people who are unable to do it for themselves.
Fair enough, mad respect for carer's, social care workers and the like.
'Tis not something I could do.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:SecretSam wrote:I suspect Roger was/is a professional carer for some form of Social Care organisation; either that or a nurse. Either involves cleaning people who are unable to do it for themselves.
Fair enough, mad respect for carer's, social care workers and the like.
'Tis not something I could do.
Me neither. And the pay's, er, sh17...
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DonDaddyD wrote:SecretSam wrote:I suspect Roger was/is a professional carer for some form of Social Care organisation; either that or a nurse. Either involves cleaning people who are unable to do it for themselves.
Fair enough, mad respect for carer's, social care workers and the like.
'Tis not something I could do.
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SecretSam wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:SecretSam wrote:I suspect Roger was/is a professional carer for some form of Social Care organisation; either that or a nurse. Either involves cleaning people who are unable to do it for themselves.
Fair enough, mad respect for carer's, social care workers and the like.
'Tis not something I could do.
Me neither. And the pay's, er, sh17...
ah but the work is fun, not the wiping and cleaning, but the being paid to go out to pubs and so on and chat with folks or day trips to brighton or so on.
but yes the pay is as you'd expect!0