Meetings: Where the hell do you put your eyes
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Social evolution is in advance of physical evolution by about 3000 years. We're all built to breed. She performs a display in order to attract a potential sexual partner. Your natural instinct is to become more than just a "potential". We're just animals at the end of the day. So I suggest you go for it, and if Mrs DDD catches you at it, come up with something about David Attenborough or something. She'll absolutely buy it (ahem).0
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Ooo I sense a how big is your sex drive, or how many times a week do you ride type thread coming on.Rick Chasey wrote:These are clearly the ramblings of someone who doesn't get enough.
Go on Rick, I dare ya to make it.
3-4 times a week if I average out the whole month, I'd say.
You?Food Chain number = 4
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DonDaddyD wrote:
Ooo I sense a how big is your sex drive, or how many times a week do you ride type thread coming on.Rick Chasey wrote:These are clearly the ramblings of someone who doesn't get enough.
Go on Rick, I dare ya to make it.
3-4 times a week if I average out the whole month, I'd say.
You?
Enough is a relative term DDD...
We're not writing into the sun or nuts saying what great lads we all are.0 -
Rick Chasey wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:
Ooo I sense a how big is your sex drive, or how many times a week do you ride type thread coming on.Rick Chasey wrote:These are clearly the ramblings of someone who doesn't get enough.
Go on Rick, I dare ya to make it.
3-4 times a week if I average out the whole month, I'd say.
You?
Enough is a relative term DDD...
We're not writing into the sun or nuts saying what great lads we all are.
I got a little bit hot under the collar previously.... wowzaFood Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:Rick Chasey wrote:3-4 times a week if I average out the whole month, I'd say. :oquote]
Yeah, about the same here.
Not all of those occasions involve another person, obviously...0 -
lost_in_thought wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:Asprilla wrote:I think I've been identified as a letch, I've just noticed today that whenever the young girl employed to to the PMO role on this project talks to me she overs her chest with something (her arm, a note book, etc).
I'm disappointed in myself for getting caught and her for blocking the view.
I'd suggest from now on with her, you look her in the eye every time from now on and also mention her hair if you do happen to notice something new. Will show you aint looking elsewhere. Do not mention she has a nice notebook.
I appreciate it when people make the effort to look at my face. I'M UP HERE DAMN IT.
We did have a girl in my office that had a "G" cup.....and showed them off. As a manager, you have to show best example, but keeping my eyes fixed on her face was the most difficult task I have ever encountered.....I had to "have a word" with a few subordinates about their conduct around her....she was a fox too.
We now have a girl in our office who is an ex-catwalk model - at 6ft 1" everyone looks up at her when she is in heels. She is stunning, but wants to work in computing?!?!?!?0 -
I was going to ask if you are still commuting on PT, but I think you posts confirm my suspicions.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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gtvlusso wrote:We now have a girl in our office who is an ex-catwalk model - at 6ft 1" everyone looks up at her when she is in heels. She is stunning, but wants to work in computing?!?!?!?
We had one too - wanted to be an Office Manager/PA so we obliged. 5'11 & she always wore at least 3 inch heels. Absolutely stunning & a really nice person plus she did the job very well.1997 Gary Fisher Big Sur
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gtvlusso wrote:We now have a girl in our office who is an ex-catwalk model - at 6ft 1" everyone looks up at her when she is in heels. She is stunning, but wants to work in computing?!?!?!?
What better place to have men (alright, geeky men) worshipping her every move, yet not bothering her with even the slightest hint of an overture?
Oh yes, a Bike Club. That would be better.
So, she's chosen the second best environment in which to work. Not bad.0 -
Pufftmw wrote:gtvlusso wrote:We now have a girl in our office who is an ex-catwalk model - at 6ft 1" everyone looks up at her when she is in heels. She is stunning, but wants to work in computing?!?!?!?
We had one too - wanted to be an Office Manager/PA so we obliged. 5'11 & she always wore at least 3 inch heels. Absolutely stunning & a really nice person plus she did the job very well.
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Must agree our gal is doing a bang up task of learning coding....suffice to say that every developer in here is offering help and advice :roll:0 -
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Good bless secretaries, receptionists and PAs!Food Chain number = 4
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Just as an aside (& with reference to the thread the other day) when looking for a partner, she went on match.com. Suffice to say, she wasn't on there long & she's happily beein going out with the lucky chap for about 3 years now.1997 Gary Fisher Big Sur
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lost_in_thought wrote:MonkeyMonster wrote:Asprilla wrote:I think I've been identified as a letch, I've just noticed today that whenever the young girl employed to to the PMO role on this project talks to me she overs her chest with something (her arm, a note book, etc).
I'm disappointed in myself for getting caught and her for blocking the view.
I'd suggest from now on with her, you look her in the eye every time from now on and also mention her hair if you do happen to notice something new. Will show you aint looking elsewhere. Do not mention she has a nice notebook.
I appreciate it when people make the effort to look at my face. I'M UP HERE DAMN IT.
If you put goods in the shop window, don't blame me for stopping to look
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Pufftmw wrote:gtvlusso wrote:We now have a girl in our office who is an ex-catwalk model - at 6ft 1" everyone looks up at her when she is in heels. She is stunning, but wants to work in computing?!?!?!?
We had one too - wanted to be an Office Manager/PA so we obliged. 5'11 & she always wore at least 3 inch heels. Absolutely stunning & a really nice person plus she did the job very well.
I once interviewed for a new office manager. 3 candidates, all excellent:
Number 1 was a dragon. No way was I working with her
Number 2 was a total lovebundle, cute as the sun is hot, but in an office full of geeky men (myself excluded) there was no way that would work
Which left
Number 3 - a lovely girl, not unattractive, but less overt than number 2. She got the job. And was utterly superb at it.
DDD - the simple solution is to GROW UP and treat your colleague as just that - she's a colleague. We all take a look from time to time, but FFS. Suggest in future you think about Maggie Thatcher, naked, taking a dump when you're in a room with her. Or hold the meeting with a desk between you.
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SecretSam wrote:DDD - the simple solution is to GROW UP and treat your colleague as just that - she's a colleague. We all take a look from time to time, but FFS. Suggest in future you think about Maggie Thatcher, naked, taking a dump when you're in a room with her. Or hold the meeting with a desk between you.
Does growing up mean not getting myself hot and bothered when a pair of superb legs, smooth as they are long, in steel heels find themselves in front of me? Does growing up mean not feeling odd when said feet slip genetly from shoe and point towards me almost inviting me to nibble. And does growing up mean not enjoying the odd fantasy about being forced to work late by the rigid, conservative hair up, thick rimmed glasses, battle axe pencil skirted boss who is strict and evil until circumstance has me feeding her a length as she clings desperately to the desk with one hand while seperating my flesh with the nails on her other hand.
Because if growing up means not sharing the enjoyment of that with my fellow man/person, then I'm not interested in growing up. The alternative is so much more enjoyable.
Secondly I don't think that in a World where all these fantasies, clothing and antics exist growing up has anything to do with it. We're all children at heart and someones child at least.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
dvdfoz wrote:SecretSam wrote:Suggest in future you think about Maggie Thatcher, naked, taking a dump
Thanks for that mental image, gonna take a lot of beers this evening before I risk closing my eyes to go to sleep.
I think it's actually an Ali G quote.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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DonDaddyD wrote:SecretSam wrote:DDD - the simple solution is to GROW UP and treat your colleague as just that - she's a colleague. We all take a look from time to time, but FFS. Suggest in future you think about Maggie Thatcher, naked, taking a dump when you're in a room with her. Or hold the meeting with a desk between you.
Does growing up mean not getting myself hot and bothered when a pair of superb legs, smooth as they are long, in steel heels find themselves in front of me? Does growing up mean not feeling odd when said feet slip genetly from shoe and point towards me almost inviting me to nibble. And does growing up mean not enjoying the odd fantasy about being forced to work late by the rigid, conservative hair up, thick rimmed glasses, battle axe pencil skirted boss who is strict and evil until circumstance has me feeding her a length as she clings desperately to the desk with one hand while seperating my flesh with the nails on her other hand.
Because if growing up means not sharing the enjoyment of that with my fellow man/person, then I'm not interested in growing up. The alternative is so much more enjoyable.
Secondly I don't think that in a World where all these fantasies, clothing and antics exist growing up has anything to do with it. We're all children at heart and someones child at least.
Feckin' hell, mate, do they have cold showers where you work?
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rjsterry wrote:
It most certainly is not, at least, not intentionally - I only ever saw Ali G once, the Beckham interview on (I think) Comic Relief? I claim those words as my own. I don't plagiarise or take on loan, then claim the words as my own (Morrissey) - it was all my own work.
Nice image, though, huh?
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SecretSam wrote:rjsterry wrote:
It most certainly is not, at least, not intentionally - I only ever saw Ali G once, the Beckham interview on (I think) Comic Relief? I claim those words as my own. I don't plagiarise or take on loan, then claim the words as my own (Morrissey) - it was all my own work.
Nice image, though, huh?
I beg your pardon. I think it was actually "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day".1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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rjsterry wrote:SecretSam wrote:rjsterry wrote:
It most certainly is not, at least, not intentionally - I only ever saw Ali G once, the Beckham interview on (I think) Comic Relief? I claim those words as my own. I don't plagiarise or take on loan, then claim the words as my own (Morrissey) - it was all my own work.
Nice image, though, huh?
I beg your pardon. I think it was actually "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day".
I think mine is worse, just. Both are really nasty, mind. Ewwww
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Someone had to find Maggie in a pencil skirt a bit'o alright. She has kids...Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
SecretSam wrote:
Or an HR dept. I am assuming, DDD, you have already checked that no one where you work (especially the lady in question) surf these forums! The Political Correctness at Work Dept (you work in the public sector so you will have one) would have a field day if they read this. Can I respectfully suggest an edit for your own safety, especially as you probably typed and posted it from a work computer.
I found it ammusing in a non serious jest kind of way but you may have crossed a professional line there my man Coach H. (Dont ask me for training advice - 'It's not about the bike')0 -
Fun, was such a novel concept back in the 80s.
It sadly became extinct during the Politically Correct war of the mid-late 90s. The war was fought between two gender inclusive shades grey as not to offend any other colours of course. Religion wasn't discussed.
The slightly different shade of grey politically correct armies won. They outlawed the human ability to laugh at ones-self and changed the nursery rhyme of baa baa black sheep to baa baa any sheep as not to offend.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0
